Something Funny....

[Tuerto]

Just got of the phone to my mother-she's bought me a little present of the 'internet' something i've wanted for ages......it's a 'George Benson Compact Grill' She meant George Foreman of course-or maybe not.... They say some potty things

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Just got of the phone to my mother-she's bought me a little present of the 'internet' something i've wanted for ages......it's a 'George Benson Compact Grill' She meant George Foreman of course-or maybe not.... They say some potty things

If you open the box and it starts singing its george benson , if it punches you in the face its george foreman

[Tuerto]

If you open the box and it starts singing its george benson , if it punches you in the face its george foreman

Great, innit My Nan used to call 7 up, Zup, she thought that the '7' was a 'z' 'Bottle of zup in the fridge for you love' i didn't have the heart to tell her, and it was funny!

[BLUETIT]

Just got of the phone to my mother-she's bought me a little present of the 'internet' something i've wanted for ages......it's a 'George Benson Compact Grill' She meant George Foreman of course-or maybe not.... They say some potty things

It’s nice to get presents OFF your mum, who has taken the time to book them OFF the tinternet

[Tuerto]

It’s nice to get presents OFF your mum, who has taken the time to book them OFF the tinternet

**** 'OFF'

[BLUETIT]

**** 'OFF'

I am, to beddie byes
Nighty night

[NYCBlue]

Fair play. I LOL'd.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Used to know a guy who thought a certain food item was called spastic chicken.

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

Used to know a guy who thought a certain food item was called spastic chicken.

So, on the subject.... when I was a kid, I used to tell the barber to trim my 'sideboards'.

[Malckent]

So, on the subject.... when I was a kid, I used to tell the barber to trim my 'sideboards'.

I worked with someone who was convinced the words were the little lord Jesus laid down his SWEDE head.

[CCFCC3PO]

Just got of the phone to my mother-she's bought me a little present of the 'internet' something i've wanted for ages......it's a 'George Benson Compact Grill' She meant George Foreman of course-or maybe not.... They say some potty things

My great gran used to call Tesco "Tessitoes".

[dembethewarrior]

It’s nice to get presents OFF your mum, who has taken the time to book them OFF the tinternet

Finally learned have you, after me and my mate from splott caught you out last week..

[splott parker]

Finally learned have you, after me and my mate from splott caught you out last week..

Two right

[The Hooded Claw]

Great, innit My Nan used to call 7 up, Zup, she thought that the '7' was a 'z' 'Bottle of zup in the fridge for you love' i didn't have the heart to tell her, and it was funny!

I know someone whose Mum (now in her 70s) used to call it that as well!

[BLUETIT]

Finally learned have you, after me and my mate from splott caught you out last week..

Mate !!!!!!!

Oh how I laughed

[The Bloop]

So, on the subject.... when I was a kid, I used to tell the barber to trim my 'sideboards'.

Sideboards isnt wrong though just not in popular usage

A friends mother once went for a curry and instead of ordering a Chicken Jalfrezi she ordered a Chicken Jacuzzi.

[splott parker]

One of my mates reckoned the Eastern Avenue was a Jewish carriageway.

[Tuerto]

Sideboards isnt wrong though just not in popular usage

A friends mother once went for a curry and instead of ordering a Chicken Jalfrezi she ordered a Chicken Jacuzzi.

[NYCBlue]

So, on the subject.... when I was a kid, I used to tell the barber to trim my 'sideboards'.

I told him to leave mine alone.

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

Sideboards isnt wrong though just not in popular usage

A friends mother once went for a curry and instead of ordering a Chicken Jalfrezi she ordered a Chicken Jacuzzi.

I was just about to correct you, and point out that it should in fact be 'sideburns'. However, to be completely sure, I decided to Google it... low-and-behold, you're right! Both can be used it would seem.
:o)

[William Treseder]

Sludge thought Coq u vin was a mobile brothel!

[the other bob wilson]

I was just about to correct you, and point out that it should in fact be 'sideburns'. However, to be completely sure, I decided to Google it... low-and-behold, you're right! Both can be used it would seem.
:o)

I call them sideboards before sideburns to this day.

[splott parker]

I call them sideboards before sideburns to this day.

Of course they’re sideboards.

[dembethewarrior]

Mate !!!!!!!

Oh how I laughed

Don't get jealous. You're probably gone 60, it's not cool.

[BLUETIT]

Don't get jealous. not a jealous bone, in my body. Life is to be livedYou're probably gone 60,69 in a few weeks time. Hoping the pubs are open, but if not, I’ll open a single malt it's not cool.i know, they say it’s going to be really hot today

STAY SAFE