Embarrassed For Him.....Not Really

Watching a comedian in Benidorm last night, he goes through the usual opening stuff, “Any Geordies in?.....Sorry, can’t understand a word you’re saying”..... Anyone from Manchester? What part?” Someone says Gorton and he replies some old chestnut about coppers walking around in threes & fours for safety. “Anyone from Scotland?”, woman puts her hand up, “What part? ..”No don’t tell me, Loch Ness”...... “Any Scousers In?...bloke in a Liverpool shirt pipes up, “Yeahhhh!”..”What part” and the answer comes back... “Wales”:facepalm:. Well, he ripped him to bits, it was a sight to see, the place was pissing themselves. Sad thing is I don’t think the Welsh bloke got it at all, I imagine the people he knocks around with refer to themselves as Mancs & Scousers etc in their locals. He actually had a look on his face as if to say “I am a Scouser, look at my shirt”. God, I wish Sludge would have been there.

He was that man

Oof!

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Watching a comedian in Benidorm last night, he goes through the usual opening stuff, “Any Geordies in?.....Sorry, can’t understand a word you’re saying”..... Anyone from Manchester? What part?” Someone says Gorton and he replies some old chestnut about coppers walking around in threes & fours for safety. “Anyone from Scotland?”, woman puts her hand up, “What part? ..”No don’t tell me, Loch Ness”...... “Any Scousers In?...bloke in a Liverpool shirt pipes up, “Yeahhhh!”..”What part” and the answer comes back... “Wales”:facepalm:. Well, he ripped him to bits, it was a sight to see, the place was pissing themselves. Sad thing is I don’t think the Welsh bloke got it at all, I imagine the people he knocks around with refer to themselves as Mancs & Scousers etc in their locals. He actually had a look on his face as if to say “I am a Scouser, look at my shirt”. God, I wish Sludge would have been there.

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I’m trying to be more “live and let live” nowadays but these kind of people still boil my piss

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a restaurant. They had a lovely meal together.

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Originally Posted by UNDERHILL1927

I’m trying to be more “live and let live” nowadays but these kind of people still boil my piss

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You've got a long way to "live and let live" if people supporting teams from different regions pisses you off :hehe: :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by UNDERHILL1927

I’m trying to be more “live and let live” nowadays but these kind of people still boil my piss

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Throw eggs at them like they did with Thatcher

Soppy tarts

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

You've got a long way to "live and let live" if people supporting teams from different regions pisses you off :hehe: :biggrin:

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It wasn’t the fact that he supported a team from a different region it was the fact that he actually believed he was a Scouser. That was the whole crux of the piss take, meat and drink to a ‘piss take’ comedian.

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Originally Posted by splott parker

It wasn’t the fact that he supported a team from a different region it was the fact that he actually believed he was a Scouser. That was the whole crux of the piss take, meat and drink to a ‘piss take’ comedian.

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Aye I got that when I read your post :thumbup:

My reply was to something completely different:thumbup:

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Watching a comedian in Benidorm last night, he goes through the usual opening stuff, “Any Geordies in?.....Sorry, can’t understand a word you’re saying”..... Anyone from Manchester? What part?” Someone says Gorton and he replies some old chestnut about coppers walking around in threes & fours for safety. “Anyone from Scotland?”, woman puts her hand up, “What part? ..”No don’t tell me, Loch Ness”...... “Any Scousers In?...bloke in a Liverpool shirt pipes up, “Yeahhhh!”..”What part” and the answer comes back... “Wales”:facepalm:. Well, he ripped him to bits, it was a sight to see, the place was pissing themselves. Sad thing is I don’t think the Welsh bloke got it at all, I imagine the people he knocks around with refer to themselves as Mancs & Scousers etc in their locals. He actually had a look on his face as if to say “I am a Scouser, look at my shirt”. God, I wish Sludge would have been there.

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Idiots in pubs in Cardiff calling each others scousers and mancs

Ff sake these people want shooting

It's cringeworthy and skin crawling to see some nerk on telly outside anfield or old Trafford open his gob and he's a Taffy

I want to kick the telly in and despite the oh relax bollocks on here most cardiff fans think exactly the same

They are parasitic , plastic football supporters and they deserve all the ridicule they get

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Idiots in pubs in Cardiff calling each others scousers and mancs

Ff sake these people want shooting

It's cringeworthy and skin crawling to see some nerk on telly outside anfield or old Trafford open his gob and he's a Taffy

I want to kick the telly in and despite the oh relax bollocks on here most cardiff fans think exactly the same

They are parasitic , plastic football supporters and they deserve all the ridicule they get

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Your act is tired and worn out.

You need a new repertoire.

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Originally Posted by splott parker

It wasn’t the fact that he supported a team from a different region it was the fact that he actually believed he was a Scouser. That was the whole crux of the piss take, meat and drink to a ‘piss take’ comedian.

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Exactly, but I’m also with Sludge, I find glory hunters abhorrent individuals

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Idiots in pubs in Cardiff calling each others scousers and mancs

Ff sake these people want shooting

It's cringeworthy and skin crawling to see some nerk on telly outside anfield or old Trafford open his gob and he's a Taffy

I want to kick the telly in and despite the oh relax bollocks on here most cardiff fans think exactly the same

They are parasitic , plastic football supporters and they deserve all the ridicule they get

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Amen brother Factory

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Idiots in pubs in Cardiff calling each others scousers and mancs

Ff sake these people want shooting

It's cringeworthy and skin crawling to see some nerk on telly outside anfield or old Trafford open his gob and he's a Taffy

I want to kick the telly in and despite the oh relax bollocks on here most cardiff fans think exactly the same

They are parasitic , plastic football supporters and they deserve all the ridicule they get

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Yet you dislike the Taffia, people who get behind Wales and people who speak Welsh.

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

Yet you dislike the Taffia, people who get behind Wales and people who speak Welsh.

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Now you are being silly .

If I hated people who spoke Welsh I would say so

I think the juxtaposition or whatever its called here is Welsh people who want the penny and the bun

An independent Wales yet they support English football teams

And if you have ever lived in pontcanna you will bump into loads of the feckers , just a few miles from where ccfc play

Cobblers to them

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

Your act is tired and worn out.

You need a new repertoire.

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No he doesn’t, this is a mantra that should be repeated again & again. Football was born out of Royston Vasey logic, local teams for local people. This, especially the Football League, is how it thrived and survived. Had the ‘floating’ fans of the other 11 decided they’d start supporting Preston because they won the League without losing a game and the Cup without conceding a goal, football may have died on its arse. Pride and 100% support for your local team enabled us to have a wonderful 92 club system, a system that’s being gradually eroded. It is good to see that the ‘old ways’ continue in places such as Newcastle, Sunderland, Sheffield, Leeds etc, places where their clubs have had a few ‘down’ years but it’s a rare sight to witness a ‘plastic’ shirt in their city centres.

BBC breakfast’s piece on Real Madrid/Chelsea just showed Chelsea fans sat outside a Madrid bar prior to the game proudly displaying their banner....’Swindon Blues’:facepalm:

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Originally Posted by splott parker

No he doesn’t, this is a mantra that should be repeated again & again. Football was born out of Royston Vasey logic, local teams for local people. This, especially the Football League, is how it thrived and survived. Had the ‘floating’ fans of the other 11 decided they’d start supporting Preston because they won the League without losing a game and the Cup without conceding a goal, football may have died on its arse. Pride and 100% support for your local team enabled us to have a wonderful 92 club system, a system that’s being gradually eroded. It is good to see that the ‘old ways’ continue in places such as Newcastle, Sunderland, Sheffield, Leeds etc, places where their clubs have had a few ‘down’ years but it’s a rare sight to witness a ‘plastic’ shirt in their city centres.

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I was on about his 'act'

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Originally Posted by splott parker

BBC breakfast’s piece on Real Madrid/Chelsea just showed Chelsea fans sat outside a Madrid bar prior to the game proudly displaying their banner....’Swindon Blues’:facepalm:

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My daughter is a Chelsea fan now.

The bar and the night out sounds horrendous.

Agree about the fake scouser but to go all the way abroad and spend a night recreating a typical brit boozer night out with a comedian im not sure the joke is just on the Welsh plastic.

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Originally Posted by Hilts

The bar and the night out sounds horrendous.

Agree about the fake scouser but to go all the way abroad and spend a night recreating a typical brit boozer night out with a comedian im not sure the joke is just on the Welsh plastic.

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They're in benidorm though:hehe:

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Originally Posted by Hilts

The bar and the night out sounds horrendous.

Agree about the fake scouser but to go all the way abroad and spend a night recreating a typical brit boozer night out with a comedian im not sure the joke is just on the Welsh plastic.

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Erm, it was Benidorm, you go for that for a short break, try it, you may enjoy yourself. Anyway, we didn’t go out to a bar, it was pissing down outside, the club was in our hotel. Three floors down in the lift from our room, went down in shorts & polo shirt, while others outside were in macs. After the shows, there were four acts, I was in bed in about three minutes. 25% off drinks for being a resident. Did have a few lovely sunny days, on the beach until 6pm on Sunday in fact. Went to church on Sunday before the beach for the Palm Sunday service, then enjoyed the church choir on the beach after. Benidorm has something for everyone, even us Catholics :hehe:I’m so enjoying being back in work at 7.30am this morning compared to last week:hehe:
Off on a Norwegian fiord cruise first week of May, perhaps your snobbish attitude will enjoy the stories of that:thumbup:

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

They're in benidorm though:hehe:

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Exactly, so annoyed we didn’t take a bullfight in:hehe:

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Erm, it was Benidorm, you go for that for a short break, try it, you may enjoy yourself. Anyway, we didn’t go out to a bar, it was pissing down outside, the club was in our hotel. Three floors down in the lift from our room, went down in shorts & polo shirt, while others outside were in macs. After the shows, there were four acts, I was in bed in about three minutes. 25% off drinks for being a resident. Did have a few lovely sunny days, on the beach until 6pm on Sunday in fact. Went to church on Sunday before the beach for the Palm Sunday service, then enjoyed the church choir on the beach after. Benidorm has something for everyone, even us Catholics :hehe:I’m so enjoying being back in work at 7.30am this morning compared to last week:hehe:
Off on a Norwegian fiord cruise first week of May, perhaps your snobbish attitude will enjoy the stories of that:thumbup:

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BLUETIT will be along shortly to correct your spelling mistake.

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Exactly, so annoyed we didn’t take a bullfight in:hehe:

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I've only been once. Did the water park after getting in 6am..we walked there at 9am our hotel was just off muggers alley to put the walk into perspective :hehe:

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

BLUETIT will be along shortly to correct your spelling mistake.

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Which one?

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Which one?

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They're fjords in Norway not fiords:biggrin:

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

They're fjords in Norway not fiords:biggrin:

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You need to contact P&O and put them straight, or Google it, a fjord is a long, narrow deep inlet between cliffs while a fiord is a long, narrow deep inlet between cliffs. Google is a marvellous thing:hehe:

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Originally Posted by splott parker

You need to contact P&O and put them straight, or Google it or even use autocorrect :hehe:

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I just had a look before replying..

They're both the same definition to be fair, I've always thought of the Norwegian ones with a J and the NZ ones with an I though.

I thought a well travelled and cultured man like yourself would appreciate using the j.

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

I just had a look before replying..

They're both the same definition to be fair, I've always thought of the Norwegian ones with a J and the NZ ones with an I though.

I thought a well travelled and cultured man like yourself would appreciate using the j.

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That’s why J Googled it……err I:hehe:

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Originally Posted by splott parker

That’s why J Googled it……err I:hehe:

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He's having a mare lads. A ****ing mare.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Idiots in pubs in Cardiff calling each others scousers and mancs

Ff sake these people want shooting

It's cringeworthy and skin crawling to see some nerk on telly outside anfield or old Trafford open his gob and he's a Taffy

I want to kick the telly in and despite the oh relax bollocks on here most cardiff fans think exactly the same

They are parasitic , plastic football supporters and they deserve all the ridicule they get

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With these things I try to imagine being on one's deathbed and someone asking for a few things that upset you in life. Imagining yourself, whilst taking your last breaths, saying "I got really angry about people who support football teams which I don't think they should support" kinda clarifies how ridiculous it is.

Saying that, Welsh people calling each other Scousers and Mancs is undoubtedly cringeworthy

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Originally Posted by delmbox

With these things I try to imagine being on one's deathbed and someone asking for a few things that upset you in life. Imagining yourself, whilst taking your last breaths, saying "I got really angry about people who support football teams which I don't think they should support" kinda clarifies how ridiculous it is.

Saying that, Welsh people calling each other Scousers and Mancs is undoubtedly cringeworthy

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It's a wind up act

He's not arsed who supports who.

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Originally Posted by delmbox

With these things I try to imagine being on one's deathbed and someone asking for a few things that upset you in life. Imagining yourself, whilst taking your last breaths, saying "I got really angry about people who support football teams which I don't think they should support" kinda clarifies how ridiculous it is.

Saying that, Welsh people calling each other Scousers and Mancs is undoubtedly cringeworthy

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I want my dying words to be, “plastic bastards”. That would make me very happy

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Originally Posted by UNDERHILL1927

I want my dying words to be, “plastic bastards”. That would make me very happy

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

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If I can have Liverpool and Man U shirts burning on the ward as I take my last breath……we have a deal.

This is what makes this messageboard the dog’s bollocks.... my Benidorm anecdote morphing into death bed wishes in just two pages:thumbup: Thanks to all:hehe:

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Originally Posted by splott parker

This is what makes this messageboard the dog’s bollocks.... my Benidorm anecdote morphing into death bed wishes in just two pages:thumbup: Thanks to all:hehe:

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😂😂😂

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Originally Posted by splott parker

This is what makes this messageboard the dog’s bollocks.... my Benidorm anecdote morphing into death bed wishes in just two pages:thumbup: Thanks to all:hehe:

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happy to help :hehe:

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Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a restaurant. They had a lovely meal together.

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An Englishman, an Indian and an American walk into a bar … “on your own Mr Sunak?” asks the barman.