Bananas

[cyril evans awaydays]

Interestingly enough, and I know you said you're interested in chatting about farming, cattle are in sheds during the winter and Anguses don't tend to wander from the herd. Surprisingly enough you keep them in enclosed fields during the summer so they'd rarely have the opportunity, and you wouldn't know if that happened during the night.
If you lost one they'd all follow and I can assure you that someone would let you know about it very quickly.

I think you must be thinking of little bo peep and her sheep or something.

In any case, I only had the farm after I'd retired because I was a very different kind of civil servant myself for a long time and then a lawyer before I endulged myself with what I thought would be an idyllic life on a farm. There you are, there's two more things you can question me on !

I don't think I'm thin skinned either actually. Perhaps you're over estimating how much I give a **** about the antics of the amateur sleuths desperately trying to prove that black is white ? It's an amusing diversion , that's all really. In a sense I'm perpetuating it by arguing I suppose.

Guess your right. There are people in another thread who reckon all this is bullshit and you are that self-awareness lacking uberego that is Wales-Bales. I'm afraid that I might have been silly by indulging you and best to wish you well (or at least you get well)!

[RonnieBird]

Well there are people who reckon the earth is flat. Thanks for the very rude little tirade but please don't do me any favours, and it might be better for your mental balance to stop worrying about the personal characteristics and business of people you don't know.

The fact is that you were trying to display what you considered to be your superior intellect and, drawing upon your experience as an EO in DEFRA or something, crack the case open for your daft chums. Didn't work for two reasons, your intellect isn't superior and there's no case to crack.

If you really want to think I'm the same person as WB , you might as well do that. I couldn't possibly have done more to disprove it , ( which I shouldn't have to) , and there's no logic in your erroneous theory, but you can't let it go because it shows your powers of judgement to be very weak.

Either I'm Wales Bales or you and the Cluedo Club are a bit stupid...... Well I'm afraid to tell you that I'm definitely not Wales Bales.

[Eric Cartman]

Well there are people who reckon the earth is flat. Thanks for the very rude little tirade but please don't do me any favours, and it might be better for your mental balance to stop worrying about the personal characteristics and business of people you don't know.

The fact is that you were trying to display what you considered to be your superior intellect and, drawing upon your experience as an EO in DEFRA or something, crack the case open for your daft chums. Didn't work for two reasons, your intellect isn't superior and there's no case to crack.

If you really want to think I'm the same person as WB , you might as well do that. I couldn't possibly have done more to disprove it , ( which I shouldn't have to) , and there's no logic in your erroneous theory, but you can't let it go because it shows your powers of judgement to be very weak.

Either I'm Wales Bales or you and the Cluedo Club are a bit stupid...... Well I'm afraid to tell you that I'm definitely not Wales Bales.

I couldn't care less whether you are Walesbales but you haven't actually done anything to prove you arent him.

[RonnieBird]

I don't know what more I could do mate. I've asked the board moderator to check, I've posted a link to an app so anyone can check I'm a long way from Wales if they don't know how to do that and I've offered a big bet to anyone except WB ( for obvious reasons).

If you've got any suggestions how I can convince the cluedo club please tell me and I'll do it.

Look, I'm just NOT him and the first I ever heard of him was when I joined this board.

[Eric Cartman]

I don't know what more I could do mate. I've asked the board moderator to check, I've posted a link to an app so anyone can check I'm a long way from Wales if they don't know how to do that and I've offered a big bet to anyone except WB ( for obvious reasons).

If you've got any suggestions how I can convince the cluedo club please tell me and I'll do it.

Look, I'm just NOT him and the first I ever heard of him was when I joined this board.

Like I say I don't care if you are or aren't but everything you have offered can be spoofed. Usually when someone marches in offering a bet for a ridiculous amount (this is the internet, nobody trusts anyone to pay) they are lying.

[RonnieBird]

P.s. Loser to apologise publicly here

[RonnieBird]

Well I said a trusted third party could hold the money in advance. I'm not sure I mentioned a particularly ridiculous amount - wouldn't be the biggest bet I've had.

Tell you what, put £10 up and I'll offer you 100/1. What's more I'll donate your tenner to charity when I get it.

[RonnieBird]

you're desperate, sad act

Put your money up then. Let's make it £100 in your case and I'll give you 10/1. That's £1000 if you're right.

[Wales-Bales]

you really, really are a sad little man

I'll give you 1000/1 !!!

[RonnieBird]

you really, really are a sad little man

I wonder whether you speak like that to people's faces

[Wales-Bales]

I wonder whether you speak like that to people's faces

You're not a card-carrying socialist if you don't play the man

[RonnieBird]

I recommend the red ones

[RonnieBird]

Here's a new opportunity with disease effecting Cavendish bananas because Jamaica grows many varieties, including red ones which we can start shipping in to South Wales ports immediately after Brexit !

[life on mars]

Here's a new opportunity with disease effecting Cavendish bananas because Jamaica grows many varieties, including red ones which we can start shipping in to South Wales ports immediately after Brexit !

South Wales docks used too ship in tons of bananas ,
all shapes and sizes , from all over the world , happy times , worryjng times where we may lose the expertise of europhiles to safely guide our consumption habits .

[cyril evans awaydays]

South Wales docks used too ship in tons of bananas ,
all shapes and sizes , from all over the world , happy times , worryjng times where we may lose the expertise of europhiles to safely guide our consumption habits .

South Wales docks used to ship loads of coal. Just like bananas not for a number of years. For the confused like me can you explain what this has anything to do with Europe?

[RonnieBird]

South Wales docks used to ship loads of coal. Just like bananas not for a number of years. For the confused like me can you explain what this has anything to do with Europe?

Have done once. In short we won't be restricted to banana imports from countries the EU have deals with, or their comfy arrangement where everything has to come and go through German docks.