Having previously been a frequent contributor to this board during the lockdown, our conspiracy-theorist-in-chief has been missing from CCMB for over a fortnight.
So what's happened to him? Has he been abducted by aliens? Kidnapped by the cabal? Had his brains fried by the 5G network? Been thrown in the clink after one too many plandemic protests? Retired to a cave in preparation for the forthcoming apocalypse?
I genuinely hope he hasn't succumbed to the dreaded virus and is fit and well, wherever he is.
