Telly adverts you can't stand.

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07-09-20, 18:16
B. Oddie

Telly adverts you can't stand.

Bearing in mind that if you can correctly identify the advert you hate, they've done their job!

The worst one for me by far is the Go Compare advert.

It has such an effect on me that I have to turn the channel over.

The bloke is also a Tory donor.
07-09-20, 18:20
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by B. Oddie

Bearing in mind that if you can correctly identify the advert you hate, they've done their job!

The worst one for me by far is the Go Compare advert.

It has such an effect on me that I have to turn the channel over.

The bloke is also a Tory donor.

The welsh singing bloke is a Tory Donor?
07-09-20, 18:22
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by B. Oddie

Bearing in mind that if you can correctly identify the advert you hate, they've done their job!

The worst one for me by far is the Go Compare advert.

It has such an effect on me that I have to turn the channel over.

The bloke is also a Tory donor.

Christ that bloke is annoying and a tory so doubles

The advert I cant stand at the moment is that SKY corporate fascist crap about their customers being VIPs

With Idris Elba

I thought he had more class than that , some people will sell their soul for money

SKY VIP , my arse , more like keep giving us your money you feckwit lemmings and we will keep churning out crap
07-09-20, 18:24
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

The welsh singing bloke is a Tory Donor?

and speaks at their corporate events

And sings the national anthem at Wales Rugby games

He's got it all covered
07-09-20, 18:37
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

and speaks at their corporate events

And sings the national anthem at Wales Rugby games

He's got it all covered

He's a **** then. Lives in Rhiwbina. I've seen him about, the fat lard.
07-09-20, 18:43
The Bloop

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

He's a **** then. Lives in Rhiwbina. I've seen him about, the fat lard.

Goes to my local chippy (possibly too often)
07-09-20, 18:50
Bobby Dandruff

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

Goes to my local chippy (possibly too often)

😂
07-09-20, 18:56
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

Goes to my local chippy (possibly too often)

I'm guessing the one in Llanishen Village or The Victoria in Whitchurch.
07-09-20, 19:12
The Bloop

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I'm guessing the one in Llanishen Village or The Victoria in Whitchurch.

5* Fish Bar Llandaff North

Maybe he goes to all 3 ?
07-09-20, 19:18
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

5* Fish Bar Llandaff North

Maybe he goes to all 3 ?

It's certainly possible. 5* is a good chippie.
07-09-20, 19:22
The Bloop

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

It's certainly possible. 5* is a good chippie.

Theyve a photo of him in the shop on the wall (next to the photo of James Corden and Ruth Jones)
07-09-20, 19:29
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

Theyve a photo of him in the shop on the wall (next to the photo of James Corden and Ruth Jones)

That'd put you off your rissole.
07-09-20, 19:34
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

That'd put you off your rissole.

I have seen Ruth Jones without make up and slimmed down , she's quite an attractive lady and I have very high standards
07-09-20, 19:35
Garth Blue

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Originally Posted by B. Oddie

Bearing in mind that if you can correctly identify the advert you hate, they've done their job!

The worst one for me by far is the Go Compare advert.

It has such an effect on me that I have to turn the channel over.

The bloke is also a Tory donor.

"You gotta get them up there girls" Jeez.
07-09-20, 19:36
splott parker

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All of ‘em, hate it when you’re watching something decent late at night and it’s extended by at least half an hour due to commercials, fighting going to sleep and those frigging meerkats are ganging up on you or more often, when it’s late, some disgusting gambling site is imploring you to make yourself a pauper.
07-09-20, 19:43
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I have seen Ruth Jones without make up and slimmed down , she's quite an attractive lady and I have very high standards

I reckon that i'd prefer her fat and a face full of slap.
07-09-20, 19:43
The Bloop

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I have seen Ruth Jones without make up and slimmed down , she's quite an attractive lady and I have very high standards

She is.
Although I think you meant to type had, not have.
07-09-20, 19:50
Wash DC Blue

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

The advert I cant stand at the moment is that SKY corporate fascist crap about their customers being VIPs

I think incorrectly throwing the word “fascist” around so flippantly is a very dangerous thing.
It dilutes what facism actually was/is.
07-09-20, 19:54
bobh

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Speaking of Sky ads, I used to like the Beach Boys' "wouldn't it be nice"

Drives me round the bend now that it's played every ad break on SSN.
07-09-20, 20:02
Hilts

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Feck that a chip shop with a picture of the fat Tory tw@t from the Go Compare ad alongside a picture of James Cordon. Bollox to that place.
07-09-20, 20:05
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by Wash DC Blue

I think incorrectly throwing the word “fascist” around so flippantly is a very dangerous thing.
It dilutes what facism actually was/is.

Referring to a Murdoch entity as Corporate Fascism isn't wildly of the mark.
07-09-20, 20:07
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by Hilts

Feck that a chip shop with a picture of the fat Tory tw@t from the Go Compare ad alongside a picture of James Cordon. Bollox to that place.

Cordon is such a phoney T wat.
07-09-20, 20:28
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by Wash DC Blue

I think incorrectly throwing the word “fascist” around so flippantly is a very dangerous thing.
It dilutes what facism actually was/is.

SKY are corporate fascists of the entertainment world

Ruthless capitalist fascists
07-09-20, 20:30
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I reckon that i'd prefer her fat and a face full of slap.

honestly shes an engaging , attractive girl

Thats what I whispered in her ear

It didn't get me anywhere but you have to have hope
07-09-20, 20:40
Harry Paget Flashman

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Originally Posted by B. Oddie

Bearing in mind that if you can correctly identify the advert you hate, they've done their job!

The worst one for me by far is the Go Compare advert.

It has such an effect on me that I have to turn the channel over.

The bloke is also a Tory donor.

There's an advert for a type of vacuum cleaner which is on every break when I'm watching Sunday Brunch and I hate it.

They suck up a spilled bowl of spaghetti and it makes me feel sick. FFS wipe it up you pigs.

Also one where a dog sings a song some kind of cleaner product like Cilit Bang.
07-09-20, 20:43
LeningradCowboy

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Originally Posted by Harry Paget Flashman

There's an advert for a type of vacuum cleaner which is on every break when I'm watching Sunday Brunch and I hate it.

They suck up a spilled bowl of spaghetti and it makes me feel sick. FFS wipe it up you pigs.

Also one where a dog sings a song some kind of cleaner product like Cilit Bang.

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This one?
07-09-20, 20:46
NYCBlue

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbQFd3JttIU

Not even the worst. Just the most pervasive.
07-09-20, 20:53
Harry Paget Flashman

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Originally Posted by LeningradCowboy

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This one?

I'd flame thrower that dog and the creator of that advert given half a chance.
07-09-20, 20:58
llan bluebird

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Murdoch hasn't owned Sky for two years.
07-09-20, 21:05
xsnaggle

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Originally Posted by Wash DC Blue

I think incorrectly throwing the word “fascist” around so flippantly is a very dangerous thing.
It dilutes what facism actually was/is.

I spotted that but we know with sludge everything has to be politicised. It's normal :hehe:
07-09-20, 21:10
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by llan bluebird

Murdoch hasn't owned Sky for two years.

I stand corrected. Point stands though :thumbup:
07-09-20, 21:11
Wash DC Blue

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Referring to a Murdoch entity as Corporate Fascism isn't wildly of the mark.

It’s owned by Comcast.
Another shite robbing corporation? Yes
Fascist? Absolutely not.

Unless the definition of fascism has changed dramatically.
07-09-20, 21:13
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by llan bluebird

Murdoch hasn't owned Sky for two years.

its still a corporate capitalist entity
07-09-20, 21:14
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by xsnaggle

I spotted that but we know with sludge everything has to be politicised. It's normal :hehe:

indeed and I ain't changing for no libertarians
07-09-20, 21:17
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by Wash DC Blue

It’s owned by Comcast.
Another shite robbing corporation? Yes
Fascist? Absolutely not.

Unless the definition of fascism has changed dramatically.

I really wouldn't let it worry you

All the big corporations are capitalist fascists , they don't care who they screw over

And I fecking hate their adverts
07-09-20, 21:18
Dorcus

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Slightly tangential but I'm really getting pissed off with all the adverts on YouTube channels. They're quick, 5 second bits of trash which interrupt your viewing every 5 minutes or so. Is nothing sacred?
07-09-20, 21:34
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by Dorcus

Slightly tangential but I'm really getting pissed off with all the adverts on YouTube channels. They're quick, 5 second bits of trash which interrupt your viewing every 5 minutes or so. Is nothing sacred?

I was watching a fishing video on you tube the other day and it was broken into by a load of nonsense

The nerve of it
07-09-20, 21:37
Wash DC Blue

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I really wouldn't let it worry you

All the big corporations are capitalist fascists , they don't care who they screw over

It does bother me though
This kind of language is being tossed about so irresponsibly nowadays that anything to the right of far left is considered fascist.

Common sense and nuanced debate replaced by rigid partisanship on both sides.

My honest opinion is that we are in the early throws of serious Civil Conflicts across the West, partly down to language and attitudes like yours.

No more room for disagreement or fair debate.
Your way or be considered a fascist and fair game for serious retribution.
07-09-20, 21:39
NYCBlue

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Originally Posted by Wash DC Blue

It’s owned by Comcast.
Another shite robbing corporation? Yes
Fascist? Absolutely not.

Unless the definition of fascism has changed dramatically.

SKY is owned by Comcast?
07-09-20, 21:47
Wash DC Blue

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Originally Posted by NYCBlue

SKY is owned by Comcast?

Yep, worst customer service I’ve ever encountered.

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