Annoying things at Wimbledon

some player challenges a call and the crowd start that fecking stupid handclapping bollocks , complete bollocks

There is always one bloke or woman who has to get in the last .......come on Federer....or whoever it is .......before the other bloke serves

The idiot who starts the ogi ogi ogi chant

The crap crowds at the doubles finals ........Wimbledon soon loses its charm and the fans all naff off . Empty seats everywhere .......its like a pre season friendly

Glad to see the back of it , tremendous sporting skills but its a load of cabbage

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

some player challenges a call and the crowd start that fecking stupid handclapping bollocks , complete bollocks

There is always one bloke or woman who has to get in the last .......come on Federer....or whoever it is .......before the other bloke serves

The idiot who starts the ogi ogi ogi chant

The crap crowds at the doubles finals ........Wimbledon soon loses its charm and the fans all naff off . Empty seats everywhere .......its like a pre season friendly

Glad to see the back of it , tremendous sporting skills but its a load of cabbage

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The amount of royalty that gets to go to the final.

The ooohs when a player slips

The "Let's go Andy, let's go".

Spot of rain, let's go back inside for 5 hours.

"Look how fit they are. Playing like this for 4 hours". Half that time they are sat down eating a banana or wiping their racket with a towel.

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Originally Posted by Allez Allez Allez

The amount of royalty that gets to go to the final.

The ooohs when a player slips

The "Let's go Andy, let's go".

Spot of rain, let's go back inside for 5 hours.

"Look how fit they are. Playing like this for 4 hours". Half that time they are sat down eating a banana or wiping their racket with a towel.

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Banana or Complan Energy Drink ?

Its a tough one

Wimbledon is a bit like Wales 6 nations game, 90% of the crowd know little about the game.

Annoys me that the woman get paid the same as the men in tennis even though the mens final can last longer than a whole woman's tournament

Any sport that insists that the crowd are silent annoys me.

Those fecking Wombles.

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Originally Posted by mazadona10

Wimbledon is a bit like Wales 6 nations game, 90% of the crowd know little about the game.

Annoys me that the woman get paid the same as the men in tennis even though the mens final can last longer than a whole woman's tournament

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they should play 5 sets.everyone would asleep b y then

I like it when my sisters have got tickets and it leathers down with rain for 3 days

Its a long story

since Sharapova called it a day I have lost interest in the womens game

I didn't have a lot mind

I wonder what shes doing these days 🤔

McDonald's probably

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

some player challenges a call and the crowd start that fecking stupid handclapping bollocks , complete bollocks

There is always one bloke or woman who has to get in the last .......come on Federer....or whoever it is .......before the other bloke serves

The idiot who starts the ogi ogi ogi chant

The crap crowds at the doubles finals ........Wimbledon soon loses its charm and the fans all naff off . Empty seats everywhere .......its like a pre season friendly

Glad to see the back of it , tremendous sporting skills but its a load of cabbage

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That second one is a real bugbear of mine, it’s like golf fans who shout “in the hole” as the club makes contact with the ball.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

since Sharapova called it a day I have lost interest in the womens game

I didn't have a lot mind

I wonder what shes doing these days ��

McDonald's probably

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Some years ago I was given tickets for Wimbledon and found myself in a row right at the front behind sharapova when she was serving. I still dream about it now and how wonderful her smell was.

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

That second one is a real bugbear of mine, it’s like golf fans who shout “in the hole” as the club makes contact with the ball.

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Its like a competition

Complete feckwits

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Originally Posted by light up the darkness

Some years ago I was given tickets for Wimbledon and found myself in a row right at the front behind sharapova when she was serving. I still dream about it now and how wonderful her smell was.

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Very attractive woman , too skinny though

If she was amazonian she would be perfect 👌

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

Those fecking Wombles.

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That Madame Cholet seems a bit of a sort :cheerleader::welshgirl::cheerleader:

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

That second one is a real bugbear of mine, it’s like golf fans who shout “in the hole” as the club makes contact with the ball.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Its like a competition

Complete feckwits

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You're the man
Get in the hole
You're the man
Get in the hole
.....repeat to fade

They probably think it's even funnier when shouting it at the tee on a par 5.
Bell ends.

Footballeque chants. It doesn't fit the environment.

Lady players who grunt or shriek when playing a stroke. Most of them, in fact.

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Originally Posted by bobh

Lady players who grunt or shriek when playing a stroke. Most of them, in fact.

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I am prepared to forgive Sharapova for that

I don't know why

"Footballs coming home" chanting.

Gone to the dogs.

They’ll let anyone in these days.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

some player challenges a call and the crowd start that fecking stupid handclapping bollocks , complete bollocks

There is always one bloke or woman who has to get in the last .......come on Federer....or whoever it is .......before the other bloke serves

The idiot who starts the ogi ogi ogi chant

The crap crowds at the doubles finals ........Wimbledon soon loses its charm and the fans all naff off . Empty seats everywhere .......its like a pre season friendly

Glad to see the back of it , tremendous sporting skills but its a load of cabbage

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Tennis :hehe:

The fans remind me of those idiots who hang around the gates waiting to see the royal family

Dressed up in union jacks

Or the people with home made banners , placards and messages saying Your Number One Fan ! , from Nottingham ! , Love You 💘

These people are adults

They probably have posters of these players on the bedroom wall 😳

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

The fans remind me of those idiots who hang around the gates waiting to see the royal family

Dressed up in union jacks

Or the people with home made banners , placards and messages saying Your Number One Fan ! , from Nottingham ! , Love You 💘

These people are adults

They probably have posters of these players on the bedroom wall 😳

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As opposed to those of (insert witty remark here) :hehe:

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

That second one is a real bugbear of mine, it’s like golf fans who shout “in the hole” as the club makes contact with the ball.

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It was funny when Tiger hit a tee shot and someone shouted 'in the hole that's how she liked it'
It was just after one of his misdemeanours
😀

Sam Hammam and Vinnie Jones