I see the government are investing money into the arts and culture at this difficult time

Football .....into that

Fishing .......does that make me cultured ? Into that

Opera ......cant think of anything more boring than sitting down getting a numb ass listening to that dreadful singing

Ballet ......ditto although some of those dancers have great figures but not for me

Classical music ........not into that

Jazz........nope

Somebody playing a harp and a load of kids dressed as pixies hopping round the stage ......nope

Live theatre ......far too fidgety to sit through that , would rather watch the telly

Comedy ......dont mind comedy clubs but not into big venue stuff.....small tick

Eating out ......curry or Mexican or steak is about my limit , pub grub is fine

Art exhibitions .......not interested

Cinema .......havnt been for 15 years , que up , sit through all those adverts , sod that

Storytelling festivals .......nope

Museums......quite like walking around a museum

Music .......now you are talking , rock and metal gigs , festivals in the past like butetown carnival , grangetown carnival , glastonbury , monsters of rock , reading , download


Contemporary arts festivals ..........basically a load of people dressed in tights dancing around on a stage .......no thanks

That's about it really