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Wolves away 2004 ?
Bloke dressed up as a chef .....he might even been one
Saw him outside the ground being help up , thought he's not getting in
But he did
He spent the whole game asleep mind
Sprawled over the seats
Great effort
There's a photo of him on the Internet somewhere
Exeter away.
Pissed up fan on pitch joins in pre game kick about with City players.
Then about 20 minutes later is next seen in the home end amongst their supporters who had gathered together throwing punches at them.
Dont think I ever saw him again.
Chap in front of me at the play off final sat slumped in his seat for the whole game. He hardly watched any of the game.
I've never been drunk at a football match, been to loads where I wish I had been though!
I've been totally smashed at so many games. Bloody stupid really. Cardiff v Shrewsbury at the end of 2001 always stands out.
Cardiff played Wrexham in 2001 or 2002 on a friday night that was drink the bar dry night at Cardiff University too. To this day I have no idea of the score, but I know I started the night in the student union and ended it there and went to Ninian Park inbetween.
I remember him , he had one of those coach seat head pillows pulled over his bonceQuote:
Originally Posted by Hilts
He was from the Garw Valley in Bridgend
They were all pissed before the game
It's what he would of wantedQuote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
I was at that Shrewsbury game. Brilliant mid-week atmosphere. Bloke nearly pissed on me on the terraceQuote:
Originally Posted by JamesWales
Went out out on Friday night around 2001 stayed in Evolution down the Bay until kicking out time walked to Canton via Chippy Lane.
Mini bus to Brighton for a Noon KO, more booze on the way - really drunk now and tired.
Open Terrace at the Withdean Stadium, pissed down, strong winds and soaked like a drowned rat - instantly sober lost 0-1 Bobby Zamora.
One to tell the grandchildrenQuote:
Originally Posted by 19bluebirds27
If you last that long with your lifestyle kin hell mun
There was a guy having a little kip at StokeQuote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
Can't remember the game but there was a bloke in front us us on the Bob Bank who had shit himself he was so pissed.
Could barely stand as he was escorted out.
Fulham away
0725 from Cardiff Central
Two of my mates straight onto it
Pride of London ? at Paddington
Ten minutes into game they were done
Woke em up at full time , we lost two nil
Drinking themselves daft back home on the train
How do these people do it ? 🤔
Did he have big hands ? ✋Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry Paget Flashman
The bloke who went over the top at Millwall, there were a lot of pissed up city fans getting off the coaches that day.
late 70s shrewsbury away snowy day, pissed city fan sleeping curled up on the terrace behind the goal
At least it was the covered endQuote:
Originally Posted by Packerman
Well it used to be ....
that was bananas, I was stood with Arfur Europe when that happened, a genuine 'WTF' moment, thought he was a goner, Millwall fans pointing and laughing at him as he lay motionless, crumpled on the seats belowQuote:
Originally Posted by Whisperer
i've seen 'splott parker', 'Tony TIT' and 'Jimmy The Jock' in some shapes before now :hehe:
we were in an Ibis lobby in Watford getting smashed pre-game one time and 'splott parker' began a conversation with a foreign family, Czech or Polish maybe, from a slight distance they looked puzzled so I wandered over and the mad kh**t was telling them how much he liked coming to Reading, didn't have a f'ing clue where he was..
Jimmy The Jock's boy Rhys was refused entry to grounds more times than he got in, another handful..
:hehe:
great times though, i'd do it all again tomorrow..
To be fair it was Boxing Day and the Christmas spirit had been flowing.....I love Watford/Reading I do!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Splott-light...
crazy bastad :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by splott parker
the home brewed pickles alone were 70 proof!!
That was staged by the darksideQuote:
Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK
Not the drunkest but...
Mate during Shrewsbury away mid/late 90s, Friday night, cider night. Dai Thomas scores two goals, my mate announces if he scores a third he’s going on the pitch. Hey presto City score. He legs it on quite easily as we’re sat in seats running along the length of the pitch in Gay Meadow. He jumps on Dai’s back who promptly tells him he hasn’t scored the third. Crestfallen he staggers back to his seat and sits down. He’s then nicked by the two plain clothed heddlu who are sat two rows behind us. Week later £100 fine.
The perils of Norfolk Classic and Old English cider.
No but he may have had a Slayer T-Shirt on.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Mate of mine Peterborough away, circa 2009 (the infamous 4-4 game). Decided to bring wine and a cheese board on the bus up. Got so sloshed on the wine that he was out for the count as soon as he got in the ground.
Slept through all 4 City goals in the first half, and then woke up at half time and saw us concede 4 in the second half.
The one who ran on the pitch at Hartlepool to celebrate Earnie's overhead kick and collided with the goalpost. Not sure if he was the most drunk, but he was certainly the most unconscious.
in the early 90's we played a Northern team and some guy ran on the pitch, avoided the Police, ran back to the stand, police still in hot on his heels, he jumps and rear wall, you could hear the gasp from the home fans, when we left the drop over the back of the stand must have been 60 ft :facepalm: We did always wonder if the lad had made it
I remember a streaker back in the day who shimmied up the goalpost (brave lad), reached the crossbar, posed hanging from it and then dodged the stewards all the way back to the Lower Grandstand, where he magically disappeared back into the crowd. Assume alcohol played its part.
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Originally Posted by Splott-light...
You both forgot about the Val Doonican Christmas jumper :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by splott parker
I was going to bring this one up. I'll always remember it as I was standing right in front him.Quote:
Originally Posted by FormerlyJohnnyBreadhead
Also remember a bloke at Ipswich away 2018 who was there in the first half staggering about at the back of the stand, then disappeared second half. From memory his mate had to keep him steady. Poor game but we won 1-0.
Putting me in a chair, rocking me back and fore while ‘Walk Tall’ was blasting out on the juke box was not quite in the Christmas spirit:furious:Quote:
Originally Posted by BLUETIT
A guy that used to post on here, Gary, but I have forgotten his surname. He needs an honourable mention at the very least
Remember him being at The Sumners, the nearest pub to PNEs ground when we lost 6-0. He got so pissed he fell asleep on the grass outside the pub and missed the game. Apparently he refused to believe the score when people got back.
For anyone going to Preston next week, The Sumners has been pulled down. There is now no pub close to the ground now.
All good but I liked this one