What Poster Would Make Cardiff Citys Best Manager ?

Morris aka The Boss ......more suited to a director of football role , he is rarely here and would just pop his head around the door to check on the team pre match , we need more than that

The Lone Gunman .......intelligent bloke but goes on and on about meaningless stats and how many ex players he knows . Trouble is , they are all propping up the bar in the local . No good to us , its about the future .

Bob Wilson , great analysis of the game , a bit nostalgic but would make a good steward in the players bar as he likes a pint , as do the players

Eric The Half A Bee ........behind his forward thinking almost guman like stats lies a lot of childish smut, we don't need that in the modern game

So basically its down to me . Philosopher, thinker , tactician , I am none of those . Like my hero Brian Clough I would hobble together a team from the lower leagues , turn centre forwards into centre backs and grab this club by the back of its neck . I would talk bollocks to the press as my side would hack its way out of the championship playing simple , effective football .

Then as we got relegated I would fall into alcoholism and end up in a care home , wetting myself

That's an easy one.

We're looking for someone who has links with the City; who has played football to a decent level and has shown he reads the game well from his comments on here; and someone young and ballsy (for want of a better word).

Tuerto!

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Originally Posted by Cyclops

That's an easy one.

We're looking for someone who has links with the City; who has played football to a decent level and has shown he reads the game well from his comments on here; and someone young and ballsy (for want of a better word).

Tuerto!

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he lays it on thick apparently

And he's got balls

Big bloody balls

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Originally Posted by Cyclops

That's an easy one.

We're looking for someone who has links with the City; who has played football to a decent level and has shown he reads the game well from his comments on here; and someone young and ballsy (for want of a better word).

Tuerto!

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Oi, I explained the tactical advantages of playing Víctor Camarasa out on the right weeks before Warnock first played him there, (I heard Neil used to read this message board?!), so can I be Tuerto's assistant?

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Oi, I explained the tactical advantages of playing Víctor Camarasa out on the right weeks before Warnock first played him there, (I heard Neil used to read this message board!), so can I be Tuerto's assistant?

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have you got big balls ?

Cards on the table

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Oi, I explained the tactical advantages of playing Víctor Camarasa out on the right weeks before Warnock first played him there, (I heard Neil used to read this message board?!), so can I be Tuerto's assistant?

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That was an aberration - a mere flash in the pan, and the way I saw it, Camarasa only played on the right to be near Warnock so he could explain what he wanted him to do.

No, we want someone who can take the hard knocks and still come back smiling - a well-travelled family man who can put an arm around a shoulder and whisper platitudes.

Arise; Blue Matt!

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Originally Posted by Cyclops

That was an aberration - a mere flash in the pan, and the way I saw it, Camarasa only played on the right to be near Warnock so he could explain what he wanted him to do.

No, we want someone who can take the hard knocks and still come back smiling - a well-travelled family man who can put an arm around a shoulder and whisper platitudes.

Arise; Blue Matt!

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If there is anyone better suited to the roller coaster ride that is Championship football I would be very surprised

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

If there is anyone better suited to the roller coaster ride that is Championship football I would be very surprised

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:hehe::hehe::hehe:

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

If there is anyone better suited to the roller coaster ride that is Championship football I would be very surprised

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A good point, but I worry that the transfer kitty might burn a hole in his pocket. Just saying..... :hehe:

WB for me with Ronnie Bird and Organ Morgan as assistants .

Me. Useless at football never rising above Division 4 in the Cardiff and District League and not having a clue about tactics. I care about the survival of the club financially going forward rather than performance on the pitch or signings making me an ideal manager in the eyes of the Board; financial prudence is my watchword. That is why I have supported the club faithfully for over 50 years through thin and thinner even enjoying our years in the lower Divisions. So I don't give a toss about the Premier League where we get outplayed every week and believe our rightful place in the football hierarchy is the Championship.

How's that for a CV?

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Morris aka The Boss ......more suited to a director of football role , he is rarely here and would just pop his head around the door to check on the team pre match , we need more than that

The Lone Gunman .......intelligent bloke but goes on and on about meaningless stats and how many ex players he knows . Trouble is , they are all propping up the bar in the local . No good to us , its about the future .

Bob Wilson , great analysis of the game , a bit nostalgic but would make a good steward in the players bar as he likes a pint , as do the players

Eric The Half A Bee ........behind his forward thinking almost guman like stats lies a lot of childish smut, we don't need that in the modern game

So basically its down to me . Philosopher, thinker , tactician , I am none of those . Like my hero Brian Clough I would hobble together a team from the lower leagues , turn centre forwards into centre backs and grab this club by the back of its neck . I would talk bollocks to the press as my side would hack its way out of the championship playing simple , effective football .

Then as we got relegated I would fall into alcoholism and end up in a care home , wetting myself

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:hehe:

LOM would be the RIGHT choice.

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Originally Posted by Vindec

Me. Useless at football never rising above Division 4 in the Cardiff and District League and not having a clue about tactics. I care about the survival of the club financially going forward rather than performance on the pitch or signings making me an ideal manager in the eyes of the Board; financial prudence is my watchword. That is why I have supported the club faithfully for over 50 years through thin and thinner even enjoying our years in the lower Divisions. So I don't give a toss about the Premier League where we get outplayed every week and believe our rightful place in the football hierarchy is the Championship.

How's that for a CV?

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Well its the best so far of what is in reality a poor line up

I am right behind you

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

If there is anyone better suited to the roller coaster ride that is Championship football I would be very surprised

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he is ruthless

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Eric The Half A Bee ........behind his forward thinking almost guman like stats lies a lot of childish smut, we don't need that in the modern game

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I like a good pun and double entendre. Maybe I end up knocking one out too often.

Maxim he would make sure our future is in safe hands :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

I like a good pun and double entendre. Maybe I end up knocking one out too often.

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I think under your leadership we would go down too easily and end up coming from behind

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Originally Posted by Cyclops

That was an aberration - a mere flash in the pan, and the way I saw it, Camarasa only played on the right to be near Warnock so he could explain what he wanted him to do.

No, we want someone who can take the hard knocks and still come back smiling - a well-travelled family man who can put an arm around a shoulder and whisper platitudes.

Arise; Blue Matt!

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Im touched :hehe:

I would be so well liked by all the fans, so i am almost there :hehe:

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

If there is anyone better suited to the roller coaster ride that is Championship football I would be very surprised

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Couldnt ignore that :hehe::hehe:

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Originally Posted by jon1959

A good point, but I worry that the transfer kitty might burn a hole in his pocket. Just saying..... :hehe:

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It does have a habit of doing that :hehe::hehe: but sssshhhhhh we shouldnt talk about it :wave:


On a serious note, I am just going to pay my £390 to do my Lv 2 Coaches course :thumbup::thumbup: so only a few badges away :hehe::hehe:

Well ive had a good think since my last post ( didnt take long )

My 1st choice would have been Tuerto, he had played at a decent level :thumbup:

but as Ive been mentioned i will gladly accept

think I'll lock this thread right now before anyone objects about my appointment

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I think under your leadership we would go down too easily and end up coming from behind

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I'll make the hard decisions and am not afraid of giving a mouthful.

sorry blue matt but you and tuerto would only go down the route 1 way so that a no no from me

I would offer my services and bring the ticka tacka style in straight away the problem i got is that not 1 current player could play that way so i;ll stick with futsal for now a far better game anyway

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Originally Posted by MOZZER2

sorry blue matt but you and tuerto would only go down the route 1 way so that a no no from me

I would offer my services and bring the ticka tacka style in straight away the problem i got is that not 1 current player could play that way so i;ll stick with futsal for now a far better game anyway

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and so it begins ........ i knew i should have locked the thread

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Originally Posted by MOZZER2

sorry blue matt but you and tuerto would only go down the route 1 way so that a no no from me

I would offer my services and bring the ticka tacka style in straight away the problem i got is that not 1 current player could play that way so i;ll stick with futsal for now a far better game anyway

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Futsal, the game adults play when they've failed at 11 a side. :hehe:

did you see the Arsenal goal yesterday a bona fida classic futsal goal and of course arteta and pep nicked there ideas from the game and have applied to the 11 a side game

watch and learn if your going to be the next manager !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfYNP25KgUY

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Originally Posted by MOZZER2

did you see the Arsenal goal yesterday a bona fida classic futsal goal and of course arteta and pep nicked there ideas from the game and have applied to the 11 a side game

watch and learn if your going to be the next manager !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfYNP25KgUY

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It's a developmental game for youngsters. If an adult is playing it at a high level then they've probably failed at some point in the 11 a side game.

fair point but the game itself is clinically insane for skill and technique of a football in tight situations at the top level
been all over europe watching my lad playing and the kids are years ahead of british players in skill and technique whats required in the 11 a side game nowadays

as i 've mentioned many times before all the football associations in the UK should be following the lead like spain and the south american countries of taking this game seriously but of course it;s really lip service although the english fa are pumping money in now

was nice to see Max kilman getting singed by Wolves last year who was an england futsal international

https://www.theguardian.com/football...futsal-england

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Morris aka The Boss ......more suited to a director of football role , he is rarely here and would just pop his head around the door to check on the team pre match , we need more than that

The Lone Gunman .......intelligent bloke but goes on and on about meaningless stats and how many ex players he knows . Trouble is , they are all propping up the bar in the local . No good to us , its about the future .

Bob Wilson , great analysis of the game , a bit nostalgic but would make a good steward in the players bar as he likes a pint , as do the players

Eric The Half A Bee ........behind his forward thinking almost guman like stats lies a lot of childish smut, we don't need that in the modern game

So basically its down to me . Philosopher, thinker , tactician , I am none of those . Like my hero Brian Clough I would hobble together a team from the lower leagues , turn centre forwards into centre backs and grab this club by the back of its neck . I would talk bollocks to the press as my side would hack its way out of the championship playing simple , effective football .

Then as we got relegated I would fall into alcoholism and end up in a care home , wetting myself

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I coach u14 & u16 teams.

See myself in the Mike Bassett mold. 442 big man, little man combo up front and fast wingers.

Psychopath at centre half, preferably ginger.

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Originally Posted by MOZZER2

fair point but the game itself is clinically insane for skill and technique of a football in tight situations at the top level
been all over europe watching my lad playing and the kids are years ahead of british players in skill and technique whats required in the 11 a side game nowadays

as i 've mentioned many times before all the football associations in the UK should be following the lead like spain and the south american countries of taking this game seriously but of course it;s really lip service although the english fa are pumping money in now

was nice to see Max kilman getting singed by Wolves last year who was an england futsal international

https://www.theguardian.com/football...futsal-england

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I don't disagree with you. It's probably fantastic at nurturing touch, awareness, short passing in tight areas etc, but at some point (if a player is to progress towards 11 a side on an outside pitch, then stamina, strength and attitude needs to be developed as well. Futsal probably doesn't help those players who were never going to be that technical but were certainly going to be good enough for the 11 a side game, Look at Mozzer, he wouldn't stand a chance, yet he's a top level championship defender, that's one of the things i like about the 11 a side game, it suits a range of strengths, it's not exclusive. To me, futsal is a training exercise.

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Originally Posted by Harry Paget Flashman

I coach u14 & u16 teams.

See myself in the Mike Bassett mold. 442 big man, little man combo up front and fast wingers.

Psychopath at centre half, preferably ginger.

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Give this man the job :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Give this man the job :hehe:

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CH's = safety first and back in position. One of my u14 centre half has been nicknamed Shipman.

Up front shoot as soon as you see to whites of the keepers eyes.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I don't disagree with you. It's probably fantastic at nurturing touch, awareness, short passing in tight areas etc, but at some point (if a player is to progress towards 11 a side on an outside pitch, then stamina, strength and attitude needs to be developed as well. Futsal probably doesn't help those players who were never going to be that technical but were certainly going to be good enough for the 11 a side game, Look at Mozzer, he wouldn't stand a chance, yet he's a top level championship defender, that's one of the things i like about the 11 a side game, it suits a range of strengths, it's not exclusive. To me, futsal is a training exercise.

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fair comment i;ll leave you and Matt to churn out the usual long ball stuff as I dream of the purist stuff :thumbup:

futsal a training exercise that made me chuckle a typical view from the UK we are so far behind its untrue !

my last post on the game as it's only a training exercise according to 1 !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELKOHxCGoIk

juventus now taking it seriously too

https://www.juvefc.com/juventus-begin-futsal-project/

would be nice to see cardiff city . swansea city apply this method into there youth academies but think it will be met with deaf ears

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Originally Posted by MOZZER2

fair comment i;ll leave you and Matt to churn out the usual long ball stuff as I dream of the purist stuff :thumbup:

futsal a training exercise that made me chuckle a typical view from the UK we are so far behind its untrue !

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Long ball, me? wrong bloke Mozz. I'll show you a first touch and pass whenever you're ready :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by MOZZER2

my last post on the game as it's only a training exercise according to 1 !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELKOHxCGoIk

juventus now taking it seriously too

https://www.juvefc.com/juventus-begin-futsal-project/

would be nice to see cardiff city . swansea city apply this method into there youth academies but think it will be met with deaf ears

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It is a training exercise, in preparation for the real game. Nobody sets out to be a futsal player when they're a kid, it's a game for those who can't hack 11 a side (if they're adult)

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Originally Posted by MOZZER2

my last post on the game as it's only a training exercise according to 1 !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELKOHxCGoIk

juventus now taking it seriously too

https://www.juvefc.com/juventus-begin-futsal-project/

would be nice to see cardiff city . swansea city apply this method into there youth academies but think it will be met with deaf ears

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Kin'ell Mozz, that first video is saying exactly what i'm saying, cheers for that :hehe:

so pele and neymar just average 11 a side players then ?

oh lordy i give up time for bed !

you and matt stick to lumping it up to anything that's 6 foot 6 whilst i,m on look out for technical players

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Originally Posted by MOZZER2

so pele and neymar just average 11 a side players then ?

oh lordy i give up time for bed !

you and matt stick to lumping it up to anything that's 6 foot 6 whilst i,m on look out for technical players

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You're not listening Mozz, i said that it's a good thing for developing players, especially youngsters, like Pele, Neymar etc, it's fantastic preparation for the 'real game' You're not really addressing my point, just agreeing with it in a funny way. As for me being a long ball merchant-how little you know.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

You're not listening Mozz, i said that it's a good thing for developing players, especially youngsters, like Pele, Neymar etc, it's fantastic preparation for the 'real game' You're not really addressing my point, just agreeing with it in a funny way. As for me being a long ball merchant-how little you know.

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Peles not a youngster omg ffs

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Originally Posted by Harry Paget Flashman

I coach u14 & u16 teams.

See myself in the Mike Bassett mold. 442 big man, little man combo up front and fast wingers.

Psychopath at centre half, preferably ginger.

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Gordon Mckenzie or was he more of a blonde ?