If you had the choice

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19-02-21, 15:31
Taunton Blue Genie

If you had the choice

Would you post on this 'If you had the choice' thread or one of the other 'If you had the choice' threads?
19-02-21, 16:32
MacAdder

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

Would you post on this 'If you had the choice' thread or one of the other 'If you had the choice' threads?

I choose neither.

Oh shit! :facepalm:
19-02-21, 16:44
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by MacAdder

I choose neither.

Oh shit! :facepalm:

Thank you for your contribution. A photograph of a £5 note is in the post.
Do come back soon as you are always welcome.:popcorn:

By the way, are you a Scottish accountant?
19-02-21, 17:00
The Bloop

Re: If you had the choice

I'd chose at least none of the others but not this one
19-02-21, 17:12
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

I'd chose at least none of the others but not this one

I am touched by your lack of kind words. May you have a thousand offspring, Bloopster Baby.
19-02-21, 17:27
The Bloop

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

I am touched by your lack of kind words. May you have a thousand offspring, Bloopster Baby.

It's quite difficult to be unkind to such a degree, and your kind wish would either require a miracle, or an extreme amount of medical intervention which I'm not prepared to undergo.
19-02-21, 17:48
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

It's quite difficult to be unkind to such a degree, and your kind wish would either require a miracle, or an extreme amount of medical intervention which I'm not prepared to undergo.

Let's hold out for the miracle then. I shall pray for you as soon I have finished my housework.
Think of the Family Allowance!
19-02-21, 18:10
jon1959

Re: If you had the choice

LFW
19-02-21, 18:11
B. Oddie

Re: If you had the choice

Surely this is six of one, and half a dozen of the other?
19-02-21, 18:13
Tuerto

Re: If you had the choice

Escape Goat?
19-02-21, 18:14
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by B. Oddie

Surely this is six of one, and half a dozen of the other?

Or six of one and a half dozen of one of the two others....
19-02-21, 18:15
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by jon1959

LFW

Does he live in Mornington Crescent?
19-02-21, 18:19
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Escape Goat?

The term 'escape goat' was the original version, old fruit.
19-02-21, 18:26
Tuerto

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

The term 'escape goat' was the original version, old fruit.

I used to sit next to a girl in History who had Written on her book "Claire Loves Nobody intopicular" I quite fancied her.
19-02-21, 18:32
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I used to sit next to a girl in History who had Written on her book "Claire Loves Nobody intopicular" I quite fancied her.

There's nothing more painful than unrequited love.

Apart from when you get your winky caught in your zip.
19-02-21, 18:38
Tuerto

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

There's nothing more painful than unrequited love.

Apart from when you get your winky caught in your zip.

:hehe:
19-02-21, 18:40
B. Oddie

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I used to sit next to a girl in History who had Written on her book "Claire Loves Nobody intopicular" I quite fancied her.

The drongo at the end of my street was pissed off at people parking outside his garage so he painted a sign saying 'On Parking!'.
19-02-21, 18:44
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by B. Oddie

The drongo at the end of my street was pissed off at people parking outside his garage so he painted a sign saying 'On Parking!'.

:hehe:
19-02-21, 19:01
light up the darkness

Re: If you had the choice

No. 5 Ian Rush
20-02-21, 11:15
Taunton Blue Genie

Re: If you had the choice

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Originally Posted by light up the darkness

No. 5 Ian Rush

Sorry, No 5 was Don Murray.

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