Johnny reports that Amber Heard defecated in their marital bed , and that's when he knew he had to leave, some may say that would be a sign to stay on ?
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Johnny reports that Amber Heard defecated in their marital bed , and that's when he knew he had to leave, some may say that would be a sign to stay on ?
Depends if you like a bronze shower or not.
Would now be a good time for saying I once knew a woman who got paid £300 for a porn photo shoot where she was covering herself in someone else's faeces?
Indeed you can tell Johnny is spolit as some I know would pay Amber well for that .Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
Unless she shat on his favourite Teddy
Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
I was doing a diploma as a way of getting into uni as a mature student. A guy on the course found out she had done a few pornos (apparently there's a video somewhere of her, a battery operated friend and a bus shelter in Ystrad Mynach.....), so she brought in a photo of her. I didn't see it, not that I wanted to, but apparently she looked as happy as (sorry) a pig in shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie
Sorry, forgot the :hehe: . Quality reply. Some jokes can be a load of crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie
Did she have the sheetsQuote:
Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie
she got paid? I'm missing outQuote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
Pissing in someone's arse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee
Crikey.
He should be interred.Quote:
Originally Posted by life on mars