Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

Not sure they are going to catch you mind unless it's off a boat or rocks or something?


The Spanish are getting a bit stroppy with Brittish tourists arent they, another list of dont's!

Previously restricting the number of drinks in all inclusive resorts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html

British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules
Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

I suppose a good sh*t is right out of the question.

It’s bureaucracy gone mad lol
Totally unenforceable
More alarming tho are the plans for the “All Inclusive” holidaymakers
Alcoholic drinks to be limited to SIX a day
Three at lunchtime
Three for dinner
Then you’ve got to pay 🙁

ill stick to pissing in secluded areas, such as alley ways and by ways .

I remember in the good old days of City away travel pissing through a hatchway at the back of the bus , you'd lifted it up and could see the road and away you went , sadly you did result in a bit of splash/blow back from the wind onto ones Ox Blood DM's boots and Turned up Jeans ,very difficult to stay still and hover over the gap .

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Originally Posted by Sunnysideup

It’s bureaucracy gone mad lol
Totally unenforceable
More alarming tho are the plans for the “All Inclusive” holidaymakers
Alcoholic drinks to be limited to SIX a day
Three at lunchtime
Three for dinner
Then you’ve got to pay ��

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True all inclusive it's six for breakfast, what are you going to do the rest of the day?

Pee in the Sea, hottub and pool I suppose?

What about the Germans, they piss for ages ?????

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Originally Posted by North Cardiff Blue

Not sure they are going to catch you mind unless it's off a boat or rocks or something?


The Spanish are getting a bit stroppy with Brittish tourists arent they, another list of dont's!

Previously restricting the number of drinks in all inclusive resorts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html

British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules
Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

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It's Vigo, one City in the North of Spain, not a place littered with pissed up Brits. The rules would also apply to anyone else from any other corner of the globe as well. Daily Mail Bullshit.

Thank god it's just a fine. I thought this was going to be about a spread of those little worm things that lock on to the heat and wriggle their way up your todger. Horrible little things.

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Originally Posted by North Cardiff Blue

Not sure they are going to catch you mind unless it's off a boat or rocks or something?


The Spanish are getting a bit stroppy with Brittish tourists arent they, another list of dont's!

Previously restricting the number of drinks in all inclusive resorts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html

British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules
Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

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Just Brits???😂😂😂

Write a letter to Farage or something.

The life guard at one resort shouted at me for peeing in the pool....he scared me so much I nearly fell in.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Daily Mail Bullshit.

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Surely not? :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

It's Vigo, one City in the North of Spain, not a place littered with pissed up Brits. The rules would also apply to anyone else from any other corner of the globe as well. Daily Mail Bullshit.

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Woah Lefties calm down it's a fun story about peeing in the sea, and it's Daily Mirror Bullshit actually published four days before.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...-fine-27252566

Peeing in the sea is a good way of attracting sharks, so it's best to do it off a pier if you can.

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Peeing in the sea is a good way of attracting sharks, so it's best to do it off a pier if you can.

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What a sentence that would make, “The peer was peeing off the pier”

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Originally Posted by BLUETIT

What a sentence that would make, “The peer was peeing off the pier”

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A second peer was peering at the peer peeing off the pier.

Evidence of the offence will almost be impossible to capture or capture.

Oops. I meant capture or produce. (Funnily enough, I'm at the opticians!).

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

Oops. I meant capture or produce. (Funnily enough, I'm at the opticians!).

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How is your eyesight old bean?

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Originally Posted by BLUETIT

What a sentence that would make, “The peer was peeing off the pier”

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I'm a poet and I didn't know it.

Latest on this one , Its only Brit's piss destroying the sea beds of the Med , due to the mass consumption of Carling ,Fosters and Picked Onion Flavour Monster Munch .........