Cheap bacon.

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27-06-17, 16:51
itkman

Cheap bacon.

Anyone want any cheap bacon? If you sign up to Cure & Simple and use the code mn6ysd you can get your first pack for £1. You can then cancel and receive no further bacon should you wish.

Also, if you use that code I get a free pack of bacon too. What could be better?

Anyhoo.. https://www.cureandsimple.com/ and code mn6ysd

Let's kill then cure some pigs.
27-06-17, 17:14
Mrs Steve R

Re: Cheap bacon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by itkman

Anyone want any cheap bacon? If you sign up to Cure & Simple and use the code mn6ysd you can get your first pack for £1. You can then cancel and receive no further bacon should you wish.

Also, if you use that code I get a free pack of bacon too. What could be better?

Anyhoo.. https://www.cureandsimple.com/ and code mn6ysd

Let's kill then cure some pigs.

Going to kill one yourself? :hehe:
27-06-17, 17:22
itkman

Re: Cheap bacon.

Erm.. I've killed and eaten a fish. Does that count? Well, I left it to die then ate it...
27-06-17, 17:28
life on mars

Re: Cheap bacon.

You telling porkies ?
27-06-17, 17:29
Baloo

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Has to be on a rind up.
27-06-17, 17:33
jeepster

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Originally Posted by Baloo

Has to be on a rind up.

thats a bit rash.
27-06-17, 17:44
Mrs Steve R

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by itkman

Erm.. I've killed and eaten a fish. Does that count? Well, I left it to die then ate it...

Does it count in what? you said let's kill some pigs not me :hehe:
27-06-17, 17:45
Organ Morgan.

Re: Cheap bacon.

Elton John: "Don't go bacon my heart."

Kiki Dee: "I couldn't if I fried."
27-06-17, 17:46
Nick

Re: Cheap bacon.

Cheap bacon is always false economy. Full of water.
27-06-17, 17:50
itkman

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Nick

Cheap bacon is always false economy. Full of water.

This is expensive bacon, but cheap as a loss lEaDEr.
27-06-17, 17:52
Rhiw-Blue

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Nick

Cheap bacon is always false economy. Full of water.

Bloated pig
27-06-17, 17:53
Packerman

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Nick

Cheap bacon is always false economy. Full of water.

better with a good burger imho
27-06-17, 18:24
Thoth

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

Going to kill one yourself? :hehe:

I know this cracking little vegetarian place if you fancy it one night mrs r :tongue:
27-06-17, 18:28
jon1959

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Thoth

I know this crackling little vegetarian place if you fancy it one night mrs r :tongue:

FYP
27-06-17, 18:54
Sgt. Pepper

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Nick

Cheap bacon is always false economy. Full of water.

Surely this saves having to go to all the trouble of pouring a glass of water to accompany teh salty bacon.

Genius really - and cheaper you say?
27-06-17, 19:05
Mrs Steve R

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Thoth

I know this cracking little vegetarian place if you fancy it one night mrs r :tongue:

:hehe:
27-06-17, 19:35
Nick

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper

Surely this saves having to go to all the trouble of pouring a glass of water to accompany teh salty bacon.

Genius really - and cheaper you say?

You okay your money and you rake your choice.
27-06-17, 19:42
itkman

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Nick

You okay your money and you rake your choice.

Hoe does he do that?
27-06-17, 19:44
Nick

Re: Cheap bacon.

Predictive text my good friend.
27-06-17, 19:48
itkman

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Originally Posted by Nick

Predictive text my good friend.

Fork that.
27-06-17, 19:51
Mrs Steve R

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Nick

Predictive text my good friend.

I heard the guy who invented predictive text has pissed away. His funfair is next monkey. :getscoat:

(Well everyone else seems to have told it today) :hehe:
27-06-17, 21:40
itkman

Re: Cheap bacon.

Well, really thought people would be over this like a rash(er).

If only our friend from Cwmbran were still here, I'm told he enjoyed a good fry up.
27-06-17, 21:59
Dr Lecter

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by itkman

Well, really thought people would be over this like a rash(er).

If only our friend from Cwmbran were still here, I'm told he enjoyed a good fry up.

Are you saying he's a porker?
27-06-17, 22:03
Dr Lecter

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by itkman

This is expensive bacon, but cheap as a loss lEaDEr.

If you think a quid is expensive, any chance you can sort out my garden.

I'll pay you £2.50 per day.
27-06-17, 22:16
Wales-Bales

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by itkman

Erm.. I've killed and eaten a fish. Does that count? Well, I left it to die then ate it...

Fish tastes better if you kill them straight out of the water.
27-06-17, 22:30
Mrs Steve R

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Fish tastes better if you kill them straight out of the water.

Got to be better than a long painful death :hehe:
27-06-17, 22:36
Wales-Bales

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

Got to be better than a long painful death :hehe:

Yeah, the stress caused by a slow death releases chemicals into their body, so just bash them on the head with a blunt instrument if you like tasty fish :thumbup:
27-06-17, 22:58
Mrs Steve R

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Yeah, the stress caused by a slow death releases chemicals into their body, so just bash them on the head with a blunt instrument if you like tasty fish :thumbup:

:frown:

I don't eat fish either. :biggrin:
27-06-17, 23:00
Dr Lecter

Re: Cheap bacon.

Never trust a woman that won't put meat in her mouth.
27-06-17, 23:35
Sgt. Pepper

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Nick

You okay your money and you rake your choice.

Indeed you so, nowadays mower than ever.
28-06-17, 00:05
Mrs Steve R

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter

Never trust a woman that won't put meat in her mouth.

:hehe:

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper

Indeed you so, nowadays mower than ever.

:hehe:
28-06-17, 00:31
Colonel Cærdiffi

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

:frown:

I don't eat fish either. :biggrin:

The really strict vegetarians have no Sole

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28-06-17, 00:41
Mrs Steve R

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Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi

The really strict vegetarians have no Sole

:hehe: cheers.
28-06-17, 12:15
itkman

Re: Cheap bacon.

I hope whoever took advantage of the offer enjoys their bacon. Mine came today and I'll be trying it at the weekend. :thumbup:
28-06-17, 14:45
Dr Lecter

Re: Cheap bacon.

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Originally Posted by itkman

I hope whoever took advantage of the offer enjoys their bacon. Mine came today and I'll be trying it at the weekend. :thumbup:

Tidy.

Bring some round when you come to do my garden.
28-06-17, 14:52
itkman

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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter

Tidy.

Bring some round when you come to do my garden.

https://media.giphy.com/media/NjjvZdmoVhgrK/giphy.gif
28-06-17, 14:58
Dr Lecter

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Originally Posted by itkman

https://media.giphy.com/media/NjjvZdmoVhgrK/giphy.gif

For some reason it's funnier than when the colonel does it.
28-06-17, 15:32
J R Hartley

Re: Cheap bacon.

Thought this thread was going to about the police force employing from Eastern Europe.

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