Deep down I've always wanted my own conspiracy theory and at last my time has come.
This one ticks all the boxes.
Was it:
Hypersonic Vlad firing stuff quicker than NASA can track;
Trump's Space Force working with Elon Musk;
A peak in the Alps opening up and a manic Schwab stroking a white cat ordering the launch;
Alien forces doing target practice;
None or all the above?
Apologies for the breathlessness but I couldn't wait the four or five years for someone to post a Bitchute video.
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-brief...ighly-unusual/