Fine End To A Shite Night

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20-01-21, 23:53
splott parker

Fine End To A Shite Night

Stomach pains today, taken to the Heath tonight, after the shambles of a game obviously, appendicitis. They’re trying to sort a surgeon out to whip it out sharpish, don’t want a Sean Morrison scenario. On my own in the waiting room due to the obvious, missus had to bring me up in the car, lovely birthday evening for her, and it’s mine tomorrow. The only bloody day of the year that she’s a year older than me and I’m in bloody hospital. Fantastic NHS service though, God bless them.
20-01-21, 23:59
Heisenberg

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Stomach pains today, taken to the Heath tonight, after the shambles of a game obviously, appendicitis. They’re trying to sort a surgeon out to whip it out sharpish, don’t want a Sean Morrison scenario. On my own in the waiting room due to the obvious, missus had to bring me up in the car, lovely birthday evening for her, and it’s mine tomorrow. The only bloody day of the year that she’s a year older than me and I’m in bloody hospital. Fantastic NHS service though, God bless them.

That's a right f**ker. All the best and get well soon Steve!
21-01-21, 00:00
Former Labour leader

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Crumbs!
Keep your pocket up. You'll be home in no time to watch City lose to Barnsley next week.
Seriously, your in good hands. You'll be fine.
21-01-21, 00:02
splott parker

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Originally Posted by Heisenberg

That's a right f**ker. All the best and get well soon Steve!

Cheers Tom, I think it’s being sorted, I heard him on the phone giving my details. Then the doctor came and asked how tall I was, I hope it was a surgeon on the other end of the line and not an undertaker :yikes:
21-01-21, 00:08
Heisenberg

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Cheers Tom, I think it’s being sorted, I heard him on the phone giving my details. Then the doctor came and asked how tall I was, I hope it was a surgeon on the other end of the line and not an undertaker :yikes:

:hehe:

There's a third option...

It may have been Jack Simpson's agent looking for a new client.
21-01-21, 00:12
Whisperer

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Sorry to hear that Parker...I wish you well mate.
21-01-21, 00:19
Michael Morris

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Best wishes SP

Don't be away for too long, we might need you to get your boots on next week v Barnsley
21-01-21, 00:19
life on mars

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Stomach pains today, taken to the Heath tonight, after the shambles of a game obviously, appendicitis. They’re trying to sort a surgeon out to whip it out sharpish, don’t want a Sean Morrison scenario. On my own in the waiting room due to the obvious, missus had to bring me up in the car, lovely birthday evening for her, and it’s mine tomorrow. The only bloody day of the year that she’s a year older than me and I’m in bloody hospital. Fantastic NHS service though, God bless them.

Gosh dreadful news , be strong stay safe, splott parker
21-01-21, 00:34
splott parker

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Originally Posted by Michael Morris

Best wishes SP

Don't be away for too long, we might need you to get your boots on next week v Barnsley

I’m not tall enough Mike!!!!
21-01-21, 00:37
splott parker

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Just had a COVID test here, result in 4 hours, appendix is still coming whether positive or negative. CT scan soon, I feel quite important, it’s quite quiet in here, been here on Saturday nights in the past and it’s been like a zoo.
21-01-21, 01:08
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Just had a COVID test here, result in 4 hours, appendix is still coming whether positive or negative. CT scan soon, I feel quite important, it’s quite quiet in here, been here on Saturday nights in the past and it’s been like a zoo.

Any nice nurses to talk to ?

Tell them I am happy to come in and do some scrubbing

Keep the place clean , put a bit back

Are you on oromorph ?

Off your face ?
21-01-21, 01:13
Wash DC Blue

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Get better soon!
21-01-21, 01:32
splott parker

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Any nice nurses to talk to ?

Tell them I am happy to come in and do some scrubbing

Keep the place clean , put a bit back

Are you on oromorph ?

Off your face ?

Lovely nurse here Sludge, Derek, I think he’s called:hehe: they’re pumping some sort of antibiotic liquid in to me, don’t think it’s hallucinatory, Flob a lob ......then again
21-01-21, 01:51
Splott-light...

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All the best Steve, you're in great hands, how many cans for this trip..?

I told you those home brewed pickles would **** you up..

🙄
21-01-21, 02:31
NYCBlue

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Get well soon.
21-01-21, 02:59
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Lovely nurse here Sludge, Derek, I think he’s called:hehe: they’re pumping some sort of antibiotic liquid in to me, don’t think it’s hallucinatory, Flob a lob ......then again

I know Derek, apparently he's got form for dishing out the wrong medication

Clear the area !
21-01-21, 05:19
Hot Shot Hamish.

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Best wishes for a speedy recovery
21-01-21, 05:47
Rock_Flock_of_Five

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Cheers Tom, I think it’s being sorted, I heard him on the phone giving my details. Then the doctor came and asked how tall I was, I hope it was a surgeon on the other end of the line and not an undertaker :yikes:

Feck me - that's the first time I've had a good laugh in days! :hehe:
21-01-21, 06:39
Maxim

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All the best from down west get well soon.:thumbup:
21-01-21, 06:44
UNDERHILL1927

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Hope you feel better soon mate
21-01-21, 07:00
Barmy

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Cheers Tom, I think it’s being sorted, I heard him on the phone giving my details. Then the doctor came and asked how tall I was, I hope it was a surgeon on the other end of the line and not an undertaker :yikes:

Quality. Get well soon.
21-01-21, 07:14
The Bloop

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Best wishes SP.
At least we now know what those low flying helicopters were for yesterday.
21-01-21, 07:16
the other bob wilson

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Get well soon SP :thumbup:.
21-01-21, 07:57
olderblue

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All the best Steve, catch up with you soon 👍
21-01-21, 08:03
Cleve van Leef

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Hope all goes well and you’re on your feet soon :thumbup:
21-01-21, 08:05
Pearcey3

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All the very best Splotty P
21-01-21, 08:31
Enoch Mort

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All the best SP. I look forward to the speedy return of your wisdom to this message board :thumbup:
21-01-21, 08:44
BLUETIT

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All the best Steve, make sure the surgeon doesn’t take any shortcuts
21-01-21, 09:36
jon1959

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All the best SP - hope you are well again very soon.
21-01-21, 09:43
MacAdder

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Happy Birthday SP, here's to a speedy recovery :thumbup:
21-01-21, 10:06
Trigger

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All the best and happy birthday Splott
21-01-21, 10:36
Jimmy the Jock

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All the best Steve. Dont do what my mum did and pick up covid in there.
21-01-21, 10:50
A Quiet Monkfish

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Originally Posted by Jimmy the Jock

All the best Steve. Dont do what my mum did and pick up covid in there.

That's right. Fill him with confidence.
21-01-21, 11:22
soulsurfer3

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Looking forward to hear all is well SP, Get well soon mate.

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