SPLOTT PARKER IN A BAD WAY !!!!!!

Just had this off Steve, not nice !!!!

Not good, if it had been a straightforward operation just getting appendix out I may have been home by now. Unfortunately it was surrounded by pus apparently, I've got a sneaky feeling that it had burst but the hospital aren't confirming that. The result is that I can hardly move, have got tubes coming in with antibiotics etc and a drain tube in my stomach taking the pus away into a bag. Temperature sky high and oxygen levels low due to not being able to breathe properly due to the pain, so I've also got oxygen feeds up
my nose.
Very poor signal on my ward, so can't access message board.

Keep your pecker up Steve

Get well soon.

Get well soon SP.

all the best matey

Hoping for a speedy recovery and a return to messageboard action.

Get well soon.

Get well soon Tytey

All the best SP

UPDATE

Just received this

Just had a wash down by the side of the bed, couldn't make the bathroom but just that scrub down with fresh jamas on made a hell of a difference. Been unhooked from a few things but the tube is still plugged in my stomach taking the pus away. Amazing what a freshen up does for you.

Hope he's going ok, he's a good lad :thumbup:

Good luck. Been there, done that, still got the scars.

Wishing you a speedy recovery!

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UPDATE

Just received this

Just had a wash down by the side of the bed, couldn't make the bathroom but just that scrub down with fresh jamas on made a hell of a difference. Been unhooked from a few things but the tube is still plugged in my stomach taking the pus away. Amazing what a freshen up does for you.

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That sounds better. Best wishes for a rapid recovery

Sounds messy. Get well soon SP.

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That sounds better. Best wishes for a rapid recovery

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Updated, update:-------------They've put the tubes back in, only took them out to wash him

My mates young lad went in a couple of years ago went home from school with severe stomach pain. Hospital diagnosed appendicitis put on morphine to ease the pain pending the op. Morphine did the job too well Unfortunately when they did the op hours later theyd burst. Luckily he was fine.

Get well soon!

Get well soon SP, you're missed on here.

Get well soon.

Good luck

Just seen this, was fearing the worst when I saw the headline, progressively better as the thread went on.

Rest up, get well soon and stay off here til fully recovered :hehe:

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Get well soon!

Hope he's feeling better and back posting on here soon.

Got a bit of WiFi now, thanks for all the good wishes, very much appreciated. Still got a few tubes and wires in me but as Tony told you all a wash and freshen up, clean jamas and that perked me up no end. Can’t get out of bed yet and this tube draining the pus out of my stomach is a bit disconcerting but I’m in the best place. Thanks to Splottlight (Peter) for the texts through the night before the operation, kept a smile on my face. I’ll soon be back and fighting fit :thumbup:

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Got a bit of WiFi now, thanks for all the good wishes, very much appreciated. Still got a few tubes and wires in me but as Tony told you all a wash and freshen up, clean jamas and that perked me up no end. Can’t get out of bed yet and this tube draining the pus out of my stomach is a bit disconcerting but I’m in the best place. Thanks to Splottlight (Peter) for the texts through the night before the operation, kept a smile on my face. I’ll soon be back and fighting fit :thumbup:

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Hope the news from the City doesn't bring on a relapse :thumbup:.

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Got a bit of WiFi now, thanks for all the good wishes, very much appreciated. Still got a few tubes and wires in me but as Tony told you all a wash and freshen up, clean jamas and that perked me up no end. Can’t get out of bed yet and this tube draining the pus out of my stomach is a bit disconcerting but I’m in the best place. Thanks to Splottlight (Peter) for the texts through the night before the operation, kept a smile on my face. I’ll soon be back and fighting fit :thumbup:

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All the best mate.

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Got a bit of WiFi now, thanks for all the good wishes, very much appreciated. Still got a few tubes and wires in me but as Tony told you all a wash and freshen up, clean jamas and that perked me up no end. Can’t get out of bed yet and this tube draining the pus out of my stomach is a bit disconcerting but I’m in the best place. Thanks to Splottlight (Peter) for the texts through the night before the operation, kept a smile on my face. I’ll soon be back and fighting fit :thumbup:

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Be strong Splott we need you back in one piece ,don't read the City news though lol

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Got a bit of WiFi now, thanks for all the good wishes, very much appreciated. Still got a few tubes and wires in me but as Tony told you all a wash and freshen up, clean jamas and that perked me up no end. Can’t get out of bed yet and this tube draining the pus out of my stomach is a bit disconcerting but I’m in the best place. Thanks to Splottlight (Peter) for the texts through the night before the operation, kept a smile on my face. I’ll soon be back and fighting fit :thumbup:

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Was he sexting you again?! The bloke is insatiable!

Keep your pecker up mate... Or get Pete to help :thumbup:

Remember the sitcom ‘Only When I Laugh’? I think one of the scripts just crept into my ward. The doctor who did my operation has just been to see me to run through a few things, he pulled my screens back with a smile on his face, he’d been talking to another patient across the way calling him Stephen and that to blank looks from the man in the bed. He thought he was talking to me, he went to the wrong bloody bed. This is the bloke who did my operation, filled me with confidence no end, he only came in for an ingrowing toenail :hehe: (I made the ingrowing toenail part up).

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Was he sexting you again?! The bloke is insatiable!

Keep your pecker up mate... Or get Pete to help :thumbup:

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Keep my pecker up!!!!! Never a truer word, after the filth he texted me they couldn’t do my operation for an hour until the hard on went down:yikes:

Sounds like you're feeling a bit more chipper SP. Get well soon. 👍

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Sounds like you're feeling a bit more chipper SP. Get well soon. ��

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Don't Splott Mick McM**** is in charge

Best wishes Mr. Parker. I was in for five weeks after the same sort of op. Mind you I had a colostomy bag fitted. Also lost quite a bit of weight.

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Best wishes Mr. Parker. I was in for five weeks after the same sort of op. Mind you I had a colostomy bag fitted. Also lost quite a bit of weight.

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That's cheered him up, no end :hehe::hehe::hehe:

Wishing you a quick recovery SP.
Spedger

All the best. Get well soon.

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That's cheered him up, no end :hehe::hehe::hehe:

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I was thinking exactly the same. :hehe: :hehe:

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Remember the sitcom ‘Only When I Laugh’? I think one of the scripts just crept into my ward. The doctor who did my operation has just been to see me to run through a few things, he pulled my screens back with a smile on his face, he’d been talking to another patient across the way calling him Stephen and that to blank looks from the man in the bed. He thought he was talking to me, he went to the wrong bloody bed. This is the bloke who did my operation, filled me with confidence no end, he only came in for an ingrowing toenail :hehe: (I made the ingrowing toenail part up).

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Have you checked your toenail yet and has the bloke in the next bed got his appendix?

If he hasn't had the news about King Mick don't tell him ffs.
Ask the nurses to confiscate his phone.

Get well soon young man.