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Fine End To A Shite Night
Stomach pains today, taken to the Heath tonight, after the shambles of a game obviously, appendicitis. They’re trying to sort a surgeon out to whip it out sharpish, don’t want a Sean Morrison scenario. On my own in the waiting room due to the obvious, missus had to bring me up in the car, lovely birthday evening for her, and it’s mine tomorrow. The only bloody day of the year that she’s a year older than me and I’m in bloody hospital. Fantastic NHS service though, God bless them.
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splott parker
Stomach pains today, taken to the Heath tonight, after the shambles of a game obviously, appendicitis. They’re trying to sort a surgeon out to whip it out sharpish, don’t want a Sean Morrison scenario. On my own in the waiting room due to the obvious, missus had to bring me up in the car, lovely birthday evening for her, and it’s mine tomorrow. The only bloody day of the year that she’s a year older than me and I’m in bloody hospital. Fantastic NHS service though, God bless them.
That's a right f**ker. All the best and get well soon Steve!
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Crumbs!
Keep your pocket up. You'll be home in no time to watch City lose to Barnsley next week.
Seriously, your in good hands. You'll be fine.
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Heisenberg
That's a right f**ker. All the best and get well soon Steve!
Cheers Tom, I think it’s being sorted, I heard him on the phone giving my details. Then the doctor came and asked how tall I was, I hope it was a surgeon on the other end of the line and not an undertaker :yikes:
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splott parker
Cheers Tom, I think it’s being sorted, I heard him on the phone giving my details. Then the doctor came and asked how tall I was, I hope it was a surgeon on the other end of the line and not an undertaker :yikes:
:hehe:
There's a third option...
It may have been Jack Simpson's agent looking for a new client.
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Sorry to hear that Parker...I wish you well mate.
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Best wishes SP
Don't be away for too long, we might need you to get your boots on next week v Barnsley
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splott parker
Stomach pains today, taken to the Heath tonight, after the shambles of a game obviously, appendicitis. They’re trying to sort a surgeon out to whip it out sharpish, don’t want a Sean Morrison scenario. On my own in the waiting room due to the obvious, missus had to bring me up in the car, lovely birthday evening for her, and it’s mine tomorrow. The only bloody day of the year that she’s a year older than me and I’m in bloody hospital. Fantastic NHS service though, God bless them.
Gosh dreadful news , be strong stay safe, splott parker
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Michael Morris
Best wishes SP
Don't be away for too long, we might need you to get your boots on next week v Barnsley
I’m not tall enough Mike!!!!
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Just had a COVID test here, result in 4 hours, appendix is still coming whether positive or negative. CT scan soon, I feel quite important, it’s quite quiet in here, been here on Saturday nights in the past and it’s been like a zoo.
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splott parker
Just had a COVID test here, result in 4 hours, appendix is still coming whether positive or negative. CT scan soon, I feel quite important, it’s quite quiet in here, been here on Saturday nights in the past and it’s been like a zoo.
Any nice nurses to talk to ?
Tell them I am happy to come in and do some scrubbing
Keep the place clean , put a bit back
Are you on oromorph ?
Off your face ?
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Any nice nurses to talk to ?
Tell them I am happy to come in and do some scrubbing
Keep the place clean , put a bit back
Are you on oromorph ?
Off your face ?
Lovely nurse here Sludge, Derek, I think he’s called:hehe: they’re pumping some sort of antibiotic liquid in to me, don’t think it’s hallucinatory, Flob a lob ......then again
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All the best Steve, you're in great hands, how many cans for this trip..?
I told you those home brewed pickles would **** you up..
🙄
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splott parker
Lovely nurse here Sludge, Derek, I think he’s called:hehe: they’re pumping some sort of antibiotic liquid in to me, don’t think it’s hallucinatory, Flob a lob ......then again
I know Derek, apparently he's got form for dishing out the wrong medication
Clear the area !
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Best wishes for a speedy recovery
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splott parker
Cheers Tom, I think it’s being sorted, I heard him on the phone giving my details. Then the doctor came and asked how tall I was, I hope it was a surgeon on the other end of the line and not an undertaker :yikes:
Feck me - that's the first time I've had a good laugh in days! :hehe:
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All the best from down west get well soon.:thumbup:
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Hope you feel better soon mate
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splott parker
Cheers Tom, I think it’s being sorted, I heard him on the phone giving my details. Then the doctor came and asked how tall I was, I hope it was a surgeon on the other end of the line and not an undertaker :yikes:
Quality. Get well soon.
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Best wishes SP.
At least we now know what those low flying helicopters were for yesterday.
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Get well soon SP :thumbup:.
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All the best Steve, catch up with you soon 👍
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Hope all goes well and you’re on your feet soon :thumbup: