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    YOUR IDEAL STRESS FREE JOB

    Me , totally billy bollocks , sitting on a chair

    Twelve women , naked , ohhhh bit of bush !

    I am given three weeks to come up with stylish artwork and I get paid for it , minimum wage but I ain't fussed

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    Re: YOUR IDEAL STRESS FREE JOB

    I can't think of anything. ROFL This question took me awhile but still no answer from my head.

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    Being in charge of Russell Slade for the day so I can send him packing... Bliss

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    Dope tester - literally.

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    Re: YOUR IDEAL STRESS FREE JOB

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Me , totally billy bollocks , sitting on a chair

    Twelve women , naked , ohhhh bit of bush !

    I am given three weeks to come up with stylish artwork and I get paid for it , minimum wage but I ain't fussed
    Hamiltons water breaks

    Stress free

    "SLUDGE YOU W*NKER" ��������

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    Re: YOUR IDEAL STRESS FREE JOB

    Supplying a sperm bank, on a fixed salary above the average wage, no minimum target, with an annual bonus if the business does well.

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    Quality control tester in a brothel

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    Mamogram operator. (For the under thirties)

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    Ideally watch TV, sleep and eat. I guess that is the best stress free job, being a couch potato.

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    Beer taster and TV watcher.

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    Re: YOUR IDEAL STRESS FREE JOB

    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    Supplying a sperm bank, on a fixed salary above the average wage, no minimum target, with an annual bonus if the business does well.
    Would you have to work a week in hand

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    Re: YOUR IDEAL STRESS FREE JOB

    Bed Tester

    Yep, it really does exist: back in 2011 Premier Inns employed its first ever director of bed bouncing. Cushy in the most literal sense of the word, the job involves bouncing on beds to test them for comfort. But while it’s true that in this job every day is a duvet day, it’s important to remember that there is a serious side to bed bouncing. Premier Inn’s professional bed tester Natalie Thomas, who along with her team is in charge of testing the chain’s 46,000 beds,


    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_2758718.html

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    Re: YOUR IDEAL STRESS FREE JOB

    Quote Originally Posted by waynekerr55 View Post
    Hamiltons water breaks

    Stress free

    "SLUDGE YOU W*NKER" ��������

    He's just the work Geordie !

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    Re: YOUR IDEAL STRESS FREE JOB

    Freelance mobile bra salesman with complimentary measuring service.

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    Premier League footballer.

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    Re: YOUR IDEAL STRESS FREE JOB

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    He's just the work Geordie !
    Yer daft racist...

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    Owner/administrator of a football forum

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