What's the purpose of them - does anyone know?
Everyone knows why women have them; it's because if the milkman's off sick they can whiten their tea or coffee easily enough themselves with a few well directed squirts.
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What's the purpose of them - does anyone know?
Everyone knows why women have them; it's because if the milkman's off sick they can whiten their tea or coffee easily enough themselves with a few well directed squirts.
I'm no doctor but I believe it is because the sex of a person isn't determined until late on in the pregnancy and all the bits are in place before this happens.
Either that or nature's way of making it easier for a sex change to take place without the need for a nipple transplant.
They are to hang rings and other ornamentation on.
It is pre-emptive fashion-conscious evolution in action
It's because it enabled you to sing that ditty in school.
Milk milk
Lemonade
Round the corner
Chocolate's made.
Harkens from the days when our kidneys and bladder were in our shoulders and we used to piss out of our nipples. The earliest Nipple Cripple was passing a kidney stone out of one.
This configuration was essential for primeval man as their penises were in a constantly erect state as they had a bone in them. Look at that drawing in Cerne Abbas. Imagine only being able to piss in the air? Nipples were the only other choice.