Premier League footballer arrested on suspicion of child sex offences

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Originally Posted by Sunnysideup

Never mind pics showing the alleged girl
Have you seen pics of Gylfi’s Mrs??
Oh my days
Absolute cracker
Can’t for the life of me see anyone playing away 😊🥰🤪

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I have not as it goes.

They all will mate, even local lads with a banger of a missus will put their pennis in a local slapper.

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Originally Posted by Maurice Swan

yes...she is F......lippin nice....but hey...do not believe everything that is alleged....

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Fliping nice? You do know the age?

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

Fliping nice? You do know the age?

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I'm hoping he was referring to his wife. In that post, at least

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

I have not as it goes.

They all will mate, even local lads with a banger of a missus will put their pennis in a local slapper.

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Lucky Dennis:hehe:

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Originally Posted by lardy

I'm hoping he was referring to his wife. In that post, at least

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Fair shout that 👍

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Lucky Dennis:hehe:

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He's a right menace 😂

With regard to beautiful wives and straying Peter Crouch cleared that one up.
When he was accused of being with a prostitute instead of trying to put gagging orders on the press he just answered the first reporter who asked him.
The guy asked him why someone with a woman as beautiful as he had need to go with a hooker he replied "Just because a man can afford filet steak every day it doesn't mean that sometimes he doesn't fancy a hamburger"
PS. She wasn't his wife at the time, just his fiancee.

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Originally Posted by xsnaggle

With regard to beautiful wives and straying Peter Crouch cleared that one up.
When he was accused of being with a prostitute instead of trying to put gagging orders on the press he just answered the first reporter who asked him.
The guy asked him why someone with a woman as beautiful as he had need to go with a hooker he replied "Just because a man can afford filet steak every day it doesn't mean that sometimes he doesn't fancy a hamburger"
PS. She wasn't his wife at the time, just his fiancee.

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:hehe:

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Originally Posted by xsnaggle

With regard to beautiful wives and straying Peter Crouch cleared that one up.
When he was accused of being with a prostitute instead of trying to put gagging orders on the press he just answered the first reporter who asked him.
The guy asked him why someone with a woman as beautiful as he had need to go with a hooker he replied "Just because a man can afford filet steak every day it doesn't mean that sometimes he doesn't fancy a hamburger"
PS. She wasn't his wife at the time, just his fiancee.

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What do you do if your missus is more value range frozen burger? Not much room to manoeuvre.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

What do you do if your missus is more value range frozen burger? Not much room to manoeuvre.

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But when its got ketchup and onions etc. on it one burger tastes much the same as another.
The same man, when asked what he would be if he wasn't a professional footballer replied: 'A virgin'

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Originally Posted by xsnaggle

With regard to beautiful wives and straying Peter Crouch cleared that one up.
When he was accused of being with a prostitute instead of trying to put gagging orders on the press he just answered the first reporter who asked him.
The guy asked him why someone with a woman as beautiful as he had need to go with a hooker he replied "Just because a man can afford filet steak every day it doesn't mean that sometimes he doesn't fancy a hamburger"
PS. She wasn't his wife at the time, just his fiancee.

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Yet it’s still difficult for a pro footballer to admit he prefers the sausage.