What's the best way to clean poo off the sofa? I've got rid of the bulk of the payload but there are some streaky bits that remain. They won't wipe off with bog roll or the missus' bath towel.
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What's the best way to clean poo off the sofa? I've got rid of the bulk of the payload but there are some streaky bits that remain. They won't wipe off with bog roll or the missus' bath towel.
Put it in the machine.
Use her toothbrush- electric ones with a rotating head will produce the best results.
see..this is what happens when you watch love island
Do you get that when your missus has given you anal as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Lung
Wipe your arse properlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Alan Lung
Prevention is better than cure
warm it with a hair dryer then chip it off with a hammer and bolster:thumbup:
anyone else reading the thread title to the tune of smoke on the water?
Thanks for the tips all.
For clarification it was the dog that has done the dirty deed.
When me and the missus engage in bumsex it is always in the bedroom and the sheets always go to the charity shop if there is any brownage.
The only dirty dog here is you.
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Originally Posted by Alan Lung
I can see a new chant developing.
"Poo on the sofa, you shouldn't poo on the sofa..."
Lick it apparently our tongue has special qualities ,even seen folk eating the stuff on some strange web site cant remember their full names something to do with hub , hamsters or red something ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Lung
Top Tip:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Lung
I find that only buying brown sheets saves having to get rid of them. Handy too when she wants chocolate mousse smeared on her arse before anal sex 👍
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Originally Posted by Rjk
I already do. I've saved a fortune in toilet paper since I made the switch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorcus
Made me chuckle, and I'm no brother 🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by Rjk
"" Poo on the sofa , smear in yer eye ""