I’ll start us off::
From the 70’s/80’s.
“You’re going home in a fu*king ambulance!!”
Surely an ambulance would take you to a hospital, not your house ?
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I’ll start us off::
From the 70’s/80’s.
“You’re going home in a fu*king ambulance!!”
Surely an ambulance would take you to a hospital, not your house ?
Another one from the earlier yrs:
“ You’ll never take the Grange end”
Where on earth would anyone put something that size if they did take !!
Oh Enguurlund, is full of s**t, oh Enguurlund..... etc
The officials are English!
:facepalm:
We’re the greatest team in football the world has ever seen.
You'll never ban a city fan.
(Obviously sarcasm)
We could be here a long time in this thread!
You'll never make the station , You'll never make the station
Its a long way to Cardiff Central, its a long way to go
To the tune of tom hark
Swansea sing , can't see why , after the match they are going to die
Insert Bristol etc
Swansea where are you , Swansea where are you ?
At a Wales v Denmark game , Ninian Park
"I was born under the Grangend Stand"... not very hygienic place to have a baby was it?
"Tony Mowbray....he skis down his nose"
‘Oh England Is Full of Shit’ grates on me, it should be ‘Oh When The Blues Go Marching/Steaming In’ as far as I’m concerned.
Always shit on the English side of the bridge.
One stupid sod singing on his own "...we f**king hate the West Country" and "ooh arrr it's ambrosia" when we were playing Burton Albion :hehe:
While away at Oldham we sang 'Two Andy Gorams' as we were battering them 7 - 1
We played York City in the cup i think at NP just before/after we signed one of their midfielders.... they had just had bad flooding... around 30 away fans there... ' You must have come on a speedboat, come on a speedboat...:ayatollah:
Any club chant sung at an international is daft
Anyone remember this beauty from the old Grangetown End?
‘If you’re feeling tired and weary
And you think you’ve lost your way
You’ll get your f*cking head kicked in
If you go down Tiger Bay
If you’re passing by the Grange End
You will hear our famous roar
F*ck off you English bastards
We’re Jimmy Scoular’s boys
Oh, oh we’re Jimmy Scoular’s boys,Jimmy Scoular’s boys, Jimmy Scoular’s boys
Oh, oh we’re Jimmy Scoular’s boys.......
Dear God, there were some right cases on the proper Grangetown End.
If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a cow
I’d fly over Bristol tomorrow
And shit on the barstards below !!!!!
If you had the wings of an eagle and the arse of a cow, you’d be one weird, ugly fecker :hehe::hehe:
"He's black, he's mean, he robbed the fruit machines" Blakey hated it
Over there . . . . . Over there,
And do they smell, like f*****g 'ell
Dougie Freedman we're not Facking scared.
Short but succinct.
The anti-English stuff is ridiculous and the people who sing it are thick as shit.
I never have and never will get involved in it.
The majority of our managers and players have been English and the club was set up by an Englishman.
The knuckle draggers who sing it would have a shock if they did their family tree and saw that their great-grand parents were probably English - Particularly the valley boys.
"Kevin Brock, What a Shock, He has got a massive cock! La la la la la la la.....
Tony Birds Disco pants are the best,
They stretch right from his arse to his chest,
They're better than Adam n the Ants,
Tony Bird, Disco Pants.
To the tune of 'Here we go'
He’s here, he’s there, he’s every fkg where Ronnie Bird, Ronnie Bird
When we play clubs such as Blackpool, Brighton etc
"You're just a shit Barry Island"
“How shit must you be....we’re winning away/home* :facepalm: * either one pisses me off !
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
'ave you 'eard of the North Band at 'ighbury
Shanks says No
I don't think so
But I've heard of the Cardiff aggro
As if these two legendary football managers in the late 60s/early 70s would be sit around discussing the skinhead hooligan element at Ninian Park, and all it's associated problems! :facepalm:
Anyone remember,
Stanley Stanley where`s your wife >>
The daftest one I ever heard would have to be the Wiggy chant. Sung to the same tune as 'Wanky Wanderers', it was aimed at midfielder Nathan Wigg, and went "Oh Wiggy Wiggy, Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy, Wiggy Wigg".
I had to rack my brain to work out that this chant (and others like it) are based on the song 'Son of my Father' by Chicory Tip. This dates its earliest possible outing to 1972, and it was still around while Wigg was at City, between 1993 and 1996.