Egyptian dies after drinking hand sanitiser.

[CCFCC3PO]

For having an allbeit dark sense of humour you hope peoples families accidentally drink hand sanitiser and die?
It’s unlikely but hope the irony isn’t lost on you

[Cyclops]

He should have been referred to a Cairopractor.

I think you mean chiropractor - though in my experience they don't help with thirst issues.

[The Bloop]

For having an allbeit dark sense of humour you hope peoples families accidentally drink hand sanitiser and die?
It’s unlikely but hope the irony isn’t lost on you

Think we're all in de-Nile to be honest.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Sickening bunch of losers laughing at what appears to be a very painful way to go

he was a son to a mother somewhere, may your families suffer in such a way - tossers

Good grief, the kraken returns. Bored with your other usernames?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I think you mean chiropractor - though in my experience they don't help with thirst issues.

No, I didn't. It was a pun, old fruit.

[elytillidie]

Think we're all in de-Nile to be honest.

They reckon he'd asked what his chances of being released were and was told Real Slim Shady.

[lardy]

Good grief, the kraken returns. Bored with your other usernames?

Egypt you here, blooburd.

[bobh]

Sickening bunch of losers laughing at what appears to be a very painful way to go

he was a son to a mother somewhere, may your families suffer in such a way - tossers

I totally agree.
His mummy must horrified.

[elytillidie]

I totally agree.
His mummy must horrified.

Wonder if Aaron Ramasses going to donate some money to his family.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I totally agree.
His mummy must horrified.

If only the story had been kept under wraps in the first place.

[jon1959]

If all the puns have been done, maybe time to reflect on the original story?

It is another shocking story of probable state murder of a prisoner. I don't believe 'hand sanitiser poisoning' for a minute.

It goes with so many other 'deaths in custody' and child executions by the Egyptian regime. Brutal.

[splott parker]

If all the puns have been done, maybe time to reflect on the original story?

It is another shocking story of probable state murder of a prisoner. I don't believe 'hand sanitiser poisoning' for a minute.

It goes with so many other 'deaths in custody' and child executions by the Egyptian regime. Brutal.

And that’s only the top of the pyramid!

[The Bloop]

And that’s only the top of the pyramid!

Pharaoh nuff

[xsnaggle]

This thread is all washed up now isn't it?

[Heisenberg]

This thread is all washed up now isn't it?

I think it's Saharand away from being over.

[cyril evans awaydays]

I think it's Saharand away from being over.

No I think that's more than enough. Lots of people keep Ptolemy to stop!

[Heisenberg]

No I think that's more than enough. Lots of people keep Ptolemy to stop!

I think they're being Cleopatronising, to be honest.

[splott parker]

I think they're being Cleopatronising, to be honest.

Who’s asping you?

[Heisenberg]

Who’s asping you?

Oh, look... It's the frog Horus jumping in now.

[splott parker]

Bit of a honking noise going on up the valleys outside TOBW’s house the other day, he came out to see what it was all about, he was reassured when his neighbour told him “It was only a tooting car mun”......................(f*ck me, never thought I’d hit the punchline!!)

[bobh]

Who'd have thought that such a sad story would be the Khufu a pun thread?

[elytillidie]

Who'd have thought that such a sad story would be the Khufu a pun thread?

It's a Sinai suppose, of how things are these days.

[bobh]

It's a Sinai suppose, of how things are these days.

Shut your Cheops

[elytillidie]

Shut your Cheops

Is Sadat all you've got to say.

[bobh]

Is Sadat all you've got to say.

Anwar if it is?