Quote Originally Posted by Heisenberg View Post
Nah, strap 'em to the roof and chuck some elderly (preferably disabled) relatives in the back for good measure. You'll have 20-20 vision in no time.*



*(Disclaimer: this message does not reflect my true belief on the effectiveness of "Driving-to-Durham" eye tests and I have no optometry background - all views are purely satirical and readers should not attempt the above suggestion)
I’ll throw my 87 year old diabetic mother in the boot, be a good test of the virus to see if she comes down with it at the various service stations I’ll be stopping at for a few ales on the way.