Matalan & Primark, St David's Centre, Queen Street

[Organ Morgan.]

One of our own, who's a Cowbridge resident whom I shan't identify to spare him further embarrassment, has in recent weeks been banned for life from entering both premises.

What indiscretions did he commit? He was branded a nuisance by management at both stores for trying on women's thongs and knickers over his clothes. It wasn't really that they objected to but rather the songs he blasted out when doing so, particularly Duran Duran stuff and other glam rock crap. Following final appeals to croon something half decent he was removed by security for going too far by letting rip with a medley of Barry Manilow hits.

[life on mars]

Notice the shops frequented are for the more discerning lady

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One of our own, who's a Cowbridge resident whom I shan't identify to spare him further embarrassment, has in recent weeks been banned for life from entering both premises.

What indiscretions did he commit? He was branded a nuisance by management at both stores for trying on women's thongs and knickers over his clothes. It wasn't really that they objected to but rather the songs he blasted out when doing so, particularly Duran Duran stuff and other glam rock crap. Following final appeals to croon something half decent he was removed by security for going too far by letting rip with a medley of Barry Manilow hits.

I used to go to store 24 in bridgend


That was a classy place