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Next door barking dog
Apart from shooting the bloody thing what can be done ?
Is it local council noise pollution
I had a lady round the other day in the back yard and she almost had a heart attack when the dog growled at her from the other side of the solid fence
I wonder if dog training might help but I think the owner is lazy and simply can't be bothered taking the poor thing for a walk
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Apart from shooting the bloody thing what can be done ?
Is it local council noise pollution
I had a lady round the other day in the back yard and she almost had a heart attack when the dog growled at her from the other side of the solid fence
I wonder if dog training might help but I think the owner is lazy and simply can't be bothered taking the poor thing for a walk
I have one of them too. Not a manly bark like an alsation or a labrador, but one of those pathetic little things the size of a rat. Looks like a yorkshire terrier that does a constant flurry of machine gun staccato of yaps. His owner tells him to shut up bit without any conviction. A bit like those mothers that pathetically pleads “Oh please Henry, will you please stop doing that” without any authority.
The little scruffy shite is doing it now a little bit will I am working quietly in the garden enjoying the sun, but not too much! The other day last week I picked up a neighbours tennis ball in my garden and threw it at his arse but he looked up and saw it just before it hit him. He scarpered indoors.
Its now a fairly daily Mexican standoff. He sees me and stares at me. As long as I raise my arm he f-ucks off through those flap doors so thankfully I don’t have to throw the ball. He is au fait with the idea.
Got any tennis balls?
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J R Hartley
Karma
Isn't that what Glenn Hoddle said about disabled people ?
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Keyser Soze
I have one of them too. Not a manly bark like an alsation or a labrador, but one of those pathetic little things the size of a rat. Looks like a yorkshire terrier that does a constant flurry of machine gun staccato of yaps. His owner tells him to shut up bit without any conviction. A bit like those mothers that pathetically pleads “Oh please Henry, will you please stop doing that” without any authority.
The little scruffy shite is doing it now a lottlr bit will I am working quietly in the garden enjoying the sun, but not too much! The other day I picked up a neighbours tennis ball in my garden neighbours and threw it at his arse but he looked up and saw it just before it hit him. He scarpered.
Recent says its a Mexican standoff. He sees me and stares at me. As long as I raise my arm he f-ucks off through those flap doors so thankfully I don’t have to throw the ball. He is au fait with the idea.
Got any tennis balls?
I had a cat shitting in my garden at the old place so I tried to get something that would make him through up if he ate it at my gaffe
Apparently there is something out there but it might not be completely safe so I bought one of those kids pump action water guns , threw some treats about and blasted the twat one evening when he was nosing around
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I had a cat shitting in my garden at the old place so I tried to get something that would make him through up if he ate it at my gaffe
Apparently there is something out there but it might not be completely safe so I bought one of those kids pump action water guns , threw some treats about and blasted the twat one evening when he was nosing around
😂😂😂😂😂
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Apart from shooting the bloody thing what can be done ?
Is it local council noise pollution
I had a lady round the other day in the back yard and she almost had a heart attack when the dog growled at her from the other side of the solid fence
I wonder if dog training might help but I think the owner is lazy and simply can't be bothered taking the poor thing for a walk
I had the same thing for years except the inconsiderate morons next door let the dog out at 6:30 every morning when it would bark its head off.
Thank God the dog died. Still the same inconsiderate neighbours though.
PS There isn’t anything you can do.
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Pardon the pun but barking dogs are my pet hate. For about a year two dogs were barking night and day, and a neighbour would often scream "Shut those f**king dogs up, my baby is trying to sleep"
Anyhow, we returned from holiday and the silence was deafening. I asked our local shopkeeper if anything had happened to the dogs and apparently it all kicked off when we away. The neighbour had finally flipped and went to the dog owners house at 2 in the morning, shouting and hammering on the door. The police were called but the woman refused to take the dogs into the house so I believe arrangements were put in place for the dogs to be removed. So happy days.
Anyone having problem with noisy dogs should contact the local Environmental Protection Officer.
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Moodybluebird
Pardon the pun but barking dogs are my pet hate. For about a year two dogs were barking night and day, and a neighbour would often scream "Shut those f**king dogs up, my baby is trying to sleep"
Anyhow, we returned from holiday and the silence was deafening. I asked our local shopkeeper if anything had happened to the dogs and apparently it all kicked off when we away. The neighbour had finally flipped and went to the dog owners house at 2 in the morning, shouting and hammering on the door. The police were called but the woman refused to take the dogs into the house so I believe arrangements were put in place for the dogs to be removed. So happy days.
Anyone having problem with noisy dogs should contact the local Environmental Protection Officer.
There are no bad dogs,but piss poor lazy owners.
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J R Hartley
Karma
i wont lie, this thread brought a smile to my face
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jeepster
There are no bad dogs,but piss poor lazy owners.
Not so much lazy as incredibly inconsiderate. Just because she didn't want the dogs in her house she thought it was perfectly acceptable for them to bark all day and all night in her back garden. I believe they originally belonged to her son, who upped and left and didn't take the dogs with him.
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jeepster
There are no bad dogs,but piss poor lazy owners.
gotta agree
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ToTaL ITK
gotta agree
Yes.
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Get the Council involved as the owner could be open to prosecution.
https://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/ne...e-barking-dog/
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Blooburd
i wont lie, this thread brought a smile to my face
You lie every time you type you light footed pony
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jeepster
There are no bad dogs,but piss poor lazy owners.
Yup.
Poor thing is probably distressed, not fair on the dog or the neighbours.
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PontBlue
I have written her a pleasant letter outlining the options
Or the dog vanishes
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2b2bdoo
Yup.
Poor thing is probably distressed, not fair on the dog or the neighbours.
She never takes it out for walks
Some people are just hopeless
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Bobby Dandruff
I had the same thing for years except the inconsiderate morons next door let the dog out at 6:30 every morning when it would bark its head off.
Thank God the dog died. Still the same inconsiderate neighbours though.
PS There isn’t anything you can do.
It appears there is
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SLUDGE FACTORY
She never takes it out for walks
Some people are just hopeless
I panic if my dog barks even for a few seconds in the garden, cats are her weakness lol. Tbh she’s spoilt rotten but well trained and harmless. I hate the thought of a dog being mistreated, happens far too often.
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I have written her a pleasant letter outlining the options
Or the dog vanishes
Get out the Korean cookery books.
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Didn't you have a problem with neighbour's cats at one point Sludge? I remember a thread about anti-cat tactics.
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Citizen's Nephew
Didn't you have a problem with neighbour's cats at one point Sludge? I remember a thread about anti-cat tactics.
It's just Sludge's love hate relationship with other peoples' pets. I remember the time he accused his neighbour's tortoise of following him.
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Eric the Half a Bee
It's just Sludge's love hate relationship with other peoples' pets. I remember the time he accused his neighbour's tortoise of following him.
I remember that. Didn’t the hare win?
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Citizen's Nephew
Didn't you have a problem with neighbour's cats at one point Sludge? I remember a thread about anti-cat tactics.
Yes
I have moved now
She was a vicar
A female vicar
Her and her daughter were obsessed with cats and at one point had her husband build a rescue centre for the mangy twats in their back yard
They absolutely stank of piss and so did the cats
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2b2bdoo
I remember that. Didn’t the hare win?
:hehe: one for Eric setting it up and :hehe: for your reply!
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Eric the Half a Bee
It's just Sludge's love hate relationship with other peoples' pets. I remember the time he accused his neighbour's tortoise of following him.
Owning a blow up doll means never having to say you're sorry
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Yes
I have moved now
She was a vicar
A female vicar
Her and her daughter were obsessed with cats and at one point had her husband build a rescue centre for the mangy twats in their back yard
They absolutely stank of piss and so did the cats
It's all coming back now. Didn't know they'd set up a rescue centre though. That would have done my head in.
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Owning a blow up doll means never having to say you're sorry
Other than when she is draped over the washing line after another clean out.
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2b2bdoo
I remember that. Didn’t the hare win?
Yes. It was a case of hare today, gone tomorrow.
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Citizen's Nephew
It's all coming back now. Didn't know they'd set up a rescue centre though. That would have done my head in.
Selfish Christian bastards
One of their cats shat outside my front door and they tried to blame a fox
I told them to clear it up
It was then I knew I had to face them in the final land battle
So I bought the kids pump action water gun from mr patels and lay in wait
The rest is history
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Eric the Half a Bee
Other than when she is draped over the washing line after another clean out.
Wash and Go
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Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?
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pipster
Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?
Preventing me from peaceful enjoyment or something like that according to the legislation
If that doesn't work I will hit her with sabbath every morning at 5 am and see where that takes us
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Eric the Half a Bee
Get out the Korean cookery books.
😂😂😂😂
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pipster
Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?
No, but the lady friend he had around has.
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Why don’t you go get the dog and put it in your garden. See how they like it? 😂
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William Treseder
Why don’t you go get the dog and put it in your garden. See how they like it? 😂
He's huge , a Japanese tosa cross ?
And very aggressive
He's got huge bollocks
Maybe castration is an option
For him , not me
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splott parker
No, but the lady friend he had around has.
I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once
I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?
That's Bridgend girls for you
I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics
By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop