Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

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10-08-19, 20:11
the other bob wilson

Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

https://www.joe.co.uk/football/neil-...manager-231381
10-08-19, 20:33
rich munn

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Thanks Other Bob.

Brilliant.

Very funny, very well-written, and just a little thought-provoking!

:ayatollah:
10-08-19, 20:38
Der Kaiser

Re: Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

"Sometimes you just need a shithouse. And sometimes, only a shithouse will do" :hehe:

This should be the club motto underneath the badge.
11-08-19, 04:59
Seabird

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Thanks, Bob, enjoyed that.
11-08-19, 07:14
Nobody's Rep

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Manna from heaven for those who dislike Warnock but for me a pile of self indulgent unfunny shite that I gave up on early on - clearly has too much time on his hands and isn't spending it wisely. Obviously just my opinion
11-08-19, 07:51
dembethewarrior

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Read the a while back and found it funny, good read good fun.
11-08-19, 07:52
dembethewarrior

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Originally Posted by Nobody's Rep

Manna from heaven for those who dislike Warnock but for me a pile of self indulgent unfunny shite that I gave up on early on - clearly has too much time on his hands and isn't spending it wisely. Obviously just my opinion

Found it quite fun myself.
11-08-19, 11:58
Baker

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Originally Posted by Nobody's Rep

Manna from heaven for those who dislike Warnock but for me a pile of self indulgent unfunny shite that I gave up on early on - clearly has too much time on his hands and isn't spending it wisely. Obviously just my opinion

In what way did you find that self indulgent ffs :hehe:
11-08-19, 12:13
rudy gestede

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Originally Posted by Nobody's Rep

Manna from heaven for those who dislike Warnock but for me a pile of self indulgent unfunny shite that I gave up on early on - clearly has too much time on his hands and isn't spending it wisely. Obviously just my opinion

Are you always this miserable? :hehe:
11-08-19, 12:23
Nobody's Rep

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Different strokes for different folks - pleased for you
11-08-19, 12:24
Nobody's Rep

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How's that being miserable - as I said just my opinion - thought that was social media was for - but like a modern day pub but with a wider audience 👍
11-08-19, 12:25
cardiff55

Re: Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

"la de da football"
11-08-19, 12:39
delmbox

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Originally Posted by Nobody's Rep

Manna from heaven for those who dislike Warnock but for me a pile of self indulgent unfunny shite that I gave up on early on - clearly has too much time on his hands and isn't spending it wisely. Obviously just my opinion

He works for that (massive) website so would have got paid for that. I enjoyed it personally, just a bit of fun isn't it
11-08-19, 12:45
Baker

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Originally Posted by delmbox

He works for that (massive) website so would have got paid for that. I enjoyed it personally, just a bit of fun isn't it

Been doing my own experiments recently.

Done Messi in the Welsh Premier League, Celtic & Rangers in the Premier League and I put Piers Morgan into the Arsenal team. Way more fun than it should.
11-08-19, 12:48
delmbox

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Originally Posted by Baker

Been doing my own experiments recently.

Done Messi in the Welsh Premier League, Celtic & Rangers in the Premier League

How did they get on?!
11-08-19, 13:51
Dorcus

Re: Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

I fell about laughing reading that. Excellent
22-08-19, 20:11
Baker

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Originally Posted by delmbox

How did they get on?!

Sorry mate, don't come on here much now.

Its a lot to type! If you wanna find out I've linked them below with the rough timestamps

Dembele Traore FC

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5Jyx9ADxn8uUGfUB0Iom8l (roughly 36 minutes in)

Piers Morgan for Arsenal

https://open.spotify.com/episode/73fF7sjB0tR9btiF4u5vsh (roughly 28 mins in)

Messi Cardiff Met

https://open.spotify.com/episode/09i3UQzZTUVicwiiw6xHRp (25 mins in)

We released the Celtic Rangers one as a seperate episode cos it was so good

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1iibroF5YmcKZsCYuZU07b

On apple podcasts & google podcasts as well just in case you don't have spotify
22-08-19, 22:32
Do me a Faerber

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

https://www.joe.co.uk/football/neil-...manager-231381

WTF have I just read? A spotty kid has played a computer game where Warnock is manager of Barcelona, and has written an article about it.

He even says

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Originally Posted by Plonker

Even better, when Warnock is called out over his hypocrisy and asked whether he thinks his comments are a bit disrespectful he abruptly storms out of the press conference.

I'd say you couldn't write it, but this is Neil Warnock.

Someone is confusing real life with fiction here, and it ain't me.
22-08-19, 22:49
Llandaff Blue

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Originally Posted by Do me a Faerber

WTF have I just read? A spotty kid has played a computer game where Warnock is manager of Barcelona, and has written an article about it.

He even says

Someone is confusing real life with fiction here, and it ain't me.

lighten up
23-08-19, 00:31
Zenith

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Great read that, cheers Bob
23-08-19, 06:56
CCFCC3PO

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

https://www.joe.co.uk/football/neil-...manager-231381

Playing computer games, I get it.

Writing a report on a simulation as if it is somehow relevant to anything. I don't get it.

Used to get these sort of conversations in school.... "Hey John, I just got Merthyr to the Premier League" and we'd have a bit of a laugh. Then we met girls, and then we turned 14 and had less time to spend on such things.

This kid, I really hope he is a kid, will soon discover girls or boys. As will all of you who read it and found it even mildly amusing.
23-08-19, 07:55
Croesy Blue

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Originally Posted by CCFCC3PO

Playing computer games, I get it.

Writing a report on a simulation as if it is somehow relevant to anything. I don't get it.

Used to get these sort of conversations in school.... "Hey John, I just got Merthyr to the Premier League" and we'd have a bit of a laugh. Then we met girls, and then we turned 14 and had less time to spend on such things.

This kid, I really hope he is a kid, will soon discover girls or boys. As will all of you who read it and found it even mildly amusing.

He got paid to do it mate, it's a bit of a laugh.

Just because you've grown up and like girls doesn't mean you can't enjoy stupid things.
23-08-19, 08:22
Llandaff Blue

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Originally Posted by CCFCC3PO

Playing computer games, I get it.

Writing a report on a simulation as if it is somehow relevant to anything. I don't get it.

Used to get these sort of conversations in school.... "Hey John, I just got Merthyr to the Premier League" and we'd have a bit of a laugh. Then we met girls, and then we turned 14 and had less time to spend on such things.

This kid, I really hope he is a kid, will soon discover girls or boys. As will all of you who read it and found it even mildly amusing.

Is your username a reference to a Star Wars character?
23-08-19, 09:05
delmbox

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Originally Posted by Llandaff Blue

Is your username a reference to a Star Wars character?

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :facepalm:
23-08-19, 11:00
Croesy Blue

Re: Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

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Originally Posted by Llandaff Blue

Is your username a reference to a Star Wars character?

Unreal lack of selfawareness from the lad :hehe:
23-08-19, 11:22
Llandaff Blue

Re: Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

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Originally Posted by Croesy Blue

Unreal lack of selfawareness from the lad :hehe:

Look at his profile too.

“Interests: Princess Leia”

Strange guy indeed
23-08-19, 11:35
Croesy Blue

Re: Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

Each to their own really, but think it's a bit weird to call some lad out who's been paid to write this article as a laugh for being a geek then having that profile.

The real reason people are annoyed about this is they think it's critical of Warnock and because people are so biased they can't find humour in it.

If Warnock was the Jacks manager and this was written they'd be lapping it up.
23-08-19, 15:43
Wolfmother

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Algorithms is a powerful thing. The most complicated game, chess, have moved light years since the introduction of computers. It’s not all fun and games old timers 😉

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