I went in to Bridgend for some cheap y fronts yesterday and came out with a cracking pair of slacks and a nice shirt
I looked very dandy
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I went in to Bridgend for some cheap y fronts yesterday and came out with a cracking pair of slacks and a nice shirt
I looked very dandy
So that's what you wear under that floor length black mac?Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
I once bought a suit in culver house cross when I was taken short and it was okay. Might have been Marks and Spencer's actually, but possibly Tesco's and definitely in Wales. Avoid the shirts though.
I have style
I never go out of fashion
Both in Gothic black I should imagine?Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
That's the lone gunmanQuote:
Originally Posted by valleys caveman
I think that he likes Asda-George- :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
I don't know why, but I somehow imagine you hanging around the knickers & bra section!Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
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Originally Posted by Tuerto
Lidl tight black cycling shorts
You've had the photos as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
I was , for about ten minutes , pretended I was looking for stuff for my girlfriend which is a complete lie on two counts , I haven't got one and secondly I rather fancied myself in the pink suspenders they had on offerQuote:
Originally Posted by Wales-Bales
I took the photosQuote:
Originally Posted by Tuerto
:hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Some of their clothes are more Florence than Fred.
You have got to be in fashion in the first place to actually go out of fashion.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Your names in the bookQuote:
Originally Posted by insider
i often buy the themed T shirts, Got a few star wars T shirts, got a nice old school looking Nintendo t shirt
This is what Sludge got for himself:
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Not quite sure what you mean by “taken short”Quote:
Originally Posted by RonnieBird
I’ve always understood the term to mean that if I’ve been taken short then I have definitely shit myself
Or does the term have different meanings that have escaped me
Taken (caught) short, well, my understanding is.. when you can't get to a toilet in time and have to take a quick pee, wherever convenient. Getting caught short has happened to most of us at some time in the past. Shitting your pants, on the other hand, is, well... shitting your pants!Quote:
Originally Posted by light up the darkness
I went into an off licence looking for a Chardonnay.
The girl working in there had a low cut top on.
I came out with a Semillon.
No1 not too bad, we’ve all done it at some pointQuote:
Originally Posted by Rock_Flock_of_Five
No 2 requires a change of pants at least
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Originally Posted by Rock_Flock_of_Five
No, nothing like that . I was in Wales for the weekend and I was asked to represent someone in Cardiff since I was already down there, but I had only casual clothes with me. Thus I needed a suit in a hurry, and as I said, it was quite okay.
Pretty certain it was Marks and Spencer's though, thinking about it, rather than Tescos.
I had to buy a pair of track suit bottoms from there once when I experienced one of those dodgy farts that let you down at the point of exit and it turns into a runny one.
I’d been drinking cider all day and In my experience you have to be very very careful if you let your concentration lapse even for a moment in these circumstances and try to let go with a windy noisy one.
The consequences can be ....difficult
Who doesn't? :getscoat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuerto
A bit like Brexit is Brexit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock_Flock_of_Five
Original poster is fibbing about heading to Tesco to purchase Y-Fronts because he buys all his undies (and vests) second-hand from a charity shop for 25p a pop.
It's why he's forever urgently scratching a certain part of his anatomy. Well, that and one or more STDs.
I asked him recently what he thought of Anne Hegerty. She's someone who appears on a quiz show called The Chase and is so big she may have a postcode all to herself. "First time I saw her? It was instant boner time," gushed the dirty dogger, "and she's had the same stiffening effect every time I've set eyes on the sort since then."
This Christmas, as with all prior CCMB annual poster awards ceremonies, he'll be a shoe-in to lift the Rotter of the Year crown. I understand from a source close to Moggis Towers that for the first time in nearly a decade another moniker had been nominated, that of Croesy Blue, but was rejected because it was suspected he nominated himself by using a second dummy account.
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She looks like an eastern European shot putterQuote:
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Never realised her right tit is bigger than her leftQuote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Can’t wear a necklace ‘coz she’s neck-lessQuote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
Vaginal grip like a jockey's right hand.Quote:
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