Quote Originally Posted by Elwood Blues View Post
Do you know how they caught it then?
They obviously caught it by socially distancing, not getting basics like haircuts for 3 months (notice all MPs seem to have hair that refuses to grow), by refusing to shake hands with covid sufferers and by refusing to have anyone in their home, and refusing to go to anyone's home.

Cummings was so adept at not catching it, he drove the length of England to demonstrate that, although he could catch it, noone else could get it from him - well noone of any importance anyway.

Johnson was so thankful at being kept alive that he decided it would be fitting to charge NHS staff to park at hospitals again.

Hancock was so pleased at being able to applaud the NHS that he still refuses to talk about proper remuneration for NHS staff.