I see so many fat women with tattoos in Asda and other shops. I know a lot of them haven’t got the money to buy the kids a bag of chips. Give them child benefit for the third child and it’ll be spent in the tattoo parlour!!
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I see so many fat women with tattoos in Asda and other shops. I know a lot of them haven’t got the money to buy the kids a bag of chips. Give them child benefit for the third child and it’ll be spent in the tattoo parlour!!
The way tattoos go that horrible green blue after a few years , especially on women, is an issue that the next leader of the Welsh government needs to look into
I don't see a realistic excuse for being fat, bar something like medication.
But I see what you are doing here, your first thread bombed so you've added fat people to the mixer.
Vest and t-shirt tax.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
If people want to wear a vest to show off their ink, then let them pay extra to do so.
You've opened a can of worms here. I want a Pyjama tax then, to stop lazy bastards walking around supermarkets in pjs and dressing gowns. It's unhygienic to walk around in public in clothes you slept in.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
An indication of intelligence and discipline.
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Originally Posted by pomeroy
Give them child benefit for the third child and it’ll be spent in the tattoo parlour!
:hehe:
And Greggs
I had no intention of adding you to the mix!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dembe
No need to fat shame me :hide::hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by pomeroy
Well played :thumbup:
Can I add a Crocs tax and a Dry Robe levy to the mix 😆Quote:
Originally Posted by Dembe
I like crocs. But not with socks. Dryrobes are awful.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
A baseball cap tax would be great with a double hit if it's worn backwards! 🧢 🔙
And the trout pouts, false nails/eyelashes parlours.Quote:
Originally Posted by pomeroy
What a strange thread, I've never ever come across this sort of thing while doing my weekly shop at Harrods.
I find their bread has gone downhill and their milk doesnt last.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wales-Bales
I’m a sexist , fatphobic biggot ….…
….only joking … or am I ????
You are too politically correct to be either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Divine Wright
Would that be Lester Biggot ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Divine Wright
Leicester PigottQuote:
Originally Posted by Moodybluebird
Does that make them foxy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dembe
Remember Foxy Knoxy?Quote:
Originally Posted by splott parker
Did she do it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dembe
I have absolutely no idea. Just remember people wanting her to get away with it cos she was a bit of a looker.Quote:
Originally Posted by splott parker
Fkg middle aged over sized women walking around in Dry Robes or their equivalent. Wf is that all about. RidiculousQuote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
Even Goldie Looking Chain is taking the pss.
https://youtu.be/fDgBBWOlFsY?si=d8X8SVCIGTYtQnev
Tax tights! No tax on stockings and suspenders :biggrin:
Let's not forget the nail bars, false hair extensions, clogeon lips, plastered make up, arms that Tyson Fury would admire. Oh and 10 pint gulping. Up the reveloution. More benefits than we need.Quote:
Originally Posted by pomeroy