Woman That Fell From A Cruise Ship

Well, not according to this:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...staff-13113792

If the allegations are true, surely the cruise line will be seeking legal action for allowing doubts over their safety, enforcing a change of schedule, whilst hundreds of people also had their holidays spoilt, due to the upheaval. Then of course there is the cost of the rescue operation. If and it is a big if, she is the cause of this horrendous episode. I hope she is taken to the cleaners. The only suggested positive in the story is that she was found alive.

She could probably be sued for far more money than she possesses

Jumpers...for goalposts.

Nobody just falls off a ship. There is always a dodgy reason.
She has 3 pages in the daily mail today.
She sounds like a mentalist

Wasn't it a David Bowie film?

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Originally Posted by Peajay

If the allegations are true, surely the cruise line will be seeking legal action for allowing doubts over their safety, enforcing a change of schedule, whilst hundreds of people also had their holidays spoilt, due to the upheaval. Then of course there is the cost of the rescue operation. If and it is a big if, she is the cause of this horrendous episode. I hope she is taken to the cleaners. The only suggested positive in the story is that she was found alive.

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They would have to prove that she was of sound mind when she jumped. Catch-22?

Send her back to Africa , bloody immigrant

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Wasn't it a David Bowie film?

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no he was scared of water butt so just fell to earth instead

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Originally Posted by Armitage Shanks

Nobody just falls off a ship. There is always a dodgy reason.
She has 3 pages in the daily mail today.
She sounds like a mentalist

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'Since 2000, reports say roughly 300 people on cruise ships have fallen overboard.'

Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk...ou-should-know

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

They would have to prove that she was of sound mind when she jumped. Catch-22?

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Should that be her defence surely it would be incumbent on her to prove that she wasn't of sound mind and not the other way around.

My theory is. She was either

a) leaning through the rails chucking up
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b) indulging in a sex act and lost her balance on the follow thereby plummeting her headlong into the raging foam

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

Should that be her defence surely it would be incumbent on her to prove that she wasn't of sound mind and not the other way around.

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Probably prove that by bringing up that she jumped 60ft off a cruise shit 60 miles off the coast

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Originally Posted by Armitage Shanks

Nobody just falls off a ship.

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I thought it was unusually common, disney cruises have a terrible rep for it.

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Originally Posted by Croesy Blue

Probably prove that by bringing up that she jumped 60ft off a cruise shit 60 miles off the coast

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She was a floater, obviously.

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Originally Posted by Croesy Blue

I thought it was unusually common, disney cruises have a terrible rep for it.

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What d’you expect from a Mickey Mouse outfit?

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

She was a floater, obviously.

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https://www.google.co.uk/search?sour....0.ro8dxO1bS00

Eye, eye

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Originally Posted by light up the darkness

My theory is. She was either

a) leaning through the rails chucking up
Or
b) indulging in a sex act and lost her balance on the follow thereby plummeting her headlong into the raging foam

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c) re-enacting a scene from the Titanic movie

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Originally Posted by Croesy Blue

Probably prove that by bringing up that she jumped 60ft off a cruise shit 60 miles off the coast

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Not the sort of thing people of sound mind do is it, unless you are practising to swim the English Channel.

Eileen Dover.

Maybe she was worried about Brexit. If you read the Guardian or online BBC it is going to be the end of the world as we know it.

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Originally Posted by light up the darkness

My theory is. She was either

a) leaning through the rails chucking up
Or
b) indulging in a sex act and lost her balance on the follow thereby plummeting her headlong into the raging foam

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The most common denominator is drunkenness. By the way, some of the larger cruise ships bring in over $3M to a location from just parking alongside, decanting their passengers for a few hours before sailing off for the evening with their punters being fed, entertained and and watered on board.

IMHO something doesn't add up with her story. 10 hours in the sea getting dehydrated, sunburnt and hungry. She seemed quite OK soon afterwards and available for interviews.

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Originally Posted by Armitage Shanks

Nobody just falls off a ship. There is always a dodgy reason.
She has 3 pages in the daily mail today.
She sounds like a mentalist

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You read the DM, you’re probably the mentalist :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

c) re-enacting a scene from the Titanic movie

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She would have been at the front not the back

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

The most common denominator is drunkenness. By the way, some of the larger cruise ships bring in over $3M to a location from just parking alongside, decanting their passengers for a few hours before sailing off for the evening with their punters being fed, entertained and and watered on board.

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See my option (a)

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Originally Posted by light up the darkness

She would have been at the front not the back

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Trust you to ruin it :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by light up the darkness

See my option (a)

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I did see your option - but it didn't quite cover it, old fruit.

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Wasn't it a David Bowie film?

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:hehe:

True enough

I understand that Robert Maxwell drowned as a result of a misunderstanding. He asked the nurse on his yacht to toss him off......

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

I understand that Robert Maxwell drowned as a result of a misunderstanding. He asked the nurse on his yacht to toss him off......

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And

I say. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Followed by a hefty shove

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Wasn't it a David Bowie film?

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:hehe: