Newport County and my fishing rod

got a new spinning delivered the other day


Bloke rang the bell and I thought ah a cardiff lad then he said I have been around this way before .

He was a newport lad , I said you into football he said yes , newport County, I said I am a bluebirds fan , we had a good chat , I said It must be a difficult time , I hope you get through this crisis , its taken a long time for you to get back into the league , newport is a city of 160 000 people you are bigger than Hereford, Shrewsbury, Exeter, Yeovil, torquay , crewe , Carlisle, Burnley, Lincoln, Rochdale, Oldham, etc

He said its a worrying time for all clubs especially us

Take care mate and enjoy the rod , there a lot of good fishing in the canal by me , my biggest pike on the spinner is 15 pounds

Which is 5 pounds bigger than mine

It was a humbling experience

I think reading that just made me dyslexic

Fascinating

A wonderful read, brought a tear to the eye

I remember a similar exchange on an episode of Alas Smith and Jones a few years back.

I think the craziest thing is that the message probably took 5 minutes to make up, and another 3 minutes to type out.

In at least 8 minutes you didn’t change your mind about posting this drivel?

Did you offer him £50 for illicit sex too?

Are "pike" and "rod" euphemisms? There was no discussion of "sorts"?

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Originally Posted by Llandaff Blue

Fascinating

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Its existential

It requires post Darwin

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Originally Posted by City123

A wonderful read, brought a tear to the eye

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life is a wonderful thing

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

I remember a similar exchange on an episode of Alas Smith and Jones a few years back.

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Its two blokes deep in thought mate

Bertrand Russell meets des o connor

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Originally Posted by Zowhore

I think the craziest thing is that the message probably took 5 minutes to make up, and another 3 minutes to type out.

In at least 8 minutes you didn’t change your mind about posting this drivel?

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I had to share the wonder of life , I ordered a fishing rod and ended up wishing a newport County fan all the best in these sad times

Even if he has caught bigger fish than me

Philosophy in overdrive really

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Originally Posted by J R Hartley

Did you offer him £50 for illicit sex too?

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Thats Thursday night , toilets , bridgend station but its lockdown now so limited availability . I am afraid you can't come . Sorry .

I feel there's a number of individuals on here have an unrequited love towards Sludge that accounts for their behaviour when he seemingly spurns them to go fishing or tap up a Newport Cewnty fan?

Remember it's better to have love and lost..