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Thread: Are you a cultured person ?

  1. #1

    Are you a cultured person ?

    I see the government are investing money into the arts and culture at this difficult time

    Football .....into that

    Fishing .......does that make me cultured ? Into that

    Opera ......cant think of anything more boring than sitting down getting a numb ass listening to that dreadful singing

    Ballet ......ditto although some of those dancers have great figures but not for me

    Classical music ........not into that

    Jazz........nope

    Somebody playing a harp and a load of kids dressed as pixies hopping round the stage ......nope

    Live theatre ......far too fidgety to sit through that , would rather watch the telly

    Comedy ......dont mind comedy clubs but not into big venue stuff.....small tick

    Eating out ......curry or Mexican or steak is about my limit , pub grub is fine

    Art exhibitions .......not interested

    Cinema .......havnt been for 15 years , que up , sit through all those adverts , sod that

    Storytelling festivals .......nope

    Museums......quite like walking around a museum

    Music .......now you are talking , rock and metal gigs , festivals in the past like butetown carnival , grangetown carnival , glastonbury , monsters of rock , reading , download


    Contemporary arts festivals ..........basically a load of people dressed in tights dancing around on a stage .......no thanks

    That's about it really

  2. #2

    Re: Are you a cultured person ?

    You're doing cinema all wrong. Turn up 15 mins after it says it starts, no queue, couple of trailers maybe, film.

  3. #3

    Re: Are you a cultured person ?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post

    Ballet ......ditto although some of those dancers have great figures but not for me
    Are you feeling unwell!

  4. #4

    Re: Are you a cultured person ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Des Parrot View Post
    Are you feeling unwell!
    The female ones I meant

    All you say see on the blokes is a jumbo sausage from down the chippy and a pair of brussel sprouts

  5. #5

    Re: Are you a cultured person ?

    No

  6. #6

    Re: Are you a cultured person ?

    My idea of an exotic meal is chicken tikka masala, half and half

  7. #7

    Re: Are you a cultured person ?

    I'm employed at a museum.I am culture.

  8. #8

    Re: Are you a cultured person ?

    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    I'm employed at a museum.I am culture.
    You are culture

    Or you are a culture ?

  9. #9

    Re: Are you a cultured person ?

    depends on your culture

  10. #10

    Re: Are you a cultured person ?

    No-one is saying you have to enjoy everything on the list.

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