Are you a cultured person ?

I see the government are investing money into the arts and culture at this difficult time

Football .....into that

Fishing .......does that make me cultured ? Into that

Opera ......cant think of anything more boring than sitting down getting a numb ass listening to that dreadful singing

Ballet ......ditto although some of those dancers have great figures but not for me

Classical music ........not into that

Jazz........nope

Somebody playing a harp and a load of kids dressed as pixies hopping round the stage ......nope

Live theatre ......far too fidgety to sit through that , would rather watch the telly

Comedy ......dont mind comedy clubs but not into big venue stuff.....small tick

Eating out ......curry or Mexican or steak is about my limit , pub grub is fine

Art exhibitions .......not interested

Cinema .......havnt been for 15 years , que up , sit through all those adverts , sod that

Storytelling festivals .......nope

Museums......quite like walking around a museum

Music .......now you are talking , rock and metal gigs , festivals in the past like butetown carnival , grangetown carnival , glastonbury , monsters of rock , reading , download


Contemporary arts festivals ..........basically a load of people dressed in tights dancing around on a stage .......no thanks

That's about it really

You're doing cinema all wrong. Turn up 15 mins after it says it starts, no queue, couple of trailers maybe, film.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Ballet ......ditto although some of those dancers have great figures but not for me

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Are you feeling unwell!

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Originally Posted by Des Parrot

Are you feeling unwell!

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The female ones I meant

All you say see on the blokes is a jumbo sausage from down the chippy and a pair of brussel sprouts

No

My idea of an exotic meal is chicken tikka masala, half and half

I'm employed at a museum.I am culture.

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Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK

I'm employed at a museum.I am culture.

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You are culture

Or you are a culture ?

depends on your culture

No-one is saying you have to enjoy everything on the list.