Urban myths you were told when you were younger.

**nugent** · 09-07-15, 07:00

All boys used to get wan ked off by their mothers

**Laz is a BLUEbird** · 09-07-15, 07:14

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 08:00

All boys used to get wan ked off by their mothers

wtf is this???

09-07-15, 07:56

Originally Posted by Shergar wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 20:47

If you swallow chewing gum it will wrap itself around your heart and you'll die.

My Nana told me that

**Geraint Pillock** · 09-07-15, 09:59

Virtually every Workingmen's Club in the valleys claims to have paid off Tommy Woodward at half-time during the early sixties. He must have been godawful.

**The Bloop** · 09-07-15, 10:18

Originally Posted by beef wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 21:29

A cup of tea will cool you down in hot weather.

Sitting too close to the television will give you square eyes

**Mrs Steve R** · 09-07-15, 10:59

Originally Posted by Laz is a BLUEbird wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 08:14

All boys used to get wan ked off by their mothers

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 08:00

wtf is this???

^^^ This

**Ainsley Harriott** · 09-07-15, 11:12

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 11:59

All boys used to get wan ked off by their mothers

Originally Posted by Laz is a BLUEbird wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 08:14

wtf is this???

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 08:00

^^^ This

Maybe this goes some way towards explaining why nugent's such a weirdo...

**Mrs Steve R** · 09-07-15, 11:15

Originally Posted by Cheers wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 12:12

All boys used to get wan ked off by their mothers

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 11:59

wtf is this???

Originally Posted by Laz is a BLUEbird wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 08:14

^^^ This

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 08:00

Maybe this goes some way towards explaining why nugent's such a weirdo...

**The Bloop** · 09-07-15, 11:17

Capricorn 1 is a documentary

**Phil1927** · 09-07-15, 11:31

All boys used to get wan ked off by Nugent's mum.

**splott parker** · 09-07-15, 11:49

Loads of blokes ( in their 70s now) from Splott shagged Shirley Bassey. She also must have sat in the biggest classroom in Moorland Rd as there were about 600 kids in her class.

**bluethrough** · 09-07-15, 11:49

Originally Posted by BLUETIT wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 17:59

The Hensol Castle one, about someone escaping and chopping off a fellas head and banging it on the roof of a car, which happens to have his (the headless fella) girlfriend inside.

Also there was the tunnel from the Castle to the Cross Inn by the flyover

**Mrs Steve R** · 09-07-15, 12:15

Originally Posted by bluethrough wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 12:49

The Hensol Castle one, about someone escaping and chopping off a fellas head and banging it on the roof of a car, which happens to have his (the headless fella) girlfriend inside.

Originally Posted by BLUETIT wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 17:59

This has to be the story of the 70's , everyone over a certain age knew it and it was bloody scary .

We had the same story in Somerset but it was about Tone Vale hospital instead.

**xsnaggle** · 09-07-15, 12:28

there was one about ifd you were driving through Brixton at night and a car went the other way without lights on, don't flash you headlights because the guys in the car would go round the block and drive past again and shoot you

**Daibach** · 09-07-15, 12:43

The bird in the plaza at Gabalfa who ate what she thought was KFC and when the lights went up turned out to be fried rat.
Everybody knows it was the Globe in Albany Road ;)

**The Bloop** · 09-07-15, 12:50

Originally Posted by Daibach wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 13:43

The bird in the plaza at Gabalfa who ate what she thought was KFC and when the lights went up turned out to be fried rat.

Everybody knows that the first KFC didn't open in Cardiff until about 20 years after the Plaza closed

**BlueWales** · 09-07-15, 13:25

Originally Posted by BLUETIT wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 23:19

The Hensol Castle one, about someone escaping and chopping off a fellas head and banging it on the roof of a car, which happens to have his (the headless fella) girlfriend inside.

Originally Posted by BlueWales wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 22:40

That story sprang into my mind when I was having a piss in a lay by coming back from a club near Usk.

Originally Posted by BLUETIT wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 17:59

My date was sitting happily in the car when I dived into the car a drove off like a lunatic.

Spookily I was also in a Ford Cortina Mk 1 and it was 1973.

**Shergar** · 09-07-15, 13:27

Errol Flynn had a 13 inch pecker.

**BlueWales** · 09-07-15, 13:32

Originally Posted by Shergar wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 14:27

Errol Flynn had a 13 inch pecker.

On a similar theme Fatty Arbuckle killed a woman he was having sex with as his todger was so large.

Feedback · 09-07-15, 17:52

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 08:00

All boys used to get wan ked off by their mothers

Who told you this?

**Taunton Blue Genie** · 09-07-15, 17:54

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 13:15

The Hensol Castle one, about someone escaping and chopping off a fellas head and banging it on the roof of a car, which happens to have his (the headless fella) girlfriend inside.

Originally Posted by bluethrough wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 12:49

This has to be the story of the 70's , everyone over a certain age knew it and it was bloody scary .

Originally Posted by BLUETIT wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 17:59

Also there was the tunnel from the Castle to the Cross Inn by the flyover

That hospital is long gone. The murderer now lives in the new housing estate in the same location.

**Mrs Steve R** · 09-07-15, 18:03

Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 18:54

The Hensol Castle one, about someone escaping and chopping off a fellas head and banging it on the roof of a car, which happens to have his (the headless fella) girlfriend inside.

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 13:15

This has to be the story of the 70's , everyone over a certain age knew it and it was bloody scary .

Originally Posted by bluethrough wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 12:49

Also there was the tunnel from the Castle to the Cross Inn by the flyover

Originally Posted by BLUETIT wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 17:59

We had the same story in Somerset but it was about Tone Vale hospital instead.

**nugent** · 09-07-15, 18:06

"its not the size of your willy that counts, its what you do with it that matters".

yeah right.
being someone that is average/below average in the length and girth dept, I was ok with that saying until I started watching porn.
some willys out there are fooking massive, and the woman screams like fack as soon as the big men stick the bell end in

**Mrs Steve R** · 09-07-15, 18:09

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:06

"its not the size of your willy that counts, its what you do with it that matters".

Are you just ignoring your last post or what?

**BLUETIT** · 09-07-15, 18:21

Originally Posted by Phil1927 wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 12:31

All boys used to get wan ked off by Nugent's mum.

If it is, IT'S TRUE.

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