I was going to suggest “x jacks a running” “ x wurzzels cowering” but it may not be pc.
Or how about 7 Earnie hatricks?
( one in each division, the two cups and international )
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That time of year again with our Christmas party on Saturday 😎
I’ve been tasked with coming up with a song but I need your help please
You all know the “12 days of Christmas my true love gave to me song- we’ll I’m thinking of a Bluebird themed twist on the same song - but I’m stuck and there’s nothing better than a Cardiff fans wit
So to start;
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me Neil Harris in a pear tree 🎶
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me - two Centre Half’s and a Neil Harris in a pear tree 🌳
You get the idea....
The funnier the better
Feel free to change what I’m already thinking 💭
I was going to go the political route but the clubs more topical....thanks
I was going to suggest “x jacks a running” “ x wurzzels cowering” but it may not be pc.
Or how about 7 Earnie hatricks?
( one in each division, the two cups and international )
5 - Ian Rush
Doesn’t really have to be PC lol.🎶...Langstone Loan notes - 🎶Mackay emails -🎶 dodgy strikers 🎶
Just need to fit everything together 👍
this is too difficult for the morons on this forum.
counting! days of the month and rhyming!!
The first Christmas grinch lol 😂🎶
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
12 Of Sludges victims
11 useless players
10 sideways passes
9 Bluetit hangovers
8 legs on a TLG spider
7 Pellets in Splott Dai’s ring piece
6 fingers on a Jack
5 Wales Bales accounts
4 hairs on Mikes Morrises head
3 Jurset brain cells
2 disastrous premiership seasons
and a Gunnerson throw in in a pear tree.
Class lol 😂
I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday (Wizzard)
Oh I wish we could beat Swansea every day-ay
When the plod join with them and they begin to run away-ay
Oh I wish we could beat Swansea every day-ay
Stick your nut into any Jack you see this christmas
Mistletoe and Wine (Cliff Richard)
Pissed on wine, everything looks fine
Fans are singing, but some miseries still whine
We have Neil Harris, the best manager we've seen
It's why he'll keep starting with our goal king, Gary Madine
On the first day of Christmas Cardiff gave to me, a Vaulks throw into a tree
On the second day of Christmas Cardiff gave to me, Two managers
On the third day of Christmas Cardiff gave to me, Three youth players
On the fourth day of Christmas Cardiff gave to me, Four shitty wingers...
This is the only Christmas song you need (rated 18)
https://youtu.be/JmoG4JY_T58
Yes I have to agree
William Treseder wins it - great effort
Thanks to all your contributions tho much appreciated 🎶🥳😂👍
Fantastic matey
May I suggest you come up with a few ditties for the Canton to sing, other than the usual dirge of anti jack and In-ger-lund crap, which are frankly soooo embarrassing. The time you have off over Xmas, please come up with a few decent chants/songs for them to belt out come the New year. I have complete faith in your skills, after reading that
there's no point we will be so busy advising folk to sing about looking in the dustbin for something too eat
The yogi bear song about a cheesy nob,camembert.
Surely it's got to be "and an Etheridge in a pear tree"?
Partridge, Etheridge. Blimey, they almost sound the same....