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I've been breeding these little beauties mate. They get excited when Moira Stewart comes on the tele, whistle and squak the phrase 'tits out Moira'. They utter crude obscenities from their cage as the tele shows the behind the scenes stuff from strictly, and the bikini fashion bits on this morning.
i call them sludgerigars.
Put their cage near a window and watch them eye up crumpet walking past. Perfect pets/ Do you want in on ground level. I'm gonna make a killing.
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Is that Phil Mitchell?
Sell them on twitter.Quote:
Originally Posted by joecity
Not to cheep though!Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
Need to beak careful with the priceQuote:
Originally Posted by William Treseder
Will we able to get them on higher perches?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
they will be in poundland shops flying off the shelves , literally
If they branch out, probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by William Treseder
If the business is a success it will be a feather in his cap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
I’ll be so TRILLed for him!
people are taking the piss here
I am not happy about it
You don’t sound too chirpy, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Don't worry about a thing, 'cos every little thing's gonna be alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Sludgerigard :hehe:
Pun of the night! High five!Quote:
Originally Posted by J R Hartley
I have to say that is first class witQuote:
Originally Posted by J R Hartley
A lesson for younger viewers
I cant come back from thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
Its a knockout punch
Knocked off your perch.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
This is a right leatheringQuote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
I can rebuild and come back from this , but not in this thread
I am going to spread my wings and fly away
Enchante
The yolk has been on you!Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Don't let them egg you on. Keep your pecker up. If you're not sure how, just wing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Corrected for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
He was in a right flap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyncoed Slumdog
He'll be carrying the birden of this thread for some time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
At least he has conseeded defeat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyncoed Slumdog
Full credit for another impeckable pun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
Who's a pretty boy ?
Not me
I am covered in bruises
A right beating
Walking around with my tail between my legs
You've had time to millet over.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Some retail therapy perhaps. Blow your whole budgiet on something nice.
Pets at home for me mate , bridgendQuote:
Originally Posted by joecity
I am not wearing that leather jacket though
No need to beak the bank!Quote:
Originally Posted by joecity
Wonder when the last time Sludge was on the nest:shrug:
Well he does talk about birds a lot.
Yeah, when he’s not choking the chicken !!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Hooded Claw
This thread is really funny. Ha Ha Ha...
Sarcasm is the the lowest form of twit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuerto
Yeah, it’s raven mad:getscoat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuerto
Had a tit full?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuerto
If it's giving you the bird you can always flock off. :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuerto
Is Sludge a fan of The Black CROWes?