Quote Originally Posted by IanD View Post
Competitive colonoscopies....could be a thing. In UHD, live streamed with commentary. One point per cm. of endoscope inserted. Points deducted for breathing in gas and air. First to get a biopsy sample, from furthest point reached, out and into a test tube = bonus points. Red card and disqualification for screaming "Do you xxxing work for Dyna Rod in your spare time?"
I was on the waiting list at the NHS for so long they outsourced me to a private Nuffield clinic so I got a cheese sandwich with a side of crisps afterwards. Minus 10 points for sure