Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi View Post
In both your news stories the guilty driver was named Mohammed.
Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi View Post
Some drivers will do anything for a prophet.
Quote Originally Posted by Toast Boy View Post
That's the problem when you're prophet driven.
It's close, but Toast boy wins the battle of the profit/prophet puns.

Your prize is having your joke made into a cartoon in a Danish newspaper.