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Xmas shopping 
Getting dragged into Cardiff , pissing down , crowded train or bus , wandering St David's 2 , kids screaming , lines of shoppers , panic buying
Walking back to train station , more rain , more shoppers 
Bollocks to that click online of don't bother getting anyone anything
	 
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		I haven't even told you what I want yet babes
	 
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		Trapped in a room with you with your metal blasting out and you with your rubber gimp suit on.
	 
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			Trapped in a room with you with your metal blasting out and you with your rubber gimp suit on.
			
		
	 
 Bloody hell.
	 
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		Being inside the Millennium Stadium on a 6 Nations Day.
	 
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			Being inside the Millennium Stadium on a 6 Nations Day.
			
		
	 
 Whilst sat next to Sludge in a rubber gimp suit and a bag full of Christmas shopping knowing u have to get the train home after.
	 
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			Trapped in a room with you with your metal blasting out and you with your rubber gimp suit on.
			
		
	 
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			Being inside the Millennium Stadium on a 6 Nations Day.
			
		
	 
 Or in Cardiff on rugby day 
Fecking dreadful
	 
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			Wetherspoons on NYE .
			
		
	 
 Any big pub on NYE
	 
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			Being inside the Millennium Stadium on a 6 Nations Day.
			
		
	 
 Just being in cardiff city centre would be bad enough
	 
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			Being inside the Millennium Stadium on a 6 Nations Day.
			
		
	 
 Good shout. Did you see any of the boxing last night?
	 
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			Me first 
Xmas shopping 
Getting dragged into Cardiff , pissing down , crowded train or bus , wandering St David's 2 , kids screaming , lines of shoppers , panic buying
Walking back to train station , more rain , more shoppers 
Bollocks to that click online of don't bother getting anyone anything
			
		
	 
 What made you ask Sludge?
Are you concerned that it may be different to Ant & Dec's version?
	 
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			Going to the theatre
			
		
	 
 Theatre , Opera , Ballet , Classical Music 
Christ no 
Live comedy I find hard work as well
	 
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			What made you ask Sludge?
Are you concerned that it may be different to Ant & Dec's version?
			
		
	 
 A place full of Christians forcing me to read the bible and sing hymns 
Hell
	 
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			Good shout. Did you see any of the boxing last night?
			
		
	 
 No I was out last night. 
Khan v Brook being put on PPV another kick in the teeth for boxing fans.
At least 5 years too late for these 2 to be on PPV.
	 
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		For me, three stories up on a scaffolding in February when the wind is at its sharpest. Takes days off your life! Agree with all of the other posts though. I will add any form of socialising with boring as **** work colleagues. Sends a chill up my spine.
	 
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			No I was out last night. 
Khan v Brook being put on PPV another kick in the teeth for boxing fans.
At least 5 years too late for these 2 to be on PPV.
			
		
	 
 Yeah, cashing out, the pair of them. Not interested in it.
	 
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			A place full of Christians forcing me to read the bible and sing hymns 
Hell
			
		
	 
 Sludge, even the Jehovah witnesses give your house a swerve.
	 
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			Sludge, even the Jehovah witnesses give your house a swerve.
			
		
	 
 To be fair I have a cross turned upside down stuck in the front garden 
It tends to keep most of them away 
Not double glazing salesman though
	 
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		Xmas Dinner wearing those silly paper hats , sitting opposite relatives who don't bother the rest of the year 
Xmas day in general 
Xmas week in general
	 
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SLUDGE FACTORY
				
			 
			Xmas Dinner wearing those silly paper hats , sitting opposite relatives who don't bother the rest of the year 
Xmas day in general 
Xmas week in general
			
		
	 
 I'm with you on this one. I'm pretty miserable at the best of times. Christmas is hard work with all of this jovial nonsense. I can understand why people just get shit faced for a week. I liked it more when my kids were little, their joy brought me enjoyment. This year I've got to sit next to my father in law who is a reactionary twat who sucks his food, And my mother in law who moans about everything. I'm very tempted to get myself COVID around the 23rd.
	 
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SLUDGE FACTORY
				
			 
			Xmas Dinner wearing those silly paper hats , sitting opposite relatives who don't bother the rest of the year 
Xmas day in general 
Xmas week in general
			
		
	 
 Don't most people have Xmas Dinner with immediate family?
	 
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			I'm with you on this one. I'm pretty miserable at the best of times. Christmas is hard work with all of this jovial nonsense. I can understand why people just get shit faced for a week. I liked it more when my kids were little, their joy brought me enjoyment. This year I've got to sit next to my father in law who is a reactionary twat who sucks his food, And my mother in law who moans about everything. I'm very tempted to get myself COVID around the 23rd.
			
		
	 
 Bet you and your mother in law are a right pair to be around, no wonder he's so reactionary the father in law...
	 
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			Xmas Dinner wearing those silly paper hats , sitting opposite relatives who don't bother the rest of the year 
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			Don't most people have Xmas Dinner with immediate family?
			
		
	 
 I've got extended family over this year. I'll hear all about my mother in law's various ailments and how she would like to win the lottery, and it'll take about half hour before my father in law starts getting angry about foreign people, young people, mark Drakeford, the council etc. ****ing great, eh?
	 
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Xmas day in general 
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			Don't most people have Xmas Dinner with immediate family?
			
		
	 
 
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			Bet you and your mother in law are a right pair to be around, no wonder he's so reactionary the father in law...
			
		
	 
 I'm just miserable. I don't like others upstaging me!
	 
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		People who talk about work on nights out.
People on trains talking loudly about work giving it the billy big bollox.
People who post work analogy’s on here and compare themselves to the football industry.
	 
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		Spending any time with the in-laws
Making small talk about things I have zero interest in with the in-laws. 2 brother in laws neither of them like football. Weirdos.
Xmas dinner this year yet again with the in-laws.
	 
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		I love Xmas.
Drive to one of my sisters, play with the kids while the rest of them run about in the kitchen, eat my dinner sit down for an hour or so and drive home.
Both my sisters picked well, none of their kids are stroppy brats, and I don't even wash the dishes.
	 
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			Xmas Dinner wearing those silly paper hats , sitting opposite relatives who don't bother the rest of the year 
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J R Hartley
				
			 
			Spending any time with the in-laws
Making small talk about things I have zero interest in with the in-laws. 2 brother in laws neither of them like football. Weirdos.
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 That's a carbon copy of my situation. I have the two boring brother in law's as well. Both of them love cars.
	 
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			A place full of Christians forcing me to read the bible and sing hymns 
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 I had to go to a church on a Sunday 3 times once, my god, literally. Akin to a lunatic asylum
	 
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			I had to go to a church on a Sunday 3 times once, my god, literally. Akin to a lunatic asylum
			
		
	 
 I don't go to church, have no interest in it, but why was it like a lunatic asylum? Because people have interests and beliefs that are different to you and don't behave the same makes them lunatics?
	 
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			Xmas Dinner wearing those silly paper hats , sitting opposite relatives who don't bother the rest of the year 
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			I had to go to a church on a Sunday 3 times once, my god, literally. Akin to a lunatic asylum
			
		
	 
 Were they Catholic masses? If so, I'm surprised you ever made it home.
	 
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		Being sat next to Dai Hunt on a coach for an away game that's literally hours and hours and hours away. Let's say Carlisle on a wet, windy and freezing cold Tuesday in January. Oh, and then City lose. Then there is the journey all the way back to Cardiff sat next to Dai. It's never happened to me, but I bet it has happened to some poor sod
	 
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			Xmas Dinner wearing those silly paper hats , sitting opposite relatives who don't bother the rest of the year 
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			Being sat next to Dai Hunt on a coach for an away game that's literally hours and hours and hours away. Let's say Carlisle on a wet, windy and freezing cold Tuesday in January. Oh, and then City lose. Then there is the journey all the way back to Cardiff sat next to Dai. It's never happened to me, but I bet it has happened to some poor sod
			
		
	 
 I was sat behind dai hunt on a coach trip to Mansfield. It was about the Time we had a striker named Ian love ( remember him?) He repeated about one thousand times.." Ian love! I love him" over and over and over..
	 
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			Were they Catholic masses? If so, I'm surprised you ever made it home.
			
		
	 
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			I was sat behind dai hunt on a coach trip to Mansfield. It was about the Time we had a striker named Ian love ( remember him?) He repeated about one thousand times.." Ian love! I love him" over and over and over..
			
		
	 
 You don't like dai much do you. 
Never mention it.
	 
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			I was sat behind dai hunt on a coach trip to Mansfield. It was about the Time we had a striker named Ian love ( remember him?) He repeated about one thousand times.." Ian love! I love him" over and over and over..
			
		
	 
 That would put me off going to any away game by coach ever again! I think I could only ever face an away game again was if I went by car or train, if that had happened to me.  Mansfield isn't close either.  Imagine being sat next to Dai for the best part of eight hours :frown: