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30-01-25, 09:45
the other bob wilson

Jon 59.

Had an e-mail from Jon on Tuesday asking me if I was having a problem using the board because he was unable to access it. I replied that it had been slow at times, but I wasn’t having any real problems with it and thought no more of it.

This morning there was another message from him telling me why he can’t get on here. Turns out, he’s on holiday in Thailand and this message board is banned over there! So, we won’t be hearing from Jon for a while - he said the reason for the ban might be the porn ads that appear on here, but I must have a very good ad blocker because I’ve never seen any.
30-01-25, 09:55
Wales-Bales

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I hope this story has a "happy ending" for Jon over in Thailand.
30-01-25, 10:01
Rjk

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I have no ad blockers on the go at the moment and I've never had any porn ads on here - i tend to get ads for the things I've been searching for....
30-01-25, 10:02
Wales-Bales

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Originally Posted by Rjk

I have no ad blockers on the go at the moment and I've never had any porn ads on here - i tend to get ads for the things I've been searching for....

Me neither, how can I get them?? (asking for a friend).
30-01-25, 10:22
Heathblue

Re: Jon 59.

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

Had an e-mail from Jon on Tuesday asking me if I was having a problem using the board because he was unable to access it. I replied that it had been slow at times, but I wasn’t having any real problems with it and thought no more of it.

This morning there was another message from him telling me why he can’t get on here. Turns out, he’s on holiday in Thailand and this message board is banned over there! So, we won’t be hearing from Jon for a while - he said the reason for the ban might be the porn ads that appear on here, but I must have a very good ad blocker because I’ve never seen any.

This MB is the only site i know of that is banned at work, if i have a browse at lunchtime it has to be using mobile data on the phone.
edit: i dont browse porn sites at work so wouldn't know if its a porn ads issue!!. Thailand ? well well, I dont think i'd have disclosed that, i'll not mention it when he returns :hehe:
30-01-25, 10:29
splott parker

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Thailand hmmmm? Perhaps the porn sites on here have too many women with foo foos not bell ends:shrug:
30-01-25, 10:43
Rock_Flock_of_Five

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I can access this website, but there are many forums that won't allow me based on my location. Being in China, I'm constantly having to use a VPN.
30-01-25, 11:11
RichardM

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Originally Posted by Rjk

I have no ad blockers on the go at the moment and I've never had any porn ads on here - i tend to get ads for the things I've been searching for....

I'm sure it has been pointed out before, when someone complained about adverts for porn, that the adverts you see are based on your search history.
30-01-25, 13:16
splott parker

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This could turn into a very interesting thread.
30-01-25, 13:39
A Quiet Monkfish

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I'm inundated with ads for retirement flats and stairlifts. I can put up with those but the 'no-fuss cremations' ads are a tad depressing..
30-01-25, 13:47
Tuerto

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Not surprised it's banned in Thailand, Anyone remember a poster on here by the name of 'Markylicksthsis' or something similar? He used to post educational photos on here .... Ahem.... Cough.....
30-01-25, 13:49
Wales-Bales

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Originally Posted by A Quiet Monkfish

I'm inundated with ads for retirement flats and stairlifts. I can put up with those but the 'no-fuss cremations' ads are a tad depressing..

There is something with mine as it's full of Viagra ads and offers for mail-order brides.
30-01-25, 13:52
binman

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I’ve got life insurance for seniors
Garden sheds
And no lace trendy trainers

I think Im being targeted
30-01-25, 14:26
Des Parrot

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Originally Posted by binman

I’ve got life insurance for seniors
Garden sheds
And no lace trendy trainers

I think Im being targeted

Egg poachers, head torch, tool kit & ….. will writing :yikes:
30-01-25, 14:59
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: Jon 59.

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

Had an e-mail from Jon on Tuesday asking me if I was having a problem using the board because he was unable to access it. I replied that it had been slow at times, but I wasn’t having any real problems with it and thought no more of it.

This morning there was another message from him telling me why he can’t get on here. Turns out, he’s on holiday in Thailand and this message board is banned over there! So, we won’t be hearing from Jon for a while - he said the reason for the ban might be the porn ads that appear on here, but I must have a very good ad blocker because I’ve never seen any.

He's in Thailand and is seeing porn ads on here? I just hope he keeps a look-out for Adam's apples....
30-01-25, 15:58
stevo

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When I read the thread title, I feared the worst :frown:
30-01-25, 18:47
goats

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Originally Posted by Heathblue

This MB is the only site i know of that is banned at work, if i have a browse at lunchtime it has to be using mobile data on the phone.
edit: i dont browse porn sites at work so wouldn't know if its a porn ads issue!!. Thailand ? well well, I dont think i'd have disclosed that, i'll not mention it when he returns :hehe:

Why is it banned? I’ve never seen a porn ad in 25 years on here, just temu these days….
30-01-25, 19:06
splott parker

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Originally Posted by goats

Why is it banned? I’ve never seen a porn ad in 25 years on here, just temu these days….

Went to a bird sanctuary near Coronation St once, seen t’emus, t’ostriches, t’peacocks ………
30-01-25, 19:11
Hilts

Re: Jon 59.

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

Had an e-mail from Jon on Tuesday asking me if I was having a problem using the board because he was unable to access it. I replied that it had been slow at times, but I wasn’t having any real problems with it and thought no more of it.

This morning there was another message from him telling me why he can’t get on here. Turns out, he’s on holiday in Thailand and this message board is banned over there! So, we won’t be hearing from Jon for a while - he said the reason for the ban might be the porn ads that appear on here, but I must have a very good ad blocker because I’ve never seen any.

Brilliant. 😂😂😂😂😂

Jon's going to thank you for this.😂😂😂😂
30-01-25, 20:02
JamesWales

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Originally Posted by Hilts

Brilliant. 😂😂😂😂😂

Jon's going to thank you for this.😂😂😂😂

I was thinking the same. 😂😂
30-01-25, 20:13
the other bob wilson

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Originally Posted by Hilts

Brilliant. 😂😂😂😂😂

Jon's going to thank you for this.😂😂😂😂

Why is he?
30-01-25, 20:17
splott parker

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

Why is he?

Well it looks as though the cat’s out the bag re. Jon’s browsing history:hehe:
30-01-25, 21:14
Wales-Bales

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Well it looks as though the cat’s out the bag re. Jon’s browsing history:hehe:

And preferred holiday destination :biggrin:
30-01-25, 21:26
William Treseder

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This thread is comedy gold! Like the old days 😂
30-01-25, 21:36
JamesWales

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Originally Posted by William Treseder

This thread is comedy gold! Like the old days 😂

And poor old Jon is oblivious!
30-01-25, 23:45
Dave Blue

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Tools, lingerie and a water fountain
30-01-25, 23:47
JamesWales

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Originally Posted by Dave Blue

Tools, lingerie and a water fountain

Sounds like our January transfer targets
31-01-25, 00:01
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by Dave Blue

Tools, lingerie and a water fountain

I always had you down as a cross dressing masochist. Pliers or tin snips?
31-01-25, 07:57
the other bob wilson

Re: Jon 59.

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Well it looks as though the cat’s out the bag re. Jon’s browsing history:hehe:

Think I need to clarify one or two things, I had two or three e-mails from Jon in which he gave me permission to start a thread on the subject and he predicted, rightly, how it was likely to pan out on here . The mention of pornography was a joke, with roots in the truth though, because, as Tuerto says, some of the stuff the poster called Markylicksthais used to post could be called porn which might lead to a site being banned in some countries of the world.

Whatever the reason for this site's ban in Thailand, Jon says that he can still access the other two main City messageboards over there (maybe someone in authority in Thailand was made aware of Marlylicksthais?).
31-01-25, 08:34
William Treseder

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

Think I need to clarify one or two things, I had two or three e-mails from Jon in which he gave me permission to start a thread on the subject and he predicted, rightly, how it was likely to pan out on here . The mention of pornography was a joke, with roots in the truth though, because, as Tuerto says, some of the stuff the poster called Markylicksthais used to post could be called porn which might lead to a site being banned in some countries of the world.

Whatever the reason for this site's ban in Thailand, Jon says that he can still access the other two main City messageboards over there (maybe someone in authority in Thailand was made aware of Marlylicksthais?).

You know the old saying Bob. When you’re in a hole………….
31-01-25, 09:35
Rock_Flock_of_Five

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

Think I need to clarify one or two things, I had two or three e-mails from Jon in which he gave me permission to start a thread on the subject and he predicted, rightly, how it was likely to pan out on here . The mention of pornography was a joke, with roots in the truth though, because, as Tuerto says, some of the stuff the poster called Markylicksthais used to post could be called porn which might lead to a site being banned in some countries of the world.

Whatever the reason for this site's ban in Thailand, Jon says that he can still access the other two main City messageboards over there (maybe someone in authority in Thailand was made aware of Marlylicksthais?).

I sometimes peruse the Bristol City Forum (otib.co.uk).
I remember whoever was running that website stating that they had set the 'preferences field' to exclude certain global regions from being able to log in.
I don't know if Mike has a similar setting on this website?
31-01-25, 11:03
Tuerto

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And remember chaps, we've had our bit of fun, although a joke can go too far sometimes. Reckon we should leave it now.👍
31-01-25, 11:25
xsnaggle

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I always had you down as a cross dressing masochist. Pliers or tin snips?

Doesn't that assume that the non de plume 'Dave' refers to a man. She may not be a cross dresser. Not all of us are sweetie. :getscoat:
31-01-25, 13:22
Wales-Bales

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

And remember chaps, we've had our bit of fun, although a joke can go too far sometimes. Reckon we should leave it now.��

A thinly veiled I've also been to Thailand and I don't want any stories leaking out post IMO NQAT!
31-01-25, 13:29
ToTaL ITK

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Thailand hmmmm? Perhaps the porn sites on here have too many women with foo foos not bell ends:shrug:

Bernard?
31-01-25, 15:03
Taunton Blue Genie

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

And remember chaps, we've had our bit of fun, although a joke can go too far sometimes. Reckon we should leave it now.👍

I agree. The mention of the Bristol City Forum really plumbed the depths.
31-01-25, 15:13
North Cardiff Blue

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Jon1959?
31-01-25, 16:17
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

I agree. The mention of the Bristol City Forum really plumbed the depths.

I'll set you up...... :thumbup:
01-02-25, 12:04
dandywarhol

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Jon 59 wishes to meet lady 40 to 60 for holidays and fun.
reply to south wales echo box no 50.Those were the days.
04-02-25, 08:43
jon1959

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Hi all. Still in Thailand but just moved from Phuket where CCMB was unobtainable, and now further up the coast it has returned! How good is that?

As Paul said, the thread went where I expected. I was just joking with him that the reason for the CCMB blackout must have been something bad in Thai eyes: porn, republicanism, bad karma!

Maybe the authorities just did a random sample and landed on a Truthpaste post? That would explain and justify a week long sin binning.

After so long of unadulterated ***** and the Colonel with no relief (stop it - there’s been enough smut already) I am happy to be back with my go-to board and catching up on the wit and insight I missed.

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