What a knob !!!! Woof, woof

A man was discovered by police at his home in Germany after his pet dog had 'bitten his penis off and eaten it'.
Neighbours reported incessant barking coming from the man’s home at around 2am on Tuesday to police.
Police arrived at the single-family home in Herne, north-west Germany where they heard agonised groans from inside the property.
They broke down the door to find the man, 66, and his dog, described as ‘about the size of a Jack Russell’.
Police realised the man was in a life-threatening condition and rushed him to hospital.
The ‘instrument of the crime’, or rather, the man’s penis has not yet been recovered from the scene, according to German outlet Bild.
As the man is unable to assist officials due to his current condition, officials have hypothesised that the dog was most likely behind the man’s injury.
The 66-year-old was put into an artificial coma upon his arrival at the hospital, First Police Chief Inspector Frank Lemanis told the outlet.

That's the wurst story imaginable.

Thought it may have been a cocker spaniel

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Thought it may have been a cocker spaniel

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German Shep-Head.

A sausage dog could be the culprit.

I suppose that's the risk you take when a person tries to get a Dog to lick their cock.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I suppose that's the risk you take when a person tries to get a Dog to lick their cock.

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The last smooch down the Top Rank in the early 70s was like a mad rush for ‘Best In show’ at Crufts, don’t remember ever getting to the licking stage though.

Cock and XL Bully story

Its was all down to one looks in the 70's at the tail end of a Top Wank night, if one got a growler licking ,Splotty boys did well in that arena , guess someone had to clean up after the lucky and prettier ones .

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The last smooch down the Top Rank in the early 70s was like a mad rush for ‘Best In show’ at Crufts, don’t remember ever getting to the licking stage though.

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I was at the licking stage early in the evening. Set out with low expectations, whatever happens is a bonus.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I was at the licking stage early in the evening. Set out with low expectations, whatever happens is a bonus.

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So it WAS you:yikes:

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

That's the wurst story imaginable.

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Sauerkraut?