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Thread: JK Rowling gives me the horn

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    JK Rowling gives me the horn

    It's the way she does her hair

    All tied up and dyed dark red

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    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    It's the way she does her hair

    All tied up and dyed dark red
    Would a trombonist give you the horn?

  3. #3

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    It's the naughty smirk that does it for me

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    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Misogynist

  5. #5

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Great chest

  6. #6

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bob Banker Spanker View Post
    Great chest
    Strong lungs

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    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    It's her vivid imagination that does it for me.

  8. #8

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    What first attracted you to millionairess................

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  10. #10

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Get your wand in her pumpkin pasty.

  11. #11

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Clever, attractive, rich and a very vivid imagination- what's not to like.

  12. #12

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by J R Hartley View Post
    Strong lungs
    Big books

  13. #13

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Big books

  14. #14

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Kenneth Kendall gives me the horn

  15. #15

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    Kenneth Kendall gives me the horn
    Kenneth Horne sends me around the horn

  16. #16

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    Kenneth Horne sends me around the horn
    ...I sent robin round

  17. #17

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    ...I sent robin round
    I dunno I just sent him round !

  18. #18

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    Kenneth Kendall gives me the horn
    Oh Kenneth.....

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    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I dunno I just sent him round !
    ...did you put a stamp on it?

  20. #20

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    ...did you put a stamp on it?
    No , **** that , bung in the post

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    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    No , **** that , bung in the post

    ...what..no stamp no address?

  22. #22

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    ...what..no stamp no address?
    Did you get a reply ?

  23. #23

    Re: JK Rowling gives me the horn

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Did you get a reply ?
    ..no..I was ****ing furious

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