Toilet reading material

[J R Hartley]

I print out pictures of Croesy then wipe my arse with them

[Vimto]

I print out pictures of Croesy then wipe my arse with them

Whoa careful - watch Matt the 'Moderator' doesn't pop by and remonstrate with you over this. And perhaps weakly attempt make some sarcastic comment or two.
Oh silly me, that wont happen will it. ..

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

It's been in my bog for years the front cover has faded in the sun. Still find a new word every day.

Park the fudge ......to shit , pass a stool , crimp off a length, lay a cable

Jazz festival.....the purchase of two or more Noddy books at one time

[Penybont Blue]

Park the fudge ......to shit , pass a stool , crimp off a length, lay a cable

Jazz festival.....the purchase of two or more Noddy books at one time

My all time favourite is Popeye wipe .... the facial expression one pulls when trying to wipe ones arse after an agonising visit to drop the kids off at the pool.