Urban myths you were told when you were younger.

**Heathccfc** · 08-07-15, 20:35

There's no pudding if you don't eat all your dinner.

**jeepster** · 08-07-15, 20:38

Originally Posted by Tiger Bay wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 21:32

That when you went to Llanrumney high after junior school you had your head stuck down the toilet and the flush was pulled.

Originally Posted by jeepster wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 21:21

OMG ..that brought back a few memories!

Me and the Mrs had a giggle over that

**ian gibson** · 08-07-15, 20:52

Gravy left in the fridge overnight turns into meat flavoured blancmange.

**WrongEyedJesus** · 08-07-15, 21:05

If you wear a Man Utd shirt by mistake you will turn into a Tory and everyone will take the piss.

**Laz is a BLUEbird** · 08-07-15, 21:07

bob holness played the sax bit on baker street

**Laz is a BLUEbird** · 08-07-15, 21:10

a certain restaurant in aberkenfig had 56 different types of male and animal biff in the sauce

**Steve R** · 08-07-15, 21:11

Originally Posted by Laz is a BLUEbird wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 22:07

bob holness played the sax bit on baker street

YES!!! Heard that a good few thousand times.

**Phil1927** · 08-07-15, 21:18

Philip Schofield is a City fan

**islandblue** · 08-07-15, 21:19

If you dropped a small coin from a tall building it would have the force to go through a human skull.

**ninianboy1** · 08-07-15, 21:19

During a wedding celebration a bride was asked by the groom during a Mr and Mrs style quiz about the most bizzare place she had sex and she replied "Up the bum!"

**Loya Jirga** · 08-07-15, 21:36

One of my favourite sites...

http://snopes.com/info/

**BlueWales** · 08-07-15, 21:40

Originally Posted by BLUETIT wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 17:59

The Hensol Castle one, about someone escaping and chopping off a fellas head and banging it on the roof of a car, which happens to have his (the headless fella) girlfriend inside.

After a minute I said sorry about that but.... and she said " you thought about the head being banged on the car roof didn't you ? ".

**Loya Jirga** · 08-07-15, 21:40

Originally Posted by ninianboy1 wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 22:19

During a wedding celebration a bride was asked by the groom during a Mr and Mrs style quiz about the most bizzare place she had sex and she replied "Up the bum!"

http://snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp

**BlueWales** · 08-07-15, 21:43

Originally Posted by Shergar wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 20:47

If you swallow chewing gum it will wrap itself around your heart and you'll die.

Or it ends up in your appendix and kills you.

**Steve R** · 08-07-15, 21:45

If you pull a face and the wind changes you'll stay like it.

**ninianboy1** · 08-07-15, 21:49

Originally Posted by Loya Jirga wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 22:40

During a wedding celebration a bride was asked by the groom during a Mr and Mrs style quiz about the most bizzare place she had sex and she replied "Up the bum!"

Originally Posted by ninianboy1 wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 22:19

That is a true story...

Oh well!

**ninianboy1** · 08-07-15, 21:55

During an English exam pupils were asked to write an essay on 'Courage'. One pupil simply wrote 'This is courage' and left the rest of the paper blank. Of course the pupil was awarded an 'A'!

**Loya Jirga** · 08-07-15, 21:59

Originally Posted by ninianboy1 wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 22:55

During an English exam pupils were asked to write an essay on 'Courage'. One pupil simply wrote 'This is courage' and left the rest of the paper blank. Of course the pupil was awarded an 'A'!

In a Philosophy exam the question asked was "WHY?". Someone answered "Why not?" and got an A.

**Colonel Cærdiffi** · 08-07-15, 22:03

Originally Posted by Loya Jirga wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 22:59

During an English exam pupils were asked to write an essay on 'Courage'. One pupil simply wrote 'This is courage' and left the rest of the paper blank. Of course the pupil was awarded an 'A'!

Originally Posted by ninianboy1 wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 22:55

In a Philosophy exam the question asked was "WHY?". Someone answered "Why not?" and got an A.

In a sex education exam the question asked was "How does a human female become pregnant?" Someone answered "Get ****ed" and got an A.

**Lawley Kazoo** · 08-07-15, 22:06

If you sneeze with your eyes open, your head will explode.

**BLUETIT** · 08-07-15, 22:19

Originally Posted by BlueWales wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 22:40

The Hensol Castle one, about someone escaping and chopping off a fellas head and banging it on the roof of a car, which happens to have his (the headless fella) girlfriend inside.

Originally Posted by BLUETIT wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 17:59

That story sprang into my mind when I was having a piss in a lay by coming back from a club near Usk.

**redjk** · 09-07-15, 06:42

The old Beckham paying off someone's mortgage to cancel their booking myth.

**waynekerr55** · 09-07-15, 06:50

That Ice cream is free

**BLUETIT** · 09-07-15, 06:53

Originally Posted by heath/ccfc wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 17:40

Eat your carrots to make you see better in the dark

You're right again Chris.

**nugent** · 09-07-15, 06:58

Originally Posted by WrongEyedJesus wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 22:05

If you wear a Man Utd shirt by mistake you will turn into a Tory and everyone will take the piss.

He sounds like a right cant

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