Funniest thing you've seen while shopping.

A couple of years ago I was in Sainsbury's in Kingston , Surrey in a long queue on
a Friday evening before Xmas.
The fella in front had a serious trolley full and he was rushing to get his stuff on the
conveyor belt.

Then in the midst of this frenzy his wig fell off and landed on the conveyor belt and
found its way into the hand of the till girl.

Cue total pandemonium as our now bald shopper screamed at the girl " Bitch give me that back ! "

Uproar ensued as she burst into tears and baldy threw his shopping on the floor and stormed
off screaming and swearing.

The true spirit of Xmas.

He certainly had the rug pulled out from beneath him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEeeEdUc7Is

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Originally Posted by BlueWales

A couple of years ago I was in Sainsbury's in Kingston , Surrey in a long queue on
a Friday evening before Xmas.
The fella in front had a serious trolley full and he was rushing to get his stuff on the
conveyor belt.

Then in the midst of this frenzy his wig fell off and landed on the conveyor belt and
found its way into the hand of the till girl.

Cue total pandemonium as our now bald shopper screamed at the girl " Bitch give me that back ! "

Uproar ensued as she burst into tears and baldy threw his shopping on the floor and stormed
off screaming and swearing.

The true spirit of Xmas.

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I think that would go down as one of the funniest things ever, never mind while shopping. I get a sense of warped satisfaction when I see a poor stressed mother go fecking bat-shit in the biscuit ailse as her little darlings play up, run around and put all the 'nice things' in the trolley while she reads the calorific content of a rich tea biscuit.

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Originally Posted by BlueWales

A couple of years ago I was in Sainsbury's in Kingston , Surrey in a long queue on
a Friday evening before Xmas.
The fella in front had a serious trolley full and he was rushing to get his stuff on the
conveyor belt.

Then in the midst of this frenzy his wig fell off and landed on the conveyor belt and
found its way into the hand of the till girl.

Cue total pandemonium as our now bald shopper screamed at the girl " Bitch give me that back ! "

Uproar ensued as she burst into tears and baldy threw his shopping on the floor and stormed
off screaming and swearing.

The true spirit of Xmas.

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Well done Baldy! It takes a man to be able to laugh at yourself. I hope you apologised to the girl when you "recovered" your head and your composure.

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Originally Posted by BlueWales

A couple of years ago I was in Sainsbury's in Kingston , Surrey in a long queue on
a Friday evening before Xmas.
The fella in front had a serious trolley full and he was rushing to get his stuff on the
conveyor belt.

Then in the midst of this frenzy his wig fell off and landed on the conveyor belt and
found its way into the hand of the till girl.

Cue total pandemonium as our now bald shopper screamed at the girl " Bitch give me that back ! "

Uproar ensued as she burst into tears and baldy threw his shopping on the floor and stormed
off screaming and swearing.

The true spirit of Xmas.

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On a side note, a mate if mine worked for a removal firm. They had a big job moving a family from a mansion type property to another. Ther was 6 of them trying to get this grand piano down a flight of stairs, and they were struggling.
One of them calls the office for reinforcements. The only available bodies were another worker, and the main boss himself. So in time there’s 8 of them trying to get this huge piano down the stairs.
The boss had his suit on, and all of a sudden starts shouting “ stop, I can’t see I can’t see”
They all look over, and his wig (which they all suspected he wore but were all to scared to mention), had slipped down over his sweaty face!!
My mate said they all burst into fits of laughter, and it was all they could do to not drop this piano down the stairs!!

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Originally Posted by William Treseder

On a side note, a mate if mine worked for a removal firm. They had a big job moving a family from a mansion type property to another. Ther was 6 of them trying to get this grand piano down a flight of stairs, and they were struggling.
One of them calls the office for reinforcements. The only available bodies were another worker, and the main boss himself. So in time there’s 8 of them trying to get this huge piano down the stairs.
The boss had his suit on, and all of a sudden starts shouting “ stop, I can’t see I can’t see”
They all look over, and his wig (which they all suspected he wore but were all to scared to mention), had slipped down over his sweaty face!!
My mate said they all burst into fits of laughter, and it was all they could do to not drop this piano down the stairs!!

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I bet it all ended with cup of PG tips .

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Originally Posted by William Treseder

On a side note, a mate if mine worked for a removal firm. They had a big job moving a family from a mansion type property to another. Ther was 6 of them trying to get this grand piano down a flight of stairs, and they were struggling.
One of them calls the office for reinforcements. The only available bodies were another worker, and the main boss himself. So in time there’s 8 of them trying to get this huge piano down the stairs.
The boss had his suit on, and all of a sudden starts shouting “ stop, I can’t see I can’t see”
They all look over, and his wig (which they all suspected he wore but were all to scared to mention), had slipped down over his sweaty face!!
My mate said they all burst into fits of laughter, and it was all they could do to not drop this piano down the stairs!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XX9LX2es4

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Originally Posted by David Vincent

I bet it all ended with cup of PG tips .

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3F0nnPHyWo

Filling a trolley up with Stella then just walking straight out of Tesco’s. Not very funny but most enjoyable,

Not whilst shopping but I remember as a kid my old man walked into the patio door to the balcony whilst on holiday. Practically concussed himself he hit it that hard.
Thought he was walking into the balcony and BANG. Face first into the glass.
Me, my mother and sister were all dying to laugh but he had hurt himself so we didn’t know how to react. My sister gave in first and then the 3 of us were laughing uncontrollably whilst my old man had tweety birds flying around his head.

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Originally Posted by David Vincent

Well done Baldy! It takes a man to be able to laugh at yourself. I hope you apologised to the girl when you "recovered" your head and your composure.

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Oh hum just another silly comment from a twat.

Everyone from Mike Morris down knows I have a healthy head of hair.

Not only that , a brain living beneath it , which is more than you can say DV.

I saw an Alan Partridge dvd for sale - that's probably the funniest thing I've seen whilst out shopping.

Not so much funny, but was in the Capitol shopping center and they must have had some convention because all these nerds were in Cosplay. One of the female nerds was running down the stairs in some scant costume barely containing a very nice pair of tits. I was walking up the stairs trying to keep my eyes decent when, oops, out leapt her right tit.

Thinking back, I should have been more gentlemanly and helped her put her, um, goods back in the bag.

I was in the lift from the car park in St David’s 2 the one that comes into a small alley near Costa coffee and this woman was frantically pressing buttons
Each time the lift stopped she’d leap out and leap back in
When we got to the ground floor she started pressing 1 again

Trying to be helpful I asked her what floor she was looking for
She said ‘underground 1 but I can’t find the button and I can’t get the lift to stop’

I asked if I could see her ticket because there is no underground parking in St David’s 2
On her ticket it said it was for the John Lewis car park
I pointed out in what I thought was a helpful way that she was in the wrong car Park and pointed her towards the big John Lewis sign
Apparently her being in the wrong car park was my fault and I should be ashamed of myself

Shopping? I leave that to the Mrs.

Just had an email from Sainsbury's with the subject "Did you know you could be going to the Paralympic Games?"
Is this because I went to Waitrose yesterday? Who's running Sainsbury's now, the Fecking Kray twins?

In the Tesco Western Avenue car park, on the tarmac, I once saw a pasta salad, turned upside down and out of its container (but still the same shape as the container), with a small cake candle sticking out of it. The candle had been lit. Perhaps it was some impromptu birthday celebratory pasta.

When I was in Sainsbury’s in Kingston some guy just started laughing as my wig fell off and into the posesion of the till girl. At least he found it funny, I was fuming and left!

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Originally Posted by Spearsy

When I was in Sainsbury’s in Kingston some guy just started laughing as my wig fell off and into the posesion of the till girl. At least he found it funny, I was fuming and left!

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:ayatollah: This is the fella patting his wig down.

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Originally Posted by BlueWales

:ayatollah: This is the fella patting his wig down.

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:hehe:

I've been told that folk go to the supermarkets in their PJ's and Onesies

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Originally Posted by ian gibson

Just had an email from Sainsbury's with the subject "Did you know you could be going to the Paralympic Games?"
Is this because I went to Waitrose yesterday? Who's running Sainsbury's now, the Fecking Kray twins?

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:hehe:

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Originally Posted by ian gibson

Just had an email from Sainsbury's with the subject "Did you know you could be going to the Paralympic Games?"
Is this because I went to Waitrose yesterday? Who's running Sainsbury's now, the Fecking Kray twins?

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That's brilliant :hehe: :hehe:

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Originally Posted by life on mars

I've been told that folk go to the supermarkets in their PJ's and Onesies

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Used to happen in St Mellons, but Tesco banned them.

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Originally Posted by life on mars

I've been told that folk go to the supermarkets in their PJ's and Onesies

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I wouldn’t have any objection to women wearing thier nightwear in the supermarket if they were tasty looking chicks in transparent negligee’s. Unfurtunately they are always fat smelly onesie wearing munters with a fag hanging out of thier gobs.

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Originally Posted by bobh

Used to happen in St Mellons, but Tesco banned them.

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https://youtu.be/t7WpRAxHGzc

Pyjamaaas aren't allowed in the store. It makes people offensive like.

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Originally Posted by lardy

https://youtu.be/t7WpRAxHGzc

Pyjamaaas aren't allowed in the store. It makes people offensive like.

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Nothing wrong with the St Mellons twang

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Originally Posted by lardy

https://youtu.be/t7WpRAxHGzc

Pyjamaaas aren't allowed in the store. It makes people offensive like.

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"You always puts you best pyjamas on when you goes shopping. I gots some lovely pyjamas" :hehe: