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Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow
'You're going down with the 'Ammers.....'
Any more?
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" is that all you take away " is a gimme
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You can stick your Newcy Brown up your arse ! Sideways.
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"They're coming for you,, they're coming for you, HMRC, they're coming for you"
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Originally Posted by
City123
"They're coming for you,, they're coming for you, HMRC, they're coming for you"
"If you're not going to jail clap your hands, if you're not going to jail clap your hands...etc"
Altogether now!
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Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow
YOU VAT B*STARDS!
YOU VAT B*STARDS!
Not technically correct I know, but...
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'Atax, Atax, Atax, Atax, Atax'
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Your black your white
Your accountant`s fcuking shite
Newcastle
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Originally Posted by
insider
Your black your white
Your accountant`s fcuking shite
Newcastle
Love it!
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'We've owed HMRC more than you..
We've owed HMRC more than you"
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To the Tune of YMCA
It`s fun to fraud the HMRC whilst trying to body morph the letters
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"It's fun to stay with the H-M-R-C!
"It's fun to stay with the HMRC-eee!"
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Originally Posted by
City123
"They're coming for you,, they're coming for you, HMRC, they're coming for you"
:hehe:
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Originally Posted by
insider
Your black your white
Your accountant`s fcuking shite
Newcastle
:hehe:
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They pay what they like Newcastle only pay what they like
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If Ali was still on the tannoy he'd surely play Taxman by the Beatles
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Ah me lads, ye shud only seen us runnin’,
We pass’d the taxman upon the road just as they wor coming’;
Thor wes lots o’ lads an’ lasses there, all wi’ angry faces,
Gawn alang the Scotswood Road, to come and fookin chase us
Bit too much. :getscoat:
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Mike Ashley is a financial Genius
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Originally Posted by
Arfur Europe
YOU VAT B*STARDS!
YOU VAT B*STARDS!
Not technically correct I know, but...
Never let accuracy get in the way of genius :thumbup:
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To the tune of YNWA
"You're getting done for fraud
You're getting done for fraud
Pay up, pay up
To H-M-R-C
'Cos you're getting done for fraud..."
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Your black and white
Your accountant is shyte
Newcastle . Newcastle !
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Originally Posted by
BlueWales
Your black and white
Your accountant is shyte
Newcastle . Newcastle !
Your black your white
Your accountant`s fcuking shite
Newcastle
:indifferent::indifferent:
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You fat bastards.
Not sure what that's got to do with tax mind you.
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no wonder the atmospheres dying
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To the tune of YMCA...,,,
You need to make sure you PAYE
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Originally Posted by
Enoch Mort
To the tune of YMCA...,,,
You need to make sure you PAYE
:shrug:
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Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a fishy when THE BILL comes in.
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Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
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Don't think I heard "ingurrrlund, ingurrrlund, ingurrrlund", "Sweet Chariot" or anything of that ilk from the Newcastle fans last night. Refreshing.
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What was the song they were singing that sounded something like "we're up, we're down", it went on for ages.
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Originally Posted by
ian gibson
What was the song they were singing that sounded something like "we're up, we're down", it went on for ages.
Think it was we are Geordies we're up up up,The mackams are down down down.:thumbup:
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Originally Posted by
jeepster
Think it was we are Geordies we're up up up,The mackams are down down down.:thumbup:
Cheers :thumbup:
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Originally Posted by
jeepster
Think it was we are Geordies we're up up up,The mackams are down down down.:thumbup:
That was it. Quite funny to watch some of the hopeless attempts to co-ordinate words with movement.