don't get fooled by all this Adidas rehydration moisturising nonsense at 4 quid a bottle
I use urban decay , 50 pence for a box of ten , somewhere in Poland
Quality product
Hair has been falling out recently but old age comes to us all
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don't get fooled by all this Adidas rehydration moisturising nonsense at 4 quid a bottle
I use urban decay , 50 pence for a box of ten , somewhere in Poland
Quality product
Hair has been falling out recently but old age comes to us all
Fishing tips? Ok
Music tips? I guess.
Beauty tips? No thanks.
“Litigation” the new season’s fragrance from Sludge. Slap it on.
Miscreant the new eau de toilette form Sludge.
If you're using that stuff, I won't ask what hair is falling out.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
Ever thought about starting a Livejournal Sludge?
I would if I knew what it wasQuote:
Originally Posted by Bruce Parry
as long as you don't start an onlyfansQuote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
“Tap Water” The new fragrance from Tuerto
I don't use shower gel, most of it washes off my hands before I get an chance to use it. I use soap. Yow know where you are with a bar of soap.
Good old cold tarQuote:
Originally Posted by NYCBlue
Stinks mind
Old Spice 99p Concorde Discount be there or be square
Linx Africa you have to take a shitty stick out with you after using it.
Denim , for men who don't have to try, too hardQuote:
Originally Posted by insider
Someone I know was telling me their shower technique was to get wet under the shower for a few seconds, then turn it off and apply shower gel, then turn the shower back on and wash it off. The whole process is done in about one minute.Quote:
Originally Posted by NYCBlue
What an utterly joyless way to live your life.
Makes total sense though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rjk
I'm surprised that Sludge isnt on Instagram making a fortune as an Influencer. He could do his daily grooming routine testing different products whilst playing metal in the background.
Sod thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Rjk
Jump in the shower , shower , get out
there is only one product , urban decayQuote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
Backed up by slayer , skeletons of society
For me if I'm running late and need a quick shower it goes like this:Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
1: jump in shower
2:there is no time, there is only shower
3: 30 minutes later emerge from shower.
30 mintites, are there traffic problems in the shower ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rjk
I'm exaggerating of course, but anything less than 10-15 minutes is akin to a spartan existence in my opinionQuote:
Originally Posted by life on mars
My son spends 30 mins in the shower but he’s most likely abusing himself. Men with agendas go in there, get clean and get out.
Showering for long periods of say half an hour or more is an American idea imported to Britain by Hollywood films.
Often used to convey an emotion of melancholy or washing away despair. The character emerges anew ready for the final act of the film. Usually some retribution.
I've never been abused in a shower I usually have a quick tug ,shower out in 10 ,then hopefully get abused on CCMB
That's where you're going wrong. Easy mistake to make Stay in there for another 15 minutes. Open the bathroom window. You need to let the scent of the rich lather of urban decay to circulate the neighborhood. Give the abusers chance to pull themselves away from the Daily Mail comments and showbiz page and get over to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by life on mars
I accidentally got vaseline on my old boy in the shower. Had a great 10 minutes trying to clean it off.