Trump's lawyers are looking busy.

First, the Justice Dept are investigating why he took 15 boxes of classified materials to The Winter White House ™

Then, he lost in court trying to stop Jan 6 lawsuits going ahead and get a bit of presidential immunity. This means that he can be prosecuted for his role in the nice day out for tourists.

And then the small matter of his finances! Never mind that his accounting firm quit a few days ago and said that the last decade of accounts shouldn't be relied on whatsovever (I wonder what spooked them?), he and his kiddies will have to tesitfy to the court about the BIZARRE FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES that have been going on. And whoopsadaisy, Trump released a statement that completely contradicted his lawyers court filing of just a day before.


Looks like he's going to be recruiting for some new legal eagles. Luckily there's a few sharp minds with an eye for detail in this thread who might be able to help him out. Don't hold your breath waiting for the cheque to arrive though.