I've had my jabs

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19-04-18, 07:10
Louth

I've had my jabs

Travelling over today, the Forest weekend begins now.

I hope there's a decent bar to be found. What is it about Welsh bars? Managers and staff treat customers as the enemy.

Hi, Could I have two pints please?

Barman -That's £7

You haven't given me the pints yet.

prick - its cos you might disappear after pour the pints.

Why would I do that?

Bastard - you trying to be funny?

PS It is possible to serve more than one customer at a time.

Can you tell the nerves are kicking in ?
19-04-18, 07:35
dembethewarrior

Re: I've had my jabs

Never had to hand the money over first in 15 years of drinking in pubs.

P.s I didn't know you were coming over, you should have mentioned it once or a 100 times.
19-04-18, 07:45
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

Never had to hand the money over first in 15 years of drinking in pubs.

P.s I didn't know you were coming over, you should have mentioned it once or a 100 times.

1. You probably drink Dutch Gold in your bedsit.

2. Ive mentioned it a few times as a reminder to you, hoping you'd offer me a pint so I could give you a dig. In fact, a few here could form a queue.
19-04-18, 07:52
light up the darkness

Re: I've had my jabs

Dutch Gold is a low-cost, imported, pilsner lager beer sold only in Ireland. It was launched there in 1995.

That’s the second new thing I’ve learned from this mb today

It’s fkg educational nqat
19-04-18, 08:58
dembethewarrior

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by Louth

1. You probably drink Dutch Gold in your bedsit.

2. Ive mentioned it a few times as a reminder to you, hoping you'd offer me a pint so I could give you a dig. In fact, a few here could form a queue.

I live in a house.

I attend games with my daughter.

Thought you liked a wind up, bless.

Anyone know a pub on Cardiff they treat you like Louth has suggested here?
19-04-18, 08:59
dembethewarrior

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by light up the darkness

Dutch Gold is a low-cost, imported, pilsner lager beer sold only in Ireland. It was launched there in 1995.

That’s the second new thing I’ve learned from this mb today

It’s fkg educational nqat

Ahhh, so he drinks it, on his own, in his bedsit. That's where the jibe came from. How unoriginal of him.
19-04-18, 09:03
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

Ahhh, so he drinks it, on his own, in his bedsit. That's where the jibe came from. How unoriginal of him.

Can't you do better than that?
19-04-18, 09:06
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

I live in a house.

I attend games with my daughter.

Thought you liked a wind up, bless.

Anyone know a pub on Cardiff they treat you like Louth has suggested here?

Bless? Its good to see your daughter has a major influence on you. Mine have an equal influence also.

As you know, I love a wind up. Where was yours? :)
19-04-18, 09:20
delmbox

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

Never had to hand the money over first in 15 years of drinking in pubs.

Me neither :sherlock:
19-04-18, 09:48
ian gibson

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Originally Posted by delmbox

Me neither :sherlock:

Nor me, in 44 years of drinking in pubs.
19-04-18, 10:32
lardy

Re: I've had my jabs

Never once. Maybe Louth just has that look about him.
19-04-18, 10:45
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by ian gibson

Nor me, in 44 years of drinking in pubs.

Are you telling me you are never asked for the money first? With the exception of your locals?

Its very common, many mention it here.

The rest I mentioned was tongue in cheek.

In fairness craft ales should be free. Witches IPA my ass.
19-04-18, 10:49
ian gibson

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by Louth

Are you telling me you are never asked for the money first? With the exception of your locals?

Its very common, many mention it here.

The rest I mentioned was tongue in cheek.

No, never been asked for the money up front in a pub. In a restaurant a few times but never a pub, and I've drank in every pub in Cardiff :hehe:
19-04-18, 10:49
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by lardy

Never once. Maybe Louth just has that look about him.

I hope so, I'd hate to be taken as a local. :)
19-04-18, 10:54
City123

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by Louth

I hope so, I'd hate to be taken as a local. :)

I think the extra fingers will ensure that doesn't happen :thumbup:
19-04-18, 10:56
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by City123

I think the extra fingers will ensure that doesn't happen :thumbup:

You're confusing Ireland with west of Neath. :)
19-04-18, 11:01
City123

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by Louth

You're confusing Ireland with west of Neath. :)

:hehe: :hehe:

Ireland is technically west of Neath mind :thumbup:
19-04-18, 11:05
ken smith

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by Louth

Are you telling me you are never asked for the money first? With the exception of your locals?

Its very common, many mention it here.

The rest I mentioned was tongue in cheek.

In fairness craft ales should be free. Witches IPA my ass.

I think its because most People in Cardiff with Irish accents are from the gypo camps. Probably why they asked you for the cash up front.
19-04-18, 11:06
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by City123

:hehe: :hehe:

Ireland is technically west of Neath mind :thumbup:

Wash your mouth out.
19-04-18, 11:06
Pedro de la Rosa

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by Louth

Are you telling me you are never asked for the money first? With the exception of your locals?

Its very common, many mention it here.

The rest I mentioned was tongue in cheek.

In fairness craft ales should be free. Witches IPA my ass.

I can't remember ever paying up front for a beer in my life.
19-04-18, 11:09
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by Pedro de la Rosa

I can't remember ever paying up front for a beer in my life.

I can't remember you ever buying a pint.
19-04-18, 11:25
lardy

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by Louth

I hope so, I'd hate to be taken as a local. :)

You hope to have the look of a man who would quickly down two pints and run out of a pub?

If that's what you aspire to, I dread to think how bad you look now.
19-04-18, 11:51
Freitag 4.17

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by ken smith

I think its because most People in Cardiff with Irish accents are from the gypo camps. Probably why they asked you for the cash up front.

This. As long as you haven't got a horse parked outside you should be fine.
19-04-18, 13:21
dembethewarrior

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by Louth

Bless? Its good to see your daughter has a major influence on you. Mine have an equal influence also.

As you know, I love a wind up. Where was yours? :)

All about them fella, or we will soon know it when they are old enough and don't want to know us.

Mine are slacking.

Enjoy your trip!
19-04-18, 13:25
dembethewarrior

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by ken smith

I think its because most People in Cardiff with Irish accents are from the gypo camps. Probably why they asked you for the cash up front.

Not to chuck Louth in with em, but the jippos that go out in town can be a nuisance if they feel like it, remember an occasion where a mass brawl happened after one game because they were very clever in sitting close to us in single numbers and walking away with rather expensive jackets. Basically piling them up behind the girls they had sat at table across the club. Absolute chaos followed...
19-04-18, 14:20
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by ken smith

I think its because most People in Cardiff with Irish accents are from the gypo camps. Probably why they asked you for the cash up front.

That's the point, you don't think.

Most are travellers? In your little world they are.
19-04-18, 14:28
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

Not to chuck Louth in with em, but the jippos that go out in town can be a nuisance if they feel like it, remember an occasion where a mass brawl happened after one game because they were very clever in sitting close to us in single numbers and walking away with rather expensive jackets. Basically piling them up behind the girls they had sat at table across the club. Absolute chaos followed...

Thanks for that.

Travellers can be more than a pain, you can't tar (Mac) them all with the same brush. There are many who are decent.
I'd say its similar to calling all city fans the same. You know the type, back in the 80's and 90's they dressed up like peacocks attacking single fans usually. Led by an ass who was on his phone constantly with daddy paying his legal fees. Allegedly.
19-04-18, 14:29
Louth

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

All about them fella, or we will soon know it when they are old enough and don't want to know us.

Mine are slacking.

Enjoy your trip!

Cheers.
19-04-18, 14:35
dembethewarrior

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Originally Posted by Louth

Thanks for that.

Travellers can be more than a pain, you can't tar (Mac) them all with the same brush. There are many who are decent.
I'd say its similar to calling all city fans the same. You know the type, back in the 80's and 90's they dressed up like peacocks attacking single fans usually. Led by an ass who was on his phone constantly with daddy paying his legal fees. Allegedly.

"Can be"
19-04-18, 16:28
light up the darkness

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by Freitag 4.17

This. As long as you haven't got a horse parked outside you should be fine.

Rubber Bandits ?
19-04-18, 18:46
BlueArmy 86

Re: I've had my jabs

Never paid for a pint up front

Have anyone asked which pub?
19-04-18, 19:23
dembethewarrior

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Originally Posted by BlueArmy 86

Never paid for a pint up front

Have anyone asked which pub?

Having seen the Irish on the piss during an international rugby game, probably most of them.
19-04-18, 19:43
ian gibson

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

Having seen the Irish on the piss during an international rugby game, probably most of them.

Heard a funny story about Irish rugby fans the other day. England were playing Ireland in Dublin and the English prop Jason Leonard was down injured by the touchline. Now Leonard is a really big bloke and while the physio was treating him some Irish fella in the crowd shouted "Leonard, Leonard yer fat bastard, it's not a physio you need it's a fecking midwife".
19-04-18, 20:18
dembethewarrior

Re: I've had my jabs

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Originally Posted by ian gibson

Heard a funny story about Irish rugby fans the other day. England were playing Ireland in Dublin and the English prop Jason Leonard was down injured by the touchline. Now Leonard is a really big bloke and while the physio was treating him some Irish fella in the crowd shouted "Leonard, Leonard yer fat bastard, it's not a physio you need it's a fecking midwife".

:hehe:

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